Release Emergency Mittens Button Manual (4)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 18:08

Hello and thank you for your interest in the Emergency Mittens Button! You will be entering into the exciting world of Emergency Mittens in no time, but please take a moment to study the steps below to maximize your experience with Emergency Mittens.

Step #1:

Check to see if your computer is on. In order to deploy Emergency Mittens, please check to see if your computer or "PC" has power. This is vital not only for the function of the Emergency Mittens Button, but for many other things like "surfing the web."

Step #2:

Now that you've made a post in the current Grandpa thread or had to bump that stupid one about MegaTokyo porn, assess your situation. Is it time to release Emergency Mittens? Sometimes, Emergency Mittens are not needed. In fact, be cautious and careful when activating the Emergency Mittens Button. Overuse can cause users to become prone to apathy toward Emergency Mittens.

Step #3:

We all want to have the comfort and security that Emergency Mittens Button can bring, but remember it's a privelage and not a right! Don't abuse Emergency Mittens!

2 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 21:01

Alternatively, just age this thread and then click the link in the first post.

3 Name: LOLIHAET TRIPCODE!PYZX54X2L. : 1993-09-4812 07:52


4 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4812 10:22


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