DQN has crashed WikiChan (170)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4792 03:31

Hi. Im the owner of etherchan.org. recently, due to a huge bandwidth draw from the Elitist Superstructure of DQN, the entire SQL server cluster that runs WikiChan has crashed.

A cluster of computers meant to handle requests from thousands of databases, brought down by a single database accessed by a bunch of DQNs.

I applaud you and urge you to keep up the good work!

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 22:26

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 22:47

w is VIPPERese for warai (΂¢) (laugh)

ok enough informative posts.

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 23:10

>>63
blows.

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 23:13

>>63 is an imposter.

the REAL wikichan has an interwiki link.
"http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/imposter:<Page Title>"

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 23:18

68 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 23:48

Things the Real Wikichan has that the imposter does not:

Anime Downloads: http://anime.etherchan.org/
Scripts that don't function correctly
Forums: http://etherchan.org/phpBB2/ (DQN:mittens)
Discussion Boards: http://etherchan.org/dis/
New features coming soon

69 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 00:16

The new wikichan is owned by the guy who runs gametrash.com

Sounds like DQN has an invasion.

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 00:36

>>69
It's 6 on 2, this might work!

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 01:03

Dude, all of Kirk's sites suck.

It looks like he as a lot of time on his hands, and can't tell when his websites aren't going anywhere.

His wiki is a knockoff

And gametrash is, well... trash.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 02:34

ATTN: Etherchan faggots

Please note that I will not "link" to your website or anything of that nature. This is not a ripoff of you, your idea is not original, et al. I'm not running this thing to steal your users, nor am I running it to combat you. However, if you do try to post links or be harassing, I'll just block you.

73 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 02:46

Ok, here's the situation. Kirk has blocked Me (WikiSysop), and one of my admins Moot from his knockoff website wikichan.org.

He claims that it is not a ripoff, yet, he is a member of etherchan and created his site during my downtime.

DQN, I think we should teach Kirk a lesson about impersonation.

His websites are http://wikichan.org/
and http://www.gametrash.com/

He bans based on faggotry, but, unfortunatly, you can't ban a site from itself, so, I guess that's an exception from the rules.

74 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 02:56

You can e-mail Kirk at Kirk@Gametrash.com

75 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4850 03:00

Wow, I don't think Kirk realizes who he's dealing with. EtherChan.org's userbase is not limited to it's 290 registered users. There were 71,000 unique visitors to my site last month alone!

With a lot of those visits coming from /b/tards, I think we can expect to see a major invasion of wikichan.org in the near future, along with the release of Kirk's personal contact information.

NOTE: This is not my doing, nor my suggestion. Just a prediction, lol.

76 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 03:29

Change every page to [[Image:Example.jpg]]

77 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 03:36

what the hell is going on ;__;

It's very hard to keep up with all the half-assed wikiclones, unique to each and every websight on the internet!!

78 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 03:48

Maaaaannn, that's low. But expected, being as "Kirk" is a stereotypical faggort name. Think about it: have you ever seen gay porns where there wasn't at least one muscular beefcake named Kirk? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

79 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 04:01

All is well. Wikichan.org is looking nice and vandalized now.

80 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 04:03

>>78

I don't watch gay porn, much less keep track of people's names...

You on the other hand...

81 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 04:14

>>80
HOW ARE YOU TODAY KIRK?

82 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4850 04:59

Dear Etherchan Admin,

As you full well know, it only requires me reverting the MySQL database to fix all this. I really have no idea why you think using Tor clients to spam me is clever, but I digress.

What you have done is rather immature. The way in which you initially phrased your attack was inflammatory, expecting me to respond with "oh ok sure" is fine. To be honest, I had no intentions of stealing from your page- Wikichan is only named as such as a mixture of wiki and chan, not as a theft from you. You know full well it's not original, much as "4chan" is not too far removed from "2chan". Hell, I've never heard your site called anything but "etherchan".

Nonetheless, let me put it to you this way. You can be as angsty Myspace faggot about this as you want. Having a ton of users does not scare me, as I have full awareness of the situation, even with situations with 4chan. I have actually posted on 4chan "spam this wiki", so nothing is really far removed from what I expected. I don't mean to be crude, but the shit you caused really has no major lasting effect on me.

I will be frank with you. You may spam me as much as you want, but it really has no lasting affect. I will be the mature one in this situation and simply not respond with my own spam (as I feel it only shows weakness in the character of the person who starts it), I will tell you that if you attempt anything further, I will be glad to contact people relevant to this situation. I would never go so far as to go whine to some "attorney at lol", but do keep in mind that if you continue, I have no qualms in contacting your website hosts or using DNS to go further. I would like for this to stay on the internet, but if you find it clever to cause hell, I will be glad to reciprocate.

So then, I give you an ultimatum. I will be glad to simply revert everything and hook up with you. Hell, I actually wanted to contact you to see if you wanted to move stuff from Etherchan here and give you sysop. To be honest, I only wanted Wikichan as a kind of fun little hideaway, and I would be thrilled to have someone run it as the admin and simply let me manage the server. So, you have one of two choices- if you would like to remain a mature adult, then we can discuss things and possibly work together to make things more fair and equal for the both of us. Like I said, I have no qualms about actually letting you grab the reins on this website. Or, if you continue your vendetta, I have no issue with continuing it further, even though I would find that incredibly childish.

Anyway, your call. Either act like a mature adult or continue spamming something that is quite irrelevant. Either way, no problem on my end.

  • Kirk

Ok, I find this offensive. I have 290 users, and 70,000+ visitors/month. He knocks off my site and thinks that the only person that would vandalize is ME! Well, it's not me. I tried to make an agreement with him, and he declined rudely. That doesn't mean it's me (which it isn't).

Thanks to whoever IS doing this, but it's probably a good idea to stop.

Still, the 2chan/4chan similarity is okay, I mean, there's no competition, one is in Japanese, the other in English. but two English sites, both called WikiChan that run off the same software and attempt to serve the same purpose is enough to call WikiChan.org a ripoff.

I am still offended by Kirks assumtion that I was the one raiding his site. I was the one watching his site get raided via the recent changes page, but that's just because it was amusing seeing the damage unfold.

83 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 05:56

sage for furry

84 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 06:44

about some fucking time we had some internet subculture comedy gold around here

85 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 07:24

>about some fucking time we had some internet subculture comedy gold around here

Indeed.

86 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 09:20

etherchan.net and wikichan.net are still available. anyone?

87 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4850 09:46

>>86
sup?

88 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4850 23:29

Wow, is it "Create a WikiChan" day?

Etherchan.org - Original
Wikichan.org - 1st imitation
Etherchan.info - 2nd imitation

wikichan.com is spam

wikichan.com, wikichan.net, etherchan.com, and etherchan.net are all open.

Looks like we'll have to make an ENORMOUS WIKI.

89 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4850 23:31

sorry, wikichan.com is not availible. It's spam...

90 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 06:50

>>89 which sysop are you???

91 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4851 11:12

>>90
Check the link.
I'm from etherchan.org

92 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 14:11

>>91
No, I'm from etherchan.org. I'd like everyone to relax, chill, and remember that nothing I've said is worth anything because I have a penchant for serial fellatio.

93 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 14:22

>>92 You sucked off Captain Crunch?

94 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4851 16:06

>>92
No, I'M spartacus!

95 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4851 20:51

i'm WikiSysop from wikichan.com please buy v1agra.

96 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4852 18:39

Hey guys don't forget to visit my site.

97 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4854 21:16

"elitistsuperstructure.net" has been added to our hosting system!

98 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 00:01

Index of /

  Name                    Last modified      Size  Description

99 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4855 19:26

>>97
Amazing site. I am impressed.

100 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 19:52

>>99 don't spam.

101 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 20:07

>>100
lol, it's a joke. Look at the site. It's blank.

102 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4855 20:22

>>101 go to becauseiteswinter and then come back. since obviously you do not understand subtle jokes.

103 Name: (===(^w^)===) : 1993-09-4855 22:01

Hey guys, Im an imposter!

104 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 18:46

>>102
Ok, I went. My penis is 19 feet longer, Im on every pain killer known to man, and I weigh 11 Lbs. Now what?

105 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 19:22

>>104
did you consolidate your debts?

106 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 00:13

>>105
Nope, I have not debts.

I'll need to buy up lots of porn and pills first, then I'll consolidate the debts from that...

107 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 01:29

>>106

don't forget to buy some cincinnati art.

108 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 11:08

>>106

And don't forget the horse galleries. Everyone loves some equine spam.

109 Name: winter : 1993-09-4857 14:36

cries

110 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 16:08

lol, one of the bots seems to have registered user "bestonlinepharmasy2" since "bestonlinepharmasy" wasn't available.

111 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4857 23:20

daily dramabump

112 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 18:22

Have we done it again?

113 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 18:26

probably. Watch for changes at becauseitswinter.com this week

114 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 20:28

,È_,,,È@@
( LE¢E)

115 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 20:49

try http://etherchan.info/w/
i will copy posts made there as soon as etherchan is up.

116 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4872 23:35

117 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 18:47

so what's the latest?

118 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4873 19:58

>>117
Wikichan is down again, lol. Sysop is probably working on it.

119 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4874 05:22

To be read in a snotty French accent:

Gentlemen, Wikichan has been fun, but your endless and amusing revert wars have caused the entire internet to overload and explode into candy. I will try to keep the wiki open as an archive, but I am afraid that editing is no longer a possibility until I get better hosting. Feel free to dump all wikichan shit into other wikis such as etherchan.info, wikichan.org, and wikipedia.org. This site will not die, but all great things must come to an end, and unfortunately, the only great thing on this site was the wiki (the rest sucked, except for the Anime, which is still here of course).

You guys have made it fun, but at least I get to leave knowing that my legacy is not lost. Kirk has made an imposter wikichan which sucks so much meaty man muscle that a George Zimmer joke wont even do it justice. However, they do say that imitation is the purest form of flattery, so Kirk, you're a tremendous faggot, but I am flattered.

Moot, Halcy, and even you Delayclose have made this site what it is and i hope to keep in touch and come up with some new, less SQL intensive ideas for this server. Until then, it is a discussion board.

120 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 05:41

>>119
i was one of your better namefags and you didn't fucking mention me, fuck you i'm boycotting!

121 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 08:48

(@ß _E) I don't warrent even a passing mention?

122 Name: sage : 1993-09-4874 08:49

(@ß ‗E) Maybe it's because I can't spell "warrant."

123 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 11:14

>>120
(@ß ƒE), is that you? :hug:

124 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 14:55

>>123 no.

125 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 16:24

iKƒŽEj@>>123 yes!

126 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 20:39

127 Name: º—D‚Ì—‘ : 1993-09-4874 20:58

bah.

128 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4874 22:57

a new wiki is born. This time, there is no SQL. Have fun dicking around.

http://etherchan.org/dokuwiki/doku.php?id=start

129 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4874 23:09

>>128
But none of the old "contents"? FAILURE and ARSE

130 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4874 23:22

I am afraid that I cannot import them. However, once I get the original wiki running, you can transfer everything over.

131 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 01:41

\o/

You could open the old wiki in read-only mode.

132 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4875 05:17

>>131
I will once I get access to my SQL tables again.

133 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 05:32

moinmoin is superior

134 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 22:53

>>132 nice job not backing up, idiot.

135 Name: WikiSysop : 1993-09-4877 01:40

>>134
I do back things up, but not every day. The database is still there, I just need to get access to it again.

136 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 00:32

And YET AGAIN...

137 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 00:45

OH NO!!! Where will I get my COPYPASTA?!?

138 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 01:16

139 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4893 03:25

YOU DEEP-FRIED MY LAPTOP IN TEMPURA
BATTER?!!! YOU DUMB BASTARD!!!!
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140 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4894 18:58

what the shit

141 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4895 01:15

And up! And down. And up! And down.

142 Name: ¼“ñ“ñ“ñi OƒÖOj“ñ“ñ“ñ½ : 1993-09-5078 03:10

MY SQL CONNECTION FAILURE

143 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5078 12:54

Well while this thread is up here, any word from WikiSysop on putting up a read-only version or something?

144 Name: NIGGERTITS : 1993-09-5079 23:02

NIGGERS

145 Name: Sageman : 1993-09-5079 23:12

gb2/vip/

Seriously, dude. This is /DQN/. We are fun and random and silly and call each other a panda. PROTIP: any mouth-breathing fucktard can copy and paste "nigger nigger nigger nigger," and it has zero humor value. So gb2/vip/ with that non-humor.

146 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5079 23:44

>>145

signed

...for "epic lulz"

147 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 00:43

>>145
ITT DQN has High Quality Standards.

148 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 02:00

>>147

ITT DQN has Standards.

149 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 02:46

>>148
ITT DQN DQN LOL

150 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5080 03:10

>>149 is BANNED for ONE HALF-HOUR

151 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 05:18

>>150
I wasn't here for my ban :(

152 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5080 16:12

>>151 is BANNED for ONE WHOLE HOUR
Reason: Unacceptable Smiley, Level One

153 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5080 17:18

etou. Why ban me when I'm the best contributor to this forum, i mean thread.

154 Name: MODD!jP1a4jyHYU : 1993-09-5080 22:15

>>153 is BANNED for AN HOUR AND ELEVEN MINUTES
Reason: that is not an English word why did you say it

155 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5082 00:19

>>154 Go BAN yourself, asswipe.

156 Name: ffffffffffff : 1993-09-5084 19:21

ffffffffff

157 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 22:09

( LƒÖ`) DQN, which of those sounds like a cool name for a wiki? - http://snappoll.com/poll/220966.php

(EÍE) Power to the people!

i@MƒnLj Actually...

158 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 23:11

>>157
Eight votes so far... ok, who's voted twice?

159 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 23:39

(EÍE) As for me, it's bu-n.org!

160 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 23:52

I voted for secretareaofwiki.org, but I really think it should be secretareaofwwwwwikiquality.org.

161 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5136 23:57

What about bu-n.net?

I'd vote for that.

162 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5137 00:04

>>158
Darkpa!

>>160
Long domain is long.

>>161
Taken.

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