Fascinating, but still, how do we spread this without being noticed? Random overflights of our international carriers? True they'd be backwards and wouldn't be able to accurately time our flights, but 22 flights from
(and largest city) Ashgabat, Turkmenistan to Los Angeles with a total of 17 passengers would be slightly suspect...
Also, what do we have to say about the sudden and random appearance of the Desert Locust on the Asian steppes? I'd just blame (???)China, and our subsequent invasion (from... Afghanistan??) as a reactionary step to ensure (?)world peace.