>>9 is so fat when >>9 has wants someone to shake >>9's hand, >>9 has to give directions!
>>9 is so fat >>9 goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
>>9 is so fat when >>9 wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
>>9 is so fat >>9 had to go to Sea World to get baptized
>>9 is so fat >>9 got to iron >>9's pants on the driveway
>>9 is so fat >>9 put on >>9's lipstick with a paint-roller
>>9 is so fat >>9 got to pull down >>9's pants to get into >>9's pockets
>>9 is so fat when >>9 tripped over on 4th Ave, >>9 landed on 12th
>>9 is so fat when >>9 bungee jumps, >>9 brings down the bridge too
>>9 is so fat the highway patrol made >>9's wear "Caution! Wide Turn"