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DQN has crashed WikiChan (170)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 03:31 [Del]

Hi. Im the owner of etherchan.org. recently, due to a huge bandwidth draw from the Elitist Superstructure of DQN, the entire SQL server cluster that runs WikiChan has crashed.

A cluster of computers meant to handle requests from thousands of databases, brought down by a single database accessed by a bunch of DQNs.

I applaud you and urge you to keep up the good work!

101 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 20:07 [Del]

>>100
lol, it's a joke. Look at the site. It's blank.

102 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 20:22 [Del]

>>101 go to becauseiteswinter and then come back. since obviously you do not understand subtle jokes.

103 Name: (===(^w^)===) : 1993-09-4855 22:01 [Del]

Hey guys, Im an imposter!

104 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 18:46 [Del]

>>102
Ok, I went. My penis is 19 feet longer, Im on every pain killer known to man, and I weigh 11 Lbs. Now what?

105 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 19:22 [Del]

>>104
did you consolidate your debts?

106 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 00:13 [Del]

>>105
Nope, I have not debts.

I'll need to buy up lots of porn and pills first, then I'll consolidate the debts from that...

107 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 01:29 [Del]

>>106

don't forget to buy some cincinnati art.

108 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 11:08 [Del]

>>106

And don't forget the horse galleries. Everyone loves some equine spam.

109 Name: winter : 1993-09-4857 14:36 [Del]

cries

110 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 16:08 [Del]

lol, one of the bots seems to have registered user "bestonlinepharmasy2" since "bestonlinepharmasy" wasn't available.

111 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 23:20 [Del]

daily dramabump

112 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 18:22 [Del]

Have we done it again?

113 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 18:26 [Del]

probably. Watch for changes at becauseitswinter.com this week

114 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 20:28 [Del]

,∧_,,,∧　　
( ´・世・)

115 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 20:49 [Del]

try http://etherchan.info/w/
i will copy posts made there as soon as etherchan is up.

116 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 23:35 [Del]

http://etherchan.info/w/index.php?title=WikiChan:About

ha ha look what i wrote! i so suck.

117 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 18:47 [Del]

so what's the latest?

118 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 19:58 [Del]

>>117
Wikichan is down again, lol. Sysop is probably working on it.

119 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4874 05:22 [Del]

To be read in a snotty French accent:

Gentlemen, Wikichan has been fun, but your endless and amusing revert wars have caused the entire internet to overload and explode into candy. I will try to keep the wiki open as an archive, but I am afraid that editing is no longer a possibility until I get better hosting. Feel free to dump all wikichan shit into other wikis such as etherchan.info, wikichan.org, and wikipedia.org. This site will not die, but all great things must come to an end, and unfortunately, the only great thing on this site was the wiki (the rest sucked, except for the Anime, which is still here of course).

You guys have made it fun, but at least I get to leave knowing that my legacy is not lost. Kirk has made an imposter wikichan which sucks so much meaty man muscle that a George Zimmer joke wont even do it justice. However, they do say that imitation is the purest form of flattery, so Kirk, you're a tremendous faggot, but I am flattered.

Moot, Halcy, and even you Delayclose have made this site what it is and i hope to keep in touch and come up with some new, less SQL intensive ideas for this server. Until then, it is a discussion board.

120 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 05:41 [Del]

>>119
i was one of your better namefags and you didn't fucking mention me, fuck you i'm boycotting!

121 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 08:48 [Del]

(　ﾟ _・) I don't warrent even a passing mention?

122 Name: sage : 1993-09-4874 08:49 [Del]

(　ﾟ ‗・) Maybe it's because I can't spell "warrant."

123 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 11:14 [Del]

>>120
(　ﾟワ・), is that you? :hug:

124 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 14:55 [Del]

>>123 no.

125 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 16:24 [Del]

（゜ヮ・）　>>123 yes!

126 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 20:39 [Del]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_wiki_software

127 Name: 声優の卵 : 1993-09-4874 20:58 [Del]

bah.

128 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4874 22:57 [Del]

a new wiki is born. This time, there is no SQL. Have fun dicking around.

http://etherchan.org/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=start

129 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 23:09 [Del]

>>128
But none of the old "contents"? FAILURE and ARSE

130 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4874 23:22 [Del]

I am afraid that I cannot import them. However, once I get the original wiki running, you can transfer everything over.

131 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 01:41 [Del]

\o/

You could open the old wiki in read-only mode.

132 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4875 05:17 [Del]

>>131
I will once I get access to my SQL tables again.

133 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 05:32 [Del]

moinmoin is superior

134 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 22:53 [Del]

>>132 nice job not backing up, idiot.

135 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4877 01:40 [Del]

>>134
I do back things up, but not every day. The database is still there, I just need to get access to it again.

136 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 00:32 [Del]

And YET AGAIN...

137 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 00:45 [Del]

OH NO!!! Where will I get my COPYPASTA?!?

138 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 01:16 [Del]

http://halcy.de/kopipe/

139 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 03:25 [Del]

YOU DEEP-FRIED MY LAPTOP IN TEMPURA
BATTER?!!! YOU DUMB BASTARD!!!!
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　　　｀"ﾞ|∥　| |　∧＿∧| | 　　　　　（´<_｀　）　Anija, you haven't eaten a decent meal in weeks!
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140 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 18:58 [Del]

what the shit

141 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 01:15 [Del]

And up! And down. And up! And down.

142 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 03:10 [Del]

MY SQL CONNECTION FAILURE

143 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 12:54 [Del]

Well while this thread is up here, any word from WikiSysop on putting up a read-only version or something?

144 Name: NIGGERTITS : 1993-09-5079 23:02 [Del]

NIGGERS

145 Name: Sageman : 1993-09-5079 23:12 [Del]

gb2/vip/

Seriously, dude. This is /DQN/. We are fun and random and silly and call each other a panda. PROTIP: any mouth-breathing fucktard can copy and paste "nigger nigger nigger nigger," and it has zero humor value. So gb2/vip/ with that non-humor.

146 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 23:44 [Del]

>>145

signed

...for "epic lulz"

147 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 00:43 [Del]

>>145
ITT DQN has High Quality Standards.

148 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 02:00 [Del]

>>147

ITT DQN has Standards.

149 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 02:46 [Del]

>>148
ITT DQN DQN LOL

150 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5080 03:10 [Del]

>>149 is BANNED for ONE HALF-HOUR

151 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 05:18 [Del]

>>150
I wasn't here for my ban :(

152 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5080 16:12 [Del]

>>151 is BANNED for ONE WHOLE HOUR
Reason: Unacceptable Smiley, Level One

153 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 17:18 [Del]

etou. Why ban me when I'm the best contributor to this forum, i mean thread.

154 Name: MODD!jP1a4jyHYU : 1993-09-5080 22:15 [Del]

>>153 is BANNED for AN HOUR AND ELEVEN MINUTES
Reason: that is not an English word why did you say it

155 Name: ⊂二二二（＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 00:19 [Del]

>>154 Go BAN yourself, asswipe.

156 Name: ffffffffffff : 1993-09-5084 19:21 [Del]

ffffffffff

157 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 22:09 [Del]

( ´ω`) DQN, which of those sounds like a cool name for a wiki? - http://snappoll.com/poll/220966.php

(・∀・) Power to the people!

（　｀ハ´） Actually...

158 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 23:11 [Del]

>>157
Eight votes so far... ok, who's voted twice?

159 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 23:39 [Del]

(・∀・) As for me, it's bu-n.org!

160 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 23:52 [Del]

I voted for secretareaofwiki.org, but I really think it should be secretareaofwwwwwikiquality.org.

161 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5136 23:57 [Del]

What about bu-n.net?

I'd vote for that.

162 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 00:04 [Del]

>>158
Darkpa!

>>160
Long domain is long.

>>161
Taken.

163 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 08:15 [Del]

What's wrong with wikichan.org? The articles there are mostly about 4chan, but I think we could easily commandeer it for ourselves.

164 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 11:43 [Del]

It's got Kirk all over it.

165 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5137 19:59 [Del]

tanasinn.info

166 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 01:00 [Del]

( ´ω`) grand.pa/

167 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 02:37 [Del]

( ﾟヮﾟ) m.it/tens/

168 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 04:08 [Del]

( ・-・) beady-eye.ss/

169 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 20:49 [Del]

( ´ω`) I hope the ss is short for Steamship.

170 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5138 22:00 [Del]

( ・-・) Actually, it's for Sega Saturn, because that's what I'm hosting it on.

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DQN has crashed WikiChan (170)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 03:31 [Del]

101 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 20:07 [Del]

102 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 20:22 [Del]

103 Name: (===(^w^)===) : 1993-09-4855 22:01 [Del]

104 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 18:46 [Del]

105 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 19:22 [Del]

106 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 00:13 [Del]

107 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 01:29 [Del]

108 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 11:08 [Del]

109 Name: winter : 1993-09-4857 14:36 [Del]

110 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 16:08 [Del]

111 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 23:20 [Del]

112 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 18:22 [Del]

113 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 18:26 [Del]

114 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 20:28 [Del]

115 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 20:49 [Del]

116 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 23:35 [Del]

117 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 18:47 [Del]

118 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 19:58 [Del]

119 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4874 05:22 [Del]

120 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 05:41 [Del]

121 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 08:48 [Del]

122 Name: sage : 1993-09-4874 08:49 [Del]

123 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 11:14 [Del]

124 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 14:55 [Del]

125 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 16:24 [Del]

126 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 20:39 [Del]

127 Name: 声優の卵 : 1993-09-4874 20:58 [Del]

128 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4874 22:57 [Del]

129 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 23:09 [Del]

130 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4874 23:22 [Del]

131 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 01:41 [Del]

132 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4875 05:17 [Del]

133 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 05:32 [Del]

134 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 22:53 [Del]

135 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4877 01:40 [Del]

136 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 00:32 [Del]

137 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 00:45 [Del]

138 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 01:16 [Del]

139 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 03:25 [Del]

140 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 18:58 [Del]

141 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 01:15 [Del]

142 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 03:10 [Del]

143 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 12:54 [Del]