>>13 is so fat even >>13's clothes have stretch marks!
>>13 is so fat >>13 has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
>>13 is so fat >>13 has to use a VCR as a beeper!
>>13 is so fat >>13 broke >>13's leg, and gravy poured out!
>>13 is so fat when >>13 rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like >>13's wearin tights!
>>13 is so fat >>13 got hit by a parked car!
>>13 is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get >>13 out!
>>13 is so fat >>13 has a run in >>13's blue-jeans!
>>13 is so fat when >>13 gets on the scale it says to be continued.
>>13 is so fat when >>13 wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"