Snakes on a Plane (2006) (27)

1 Name: Couch Potato 2005-10-11 18:37 ID:Heaven

Beaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is... well, it’s called "Pacific Air 121"—

Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!

Beaks: Exactly.

Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.

Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!

Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
http://www.collider.com/index.asp?cid=9&aid=599
http://www.angelfire.com/movies/buddhaline/snakesonaplane/
http://www.livejournal.com/users/tongodeon/tag/snakes%20on%20a%20plane
(shoutout to /b/ for this one)

2 Name: Couch Potato 2005-10-13 01:11 ID:Heaven

This made my day

3 Name: Couch Potato 2005-10-20 04:24 ID:Heaven

holy soap

4 Name: Couch Potato 2005-11-10 05:50 ID:Heaven

Snakes on a mother fuckin' plane.

5 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-06-14 05:41 ID:COoRvyNc

Samuel L. Jackson is confident about this venture.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyOCCNfFPjE

6 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-06-14 17:20 ID:rYmAqURV

>From Video: "I've only got 3 words to say about our next presenter: Samuel L. Jackson."

Aha. Only in America.

7 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-06-20 19:26 ID:Heaven

This nigga used to be cool. Now he's just a whore. Pretty sad to see :(

8 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-18 05:02 ID:AHZZ1nXo

I saw it.

It was a masterpiece.

There were snakes, and they were on a plane.

Five stars.

9 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-18 07:22 ID:SagShK2H

I heard one of the snakes bit someone's dick off. confirm/deny?

10 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-18 07:59 ID:Heaven

Confirm.

It was HEART-WRENCHING.

I'd go into more detail but I don't want to spoil the movie for others.

11 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-18 21:41 ID:COoRvyNc

One of the snakes also bit a boob, according to a review. This is the first time in months I'm actually going to a theater to see a movie.

12 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-19 00:28 ID:2EkKrVaL

I've been to the movies three times this week...

I am a consumer whore!

13 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-19 10:00 ID:pH88pVMz

this movie was fucking awsome. i was not expecting it to be as good as it is

14 Name: Amarok_Star : 2006-08-20 19:35 ID:6MSTVelw

It is the greatest piece of cinema ever created by a sentient life form in this and any universe ever. Even better then Pulp Fiction! (aka Afro's on a Samuel L. Jackson)

15 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-21 13:05 ID:Heaven

I can't wait till it finally comes out in Germany!

16 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-22 03:57 ID:Heaven

Schlangen auf einer Fläche!

17 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-22 08:27 ID:+h5xBim8

I dunno if the snake bit the dude's dick OFF but it sure bit it. The boob biting was pretty cool too. Any movie that has snakes on a plane AND snakes biting boobs is pretty awesome.

18 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-22 23:14 ID:IXRvQZ2R

Yeah, the movie was hilariously over the top with both the plot and the violence. The writer clearly must have said to herself "well, they'll be shocked when I have this snake chomp down on this beautiful breast. But then I've gotta take it to the next level." And they did.

19 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-23 03:56 ID:kQ/C9+78

If this movie wasn't as hyped up as it was, it probably would have blown. But that movie funny as hell. I can't wait for Muthafuckin' Snakes on a Muthafuckin' Plane!

20 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-23 12:31 ID:Heaven

> Afro's on a Samuel L. Jackson

I was about to mock you for your apostrophe error, but then I realized the title works even better that way. Carry on!

21 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-25 04:54 ID:COoRvyNc

I saw it a couple of days ago. It was everything the title promised. You could say it's refreshing honesty from a title, unlike some films like Naked Lunch(I can name two things wrong with that title). It was obvious that everyone was having a ball in making this movie.

The direction and writing were surprisingly good. They could still surprise you even when obvious gags were being setup up. You knew that the fat woman was going to get it, but the way it happened you still had to go Σ(゚Д゚;).

22 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-08-31 07:01 ID:uQG23lbT

>>21

yes! It stayed true to the title and delivered what it promised! the movie was awesome. I mean it's not a great movie but it's an awesome movie to watch with friends and laugh and have fun.

23 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-09-01 02:13 ID:5TI00VGz

It was fucking hilarious. If you expected a serious thriller, you got an alright thriller. But if you were expecting a B-movie cult event, it fucking delivers! I laughed the whole way through.

24 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-09-01 19:11 ID:uQG23lbT

when jackson said his line...I almost cried T_T

25 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-09-07 20:47 ID:Heaven

I just saw it (in german), it was awesome! Though it probably would have been even better in english, the line just doesn't come across that well when not spoken by the man himself.

26 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-11-21 13:01 ID:Heaven

This movie should be labeled comedy because it's just so fucking ridicolous.
lol

27 Name: Couch Potato : 2006-12-11 21:41 ID:AGEskwTh

"You people?"

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