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It's dangerous to go alone
Take this, roboto-sama.
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Could you give me a Daft Punk recording?
Digital format is fine too.
>>104 i have on cassette, is that ok?
Digital Love? Looks like a bootleg, but alright.
Mister Roboto, can you play this... for me?
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Can I get some catnip?
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i @§@! i@sorrywejustranoutofthat
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) If I were to ask you for some highly toxic chemicals, would you drink them too?
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Hypothetical situation, of course.
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I require a bolt for my automobile.
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i @§-]@|! i@Please pay first! We only have fried noodles and water!
_R .U@- Ιm @One plate costs 300 yen, while you can drink
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==@@@@@@ Marty's@@@@@@ ==
Give me my tap water then.
( ί ί) I need a double cheeseburger, hold the lettuce.
( ί ί) Yay!
( ί ί) Rei, you could learn a thing or two from this robot!
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i @§-]@|! i@Freshen your cup, hon?
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EVIL ROBAT
I ASK YOU TO REPLACE YOUR IMAGERY OF EVIL ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD WITH THIS STOLEN CAT FOR GREAT JUSTICE
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Shut up, Marty.
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‘-uu’ HOWEVER BROTHER
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b@@@@@@@ @ OBTAIN CAT OF DARKNESS
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i @§-]@|! i@I feel this THREAD has lost sight of the values which led us to open for
_R .U@- Ιm @business back in the original THREAD.
@@MMt@iL @@ ..What happened to our youthful enthusiasm and to our integrity?
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i @§-]@|! i@
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( ά-ά) Make me a sandwitch. And make it the sandwich you always wished a customer would order.
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i @§-]@|! i@Welcome to Squeeks'. Can I take your order?
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(// v') Yo dude, where's the funky robot? Perhaps I could learn some moves from that beatbox
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i @§-]@|! i@Welcome to Squeeks', home of the Super-Squeek.
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( EΦE) I'm sure squeeking you would be super indeed; but I'm here for food, not frolic!
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‘-uu’SQUEEK IS UNKNOWN TO ME
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==@@@@@@ M4RT1S@ @ @ ==
(// v') I'm here to learn some funky moves from you, what have you got for me today, mister beatbox?
You like.. stole my identity, dude
(//___-)
(//_______-) siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.....
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Guu shut up D:
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( LΦ`) I can be the manager of your diner, Rei. I can straighten this place up good. Just change the store policy to allow me to have a harem with you and all the rest of the females who work here. Oh, and customers too.
( LΦ`) Whoops, I meant diner policy. Kind of hard to tell what this place is.
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excuse me may i haev some sasuke vs. gaara
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now may i have some sasuke vs. gaara
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i@EΝEjI would prefer to dip my sweet sinker into your milky joe, if you catch my drift.
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I WANT MY SASUKE VS. GAARA DAMMIT
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i @§-]@|! i @Perhaps you might find it at Marty's or Squeeks'.
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i'd like some sasuke vs. gaara
Disregard that.
I have only one message: rei/chicken breasts or get out.