4 + 4 = ?
>>850
ok lol
Why does MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 fail at having a question for me to solve?
Nigga please
What character is top tier in the 2ch character battle?
Needless to say, it's Shii. Cuteness conquers all, and you'll get paper cuts from her cardboard box.
What's your favorite snack?
WT
What's your favorite piece of winter wear?
>>856 is too lost in mittenplation to think of a question, so I will ask one in his stead. What's the best way to prepare tonight's pork tenderloin?
Really, is there any way to ruin a good tenderloin?
So, what's with all the fighting?
ITT WE FUCKING KILL THE ABOVE POSTER has a hole in it. It's themes are leaking out in to the world.
What do you like on your hamburgers?
A seconed hamburger, I am american after all.
Can I have some bacon?
Sure you can, and some swiss cheese as well.
I'm a rare fan, myself. I like my burger to gently moo with each bite. How about you?
I like Rocky Mountain Oysters, personally.
Ever had one?
No, but I will have to, sooner or later.
If I'm too lazy to even get up and eat, how soon will I die?
You have three weeks.
Does anyone visit iichan's /b/?
What the hell is iichan?
I mean, seriously, what the hell is it?
Nothing of importance.
I hear 4chan's like that too?
It's made of irrelevance and.... I'm not sure what else it's made of. Probably vegetable oil.
What was the last good GET?
1 Million. Senator Rodden Clitoris posted a more accurate depiction of the female orgasm.
I don't know how to respond to that, and so I won't.
What is your favorite Trout Fishing in America song?
Probably "Government Orders (Fish Just or Fish Dead)"
What's that book you're writing about?
Some of Robert Silverberg's early work, while he was still young and self-important.
Have you considered participating in /lit/ ?
Not really. I figure nearly every board is completely off-topic and just stay on DQN, which is the least off-topic.
Are you snoke the drug?
( ゚ ヮ゚) If by "snoke," you mean "wore," and by "drug," you mean "MITTENS," then you bet!
Is there a life outside of 4-ch? I can't remember.
Yes and it's wonderful. Lots of plastics. Lots of ground floors. Marriage. It's got it all.
Is there a life inside 4-ch? I can't remember.
Cave cricket.
Haven't I seen this somewhere before?
Clear your cache.
What's with all these thunderstorms over the past few weeks?
God's wrath and cow farts.
Could Bartertown really have run on pig shit?
( ゚ ヮ゚) If by "Bartertown," you mean "wores," and by "shit," you mean "MITTENS," then you bet!
Why is grandpa such a pervert?
Comes with the territory. It's an inhereted position, like sex, you understand?
Transmetropolitan: Greatest comic ever, or GREATEST comic ever?
Bah, Global Frequency was better.
AA: ASCII Art or Alcoholics Anonymous?
It has been called the Argentum Astrellum, too, but it's true name is the Illuminati, aka The Elitist Superstructure.
Who is your Short Duration Personal Savior (shordurpersav) for today?
Bu-n guy.
Be honest: can anything NOT be solved with the use of MITTENS?
Yeah, but that's why they invented duct tape.
Is there anything duct tape can't do?
Nothing. And it's not just for the bedroom anymore!
Why can't I concentrate today?
Because the Internet is eroding our attention spans.
What was the question again?
It was "How do I shot web?"
So... how DO I shot web?
Turn your palm upwards, extend thine arm towards thine enemy, and press thy middle and ring finger upon the middle of thy palm, and the Web shall shot from thy wrist, leaving thine enemies in a quagmire.
This is also the american sign language symbol for "I Love You." How does that signify?
It is a mystery.
Will we ever finish the Really Long Song?
I certainly hope not. It would be longer than Stairway to Heaven back to back with Howl.
What song has your favorite drum solo? (Mine is Inagaddadavida)
Mine is Frankenstein, by the Edgar Winter Group.
What does tanasinn mean?
Amen Brother
Is it just me, or has DQN been getting busier lately?
September is coming, so I'm not thinking, but feeling.
Is Moby Dick better as a novel or a drum solo?
Novel. It's way too long for a drum solo.
Whats with all these song threads?
People who can't write music them selfs depending on others to write it for them, so they can make millions with the '4-ch' song of course. It's about money, It's always about money
What's the point in asking a question to a random stranger?
You can get frank answers that you won't get from people you know.
Do I smell?
The way the dandelions shrivel and turn brown as you pass by should be your clue, you walking fast food dumpster.
Was that too harsh? I can't tell any more.
No, this is too harsh: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Was I too harsh, even considering that I intended to demonstrate "too harsh"?
No.
Was I too soft?
Yes, you weak little pussy.
What's with the heat these days?
Global warming, dude.
Was that the easiest 900get ever?
Your adept ways and extraordinary skills just made it look easy. Stop selling yourself short!
What kind of wine goes best with a good cheeseburger?
Close, but I can't come up with a good example of anything easier.
Wow, this thread's finally going to >>999-get. It's been a long time coming.
Close, but I can't come up with a good example of anything easier.
Wow, this thread's finally going to >>999-get. It's been a long time coming, don't you think?
I agree, but what about my question?
What kind of wine goes best with a good cheeseburger?
If you continue double-posting, sure.
Why do some people find the term "affiliation" to contain connotations that they find unpleasant?
Reunite, and implied homosexuality.
When will I be able to buy Butterscotch, the Furreal Robot Pony?
2010, I promise.
Why am I so happy?
Because you're on DQN, where you can just chill out and totally relax.
Where does the idea that "Japan=superior" come from?
Mostly from elitists who dislike american animation on the grounds that it's american, and therefore lacks pantsu.
How many panty flashes occurred in the first episode of Najica?
911 GET JIHAD !!
Please state your insults in the form of a question.
What kind of wine DOES go with a cheeesburger?
Beer.
Why are all american girls so rough?
Maybe when we reach 999.
Will we ever reach 999?
Only if 999-san is lost in the night and fog.
What was squeeks trying to say when he cut the max posts per thread value to 999?
Squeeks was trying to say "My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by.""
What is the most peculiar fetish you can think of?
Earwax. Let's not discuss it any further.
Is there any fish happier than the Puffer?
The clown fish
Is this real or is it a dream?
Pinch yourself and then see if it hurts or not.
Is it just me, or are western art styles being pushed out in favour of the notable big-eyed, large-haired style from Japan?
Yes, ths is the real life.
Now, is this just fantasy?
yeah, it's a funny internet, and we're all probably disgustingly drunk anyway
why are most of the questions and answers off, is there some sort of posting frenzy going on?
more people are coming to 4-ch! this means more livelyhood and a bright future!
i wonder if these people really are coming from world4ch?
I came from the sky. That is all I know.
Is DQN usually not this busy on friday?
DQN? Busy? Don't make me chuckle!
Do you balance your checkbook right after you buy something or do you let reciepts pile up?
My reciepts pile up, unfortunately.
If 4chan died, would anyone really miss it?
Out of a compulsion to appear unconventional without really working at it.
Are you gay?
No, it's just a good way to get guys to give me free cocaine.
Will there be a part 2?
Of course, a thread never ends at 999
What is love?
DAILY SAGE
>>930 Baby, don't hurt me no more, but I don't know.
How can I tell if the cookies are ready to come out of the oven?
If the smoke detector goes off.
Do you think you're above the law?
no I AM the law
do we ever stop?
NEVER.
Why is mine the loneliest number?
The loneliest number is 1, so no worries, just cross your eyes!
Why are WTFUX and 420chan down?
It's either a vast internet conspiracy, or a serious lack of cash.
Does anyone here actually browse WTFux or 420chan?
I sure as hell don't.
Does anybody want this cake I made?
Only if it's delicious.
Should I go outside today? Sitting here with the AC on is so much nicer.
Yes, you should go into town too
Should I go to sleep soon? It's 11:03 here.
Only if you've got something worth getting up early for tomorrow.
Now, does work qualify as worth getting up for?
no
why am i unemployed?
( ゚∀゚) BECAUSE THIS IS A SONG THREAD SONG THREAD SONG THREAD
( ゚∀゚) WHY DO I TALK LIKE THIS
(゚∀゚) BECAUSE OF SUGARRRRRRR
( ゚∀゚) WHAT IS LOVE?
>>944: A miserable little pile of secrets!
Will 999GET live up to the hype?
4-ch as we know it will be destroyed by aliens in an attempt to take over tyhgdfbvgdbhdfbgfdgbfnghnghnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Will you please wake me up?)
Too late, I go-goed
DAILY SAGE
Your days are numbered, Mr Sage!
How many days does he have left, exactly?