Hi. Im the owner of etherchan.org. recently, due to a huge bandwidth draw from the Elitist Superstructure of DQN, the entire SQL server cluster that runs WikiChan has crashed.
A cluster of computers meant to handle requests from thousands of databases, brought down by a single database accessed by a bunch of DQNs.
I applaud you and urge you to keep up the good work!
2GET
or work is done
Error in fetchObject(): Can't find file: './BreakDe_wiki/ecwpage.frm' (errno: 13)
Backtrace:
* GlobalFunctions.php line 602 calls wfbacktrace()
* Database.php line 596 calls wfdebugdiebacktrace()
* MessageCache.php line 246 calls databasemysql::fetchobject()
* MessageCache.php line 174 calls messagecache::loadfromdb()
* MessageCache.php line 357 calls messagecache::load()
* GlobalFunctions.php line 449 calls messagecache::get()
* GlobalFunctions.php line 408 calls wfmsggetkey()
* GlobalFunctions.php line 319 calls wfmsgreal()
* OutputPage.php line 172 calls wfmsg()
* OutputPage.php line 774 calls outputpage::setpagetitle()
* Database.php line 476 calls outputpage::databaseerror()
* Database.php line 419 calls databasemysql::reportqueryerror()
* BagOStuff.php line 390 calls databasemysql::query()
* BagOStuff.php line 281 calls mediawikibagostuff::_doquery()
* BagOStuff.php line 228 calls mediawikibagostuff::_query()
* MessageCache.php line 142 calls mediawikibagostuff::get()
* MessageCache.php line 357 calls messagecache::load()
* GlobalFunctions.php line 449 calls messagecache::get()
* GlobalFunctions.php line 408 calls wfmsggetkey()
* GlobalFunctions.php line 361 calls wfmsgreal()
* Wiki.php line 74 calls title::wfmsgforcontent()
* index.php line 105 calls mediawiki::checkinitialqueries() 人
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（ ・∀・） ＜ Shit! It only took six people to crash ur server?
（つ つ Here's a quarter, kid...buy yourself a real computer!
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（ ・∀・） ＜ Proving once again that no one can beat my Superstructure of DQN
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Official Notice:
It has come to our attention that your database BreakDe_wiki caused an overload on our mySQL database. It has been chmoded to 000. It has been suggested that you need to either optimize the queries done by that database, or seek dedicated hosting for this content. Please respond to this ticket indicating that you plan to optimize these queries and we will be able to re-enable access to this database.
Break... the... wiki?
DQN BREAK INDUSTRIES!! STEEL BALL DA DA DA!!
optimize the queries done by wiki.
lol.
your continued donations keep etherchan running
Wikichan is back up!
I'm puttin' on my revert mittens.
Let's spam the internet with wikichan ads and see how long it takes for the site to crash again.
Hello, this is WikiSysop.
http://etherchan.org/
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Account for domain etherchan.org has been suspended
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Admin Contol Panel:
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This product is disabled due to suspension for the following reason:
Server overload
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Good work DQN.
It looks like WikiChan is offically on hiatus.
hehe, nice. So, any plans to bring it back eventually?
Get a dreamhost account. Or are you using one already?
<plug> http://halcy.de/kopipe/ Semi-recent static copy of the copypasta archive until wikichan comes back. </plug>
Until then, you'll have to rely on your creativity.
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Holy sh- it's back!
restore the kopipe archive please
I will give you a copy of the copypasta archive... I have full control over lock and unlock...
Actually, tonight, midnight CST, I'll bring wikichan back online, but not for very long, so grab what you can.
Aye
I can't access the wiki ;_;
Somebody save the Unlimited Blade Works page? Please?
Ok, now that you all have submitted some ninty-bajillion SQL queries, it's time for hiatus again.
WIKICHAN4EVER
I won't let this project die. I will talk with determination and gusto even though my website is a smelly cesspool.
Goodnight everyone, I will announce any future appearances by WikiChan in this thread so that you may rape, revert, and terrorize the internet.
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I made the kopipe archive on http://halcy.de/kopipe/ active again if this helps you for now.
Happy Thanksgiving.
I unlocked the wiki, but it will go back under again later.
BUT... BUT, BUT... COPYPASTA!
WITHOUT WORDS WRITTEN BY SOMEBODY ELSE I CANNOT EXPRESS THE INNER ME WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
I don't get it. How did DQN raid wikichan?
my eyes are watering.
This thread is related to:
http://wakaba.c3.cx/soc/kareha.pl/1144617888/
This relation has been brough to you by The Elitist Superstructure, Elite Internet Research Group.
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Not at all. It's a stupid joke. DQN didn't ever raid anyone. How would you even raid something with only 6 people?
Also, wikichan is disabled because of server overload, but well, it probably just got too popular.
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In actuality what has been stated applies more directly to the former poster than to myself.
DQN has crashed WikiChan, libel or fact?
DQN did it and there´s no way around it. Enjoy ur lameness.
Hi. Im the owner of etherchan.org. Recently, due to an entirely normal load on the network resources, which was in no way influenced by a superstructure of any sort, the entire SQL server cluster that runs WikiChan has performed in a perfectly adequate manner.
A cluster of computers meant to handle requests from thousands of databases, remained in perfect shape in the face of a not unusual at all database accessed by ordinary people whose affiliations let alone loyalties are not in question.
It carries out and is w
>>37 fucking obviously it fucking didn't carry out and not w
You see, Wikichan is a great project of mine, but I totally raped my webhosts SQL servers. I wamt to bring the wiki back up, DQN is what brought life to WikiChan, and for the time being has caused it's death. Soon, I will switch to dedicated hosting, but I'll need to get donations (once I set up a paypal account) and will hopefully get enough to run Wikichan for at least a year. I will post a paypal donation link AT ETHERCHAN.ORG so don't donate to anything other than what you'll find there.
I have full control over the wiki, so I will reopen it occasionally when I am feeling bored because that wiki is a great way to kill time.
Actually, Wikichan was using over 45% of the IX SQL server's processing power. I got my accont suspended due to server overload. On the phone they informed me that the wiki database was the most active database hosted on their servers.
You see, ordinary people do access my site, but that only accounts for a few people. This month, the running total for unique visitors is 61,879. This, obviously, is fucking insane.
Since its creation in April, I have exchanged 175,965,583,000 Bytes of copypasta, spam, and bullshit across the intarweb through a total of 10,598,440 individual data requests. The wiki was, at last count, at around 1,125,000 pageviews.
The wiki tallys pageviews by writing to the SQL tables. Actually, since the creation of the wiki, that database was queried over 100 million times...
Needless to say, on shared server space, this won't do.
I plan to, for the time being, set up something else that probably runs on PHP or Perl that we can rape and vandalize our hearts away on. DQN, I need suggestions. Kareha is an idea, but I need something stupid to rape. What can we do that will make etherchan fun while the wiki is down?
Maybe you should consider using something other than MediaWiki?
w is for wiki...
en.wikipedia.org/w/
THE FORBIDDEN GARDEN OF W?
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No, that is where w is carried out to and set to rest.
Wow, brilliant idea...
I am going to try to throw a whole bunch of useless shit onto the site like WAP discussion boards (DQN on-the-go!). I'll update this thread and my website with information about changes to EtherChan.
Isn't it sad, Sacchin?
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just install mysql on your home computer, and edit config files on the wiki to find the sql server on your ip. page loads will still be fast, and your computer will be trashing trying to keep up with sql queries.
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and this wiki sucks dick like the rest of those
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I come back from two months in South America, and find my etherchan dead? Fuck you niggers
It's back up for now.
Anyone who knows how to disable the hitcounter, tell me. It's the main problem. Disabling it might save wikichan!
Hitcounter is reconfigured, and I have added something new for you guys to rape. Think Kareha meets Mediawiki!
http://etherchan.org/etp/index.php
That's right! Wiki-style page editing and Kareha-style discussion board all in one php file.
I plan to turn etherchan into a repository of uselessly fun scripts.
lol, down again?
it's ok, i already lost the will to do any editing.