(・∀・) Hey dudes!
( ・ω・) I'm still here.
(・∀・) Oh, hi dad!
( ・ω・) I'm not your da-
( ・ー・)Hey, Junior! Where's Grandpa?
( ・ω・) ...
(-∀-) Grandpa, he's...
(・∀・) Wait. Dad, my Grandpa is your dad. You called him Grandpa too. BAKA !!
F-F-F-F-FAIL FLAIL!
( ・ー・) I'm impressed, Junior. I called him "Grandpa" because I thought you were still mentally 5 years old.
( ・ー・) So?
(・∀・) So help me save Grandpa from the depths of hell or or leave my thread!
(・_・。)Hi... blush
(・∀・) Fiance, you're back!
(・_・。)Who're you? Where did my lover go? What have you done with my lover*??!*
(・A・) ...
(・_・。) Oh, there you are...
( ・ー・) Okay, we'll be going now. Bye, Junior.
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(・Д・) Shit sux.
( ・ω・) If you're willing to listen, I may be able to help you win her heart.
(・∀・) tl;dr
(・∀・) Ah, I joke, I joke. Tell me how to attract girls, Clonepa.
(・∀・) Yeah I'm so desperate that I have to listen to advice from a non-character.
( ・ω・) Clonepa is a non-character is NOT a meme.
( ・∇・)つ( ・ω・) Don't listen to my brother, he's a bother!
( ・∇・) (・ω・ ) You! This time, we'll settle this!
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(・∀・) OOOOOOOOOIIII! This is my thread people.
( ・ω・) Sorry, I've always wanted to do that.
(・∀・) I want a girl to knead!
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( ・ω・) Do you have Solar Hands?
(・∀・) I have Solar Gauntlets.
( ・ω・) Excellent! Then come with me to play Dark Underworld, I need you to defeat this Vile Darkness bastard.
(・∀・) joins your party.
You gain 2 exp. You reach the ten billionth level of experience. You gain one (1) internets, but your inventory is full. Do you wish to leave the internets behind?
( ・ω・) I drop one (1) magic elixer and take the internets.
(・∀・) You are full of Bombs and/or Keys.
(・∀・) A blast from the past!
(・∀・) So, wait, is clonepa my dad now?
( ・ω・) I forgot my Japanese name.
( ・ิω・ิ) It's 「くらぷーあすー」
( ・ω・) You dick!
(・∀・) Good one, Dad!
( ・ω・) I think it might be 「シルバー・カートリッジ」, though.
(・∀・) I am Jr, hear me roar
(・∀・) I can't believe Grandpa is making me live in the garage. I hate that old bastard!
( `ハ´) Hello, Junior.
(・∀・) Woah there! Good Darkpa!
( `ハ´) So why aren't you living with your mom & dad?
( `ハ´) More importantly, why aren't you living in my basement? You could take care of my tentac-*coff*tent garden.
( `ハ´) Yes, I have a garden in a tent. I know it's very unusual. that's why I need someone with your unique abilities.
(・∀・) What does it pay?
( `ハ´) 15 Rape Dollars a month.
(・∀・) Can I buy rapeseed oil with those? It's my favourite lubricant.
( `ハ´) Everyone loves magical nonoha oil.
( `ハ´) If you do it right you won't need lube.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I like lube!
( `ハ´) Myself, I do not, as lube tends to have a corrosive effect on Mittens.
(・∀・) HELLOS