>>16 is so fat >>16's on both sides of the family!
>>16 is so fat when >>16 dances at a concert the whole band skips.
>>16 is so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover >>16
>>16 is so fat >>16 stands in two time zones.
>>16 is so fat I tried to drive around >>16 and I ran out of gas.
>>16 is so fat >>16 left the house in high heels and when >>16 came back >>16 had on flip flops.
>>16 is so fat >>16s on both sides of the family
>>16 is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the ot>>16's side just to get >>16 through
>>16 is so fat when >>16 goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
>>16 is so fat that >>16 cant tie >>16's own shoes.