>>3 only recognizes such things in order to know what to despoil and fag up
>>4 only started posting in the last thread because it was close to 999.
>>5 is starting to post in this thread simply because he wanted to get 999 for himself.
>>6 doesn't have the mental fortitude to GET 999, so debases the attempts of others.
He'd be the guy standing at the bottom of Mount Everest shouting "Hey butthead, those are some uuu-u-u-gly boots!" to mountain climbers heading up the slope.
>>7 Knows what boots arnt ugly using the power of gay magic.
>>8 desperately wants everyone to think "gay magic" is funny.
>>9 secretly practices gay magic in his basement and lashes out at it every chance he gets in order to make up for his hidden shame.
>>25
Gave head to the master of the school in order to gain permission to study there.
>>26 Is the person who videotaped it and watches it every night masturbating furiously.
STRUCTURED REPLY THREAD
>>35 is a goodygoodytwo shoes that can only annoy but never insult anybody.
>>40 is a no good dirty rotten panda.
You don't want to know what >>44 does with stuffed pandas and zebras.
>>50 is a side of pork, lightly grilled and served in a delicate barbecue sauce.
>>53 is too stupid to breath when he's ...in need of oxygen.
>>57 has neither gills nor lungs. He uses a primitive gas exchange method using stomas in his leaves.
>>58's stomach uses a primitive gas exchange method to rake leaves.
>>61 is last year's leaves, revealed by the creeping spring
>>69 is the one who petitioned them to add the "botter" class to WoW in the first place
>>71 has been playing WoW continuously for 70 hours too.
However, he doesn't get up for bathroom breaks.
>>73 has been playing pocket pool for 70 hours straight
>>74 is the international champion of the five-finger trick shot
>>86 took six hours to put his mittens on before posting that.
>>91 invents words because he has trouble using the existing ones
>>92
used a spell checker so he doesnt make the same mistake
>>94 keeps making spellchecking insults even if they've already been gone over seventy thousand times
>>105 doesn't understand the concept of metrosexuality.
Λ__Λ
( ゚ m゚) >>105 isn't into the whole heterosexuality thing
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>>107 is so straight that just hearing about metrosexuality caused his ears to fall off.
It was a cool spring morn when I first met >>110. He was a young ruffian, a rogue, a cad, a jackanape, his rakish hair coqued half over one eye, and his pressed white summer suit playing bashfully across his juvenile frame. "Ho!" I called, "Ho there! I say! Care for a spot of badminton?" I waited for a reply, but >>110 had already sprung off, sauntering madly down the garden path, out of earshot. I looked after him, a half smile dancing across my face. "You young fool, >>110," I thought, "You young fool. That's all you'll ever be."
>>114 has a dossier on all the 10 year olds in his neighborhood
>>115 wishes he were the kind of guy there's something to make a dossier about
>>121 pretentiously thinks himself clever for sarcastically stating the obvious whilst failing to complete the objective of the thread.
>>122 condescendingly deems grandiloquence and using British jargon to be the mediums through which one attempts to sound intelligent.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1174701095/ reply so we can leave this board with peace, knowing the idiots like you who hang out here.
>>148 is so high he thinks he's in a yellow submarine.
>>153 wanted to make an open system closed, and to that end stuk his head up his arse. Eat shit, biatch!
>>152 wanted to make an open system closed, and to that end stuk his head up his arse. Eat shit, biatch!
>>163, wherein art thou good, but to taste sack and drink it? Wherein neat and cleanly, but to carve a capon and eat it? Wherein cunning, but in craft? Wherein crafty but in villainy? Wherein villainous, but in all things? Wherein worthy but in nothing?
Enough fucking around, >>173. Let's get down to brass tacks, here.
How much is it going to cost to lock you up in a cabinet and pump you all full of my babies.
I want to pay you money to make you stop talking and start ovulating in your rectum.
The only writing you are going to be doing is letters to the fat chinese midwife.
It doesn't matter how many degrees and PHD's you have in the dark.
I have buckets of popcorn shrimp on hand to eat while fucking.
There are fresh linens and towels for the afterbirth.
The neighbors might complain about the smell.
They might be awoken be your moaning.
Your colon is my sodomy uterus.
Im gonna fuck your butt.
Make some butt baby.
So how much, huh.
Lets negotiate.
Like jews.
Faggot.
<3
>>174 feels too smart to make short posts but is forced to do so when talking about itself.
>>185 is very badly confused by the "yes, we have no bananas" song.
>>196 is Pandarr, leader of the evil panda conglomerate.
>>202 is the outsider that everybody thinks is a bit odd in the head.
>>204 is that person who doesn't quite fit in at the 'outsiders in America convention.'
>>208 was one of the dorks that listed his belief as Jedi knight in the UK religion survey.
>>211 is the asshole in the theater who loudly points out the historical inaccuracies in 300.
>>217 is the freak in the theater who explains mr. Beans jokes to the audience
>>221 spends more time collecting Star Wars toys than seeking girls.
>>222 spends more time collecting girls than seeking Star Wars.
>>223 spends more time seeking collecting than girls Star Wars.
>>224 spends more time collecting seekers than Star Wars girls.
>>227
Has an erect penis that points 7.5 degrees to the left.
>>232 is the idiot whose comment managed to get deleted by mod in the science board.
>>>236 Doesn't appreciate rich humour.
>>237 doesnt know how to quote
>>239 IS SLOW
>>246 Can't afford bling.
>>247 is helping perpetuate the making of shitty rap music.
>>267 tried to plant a pot plant in a plant pot but got confused
>>268 tried pretty hard to be funny but totally blew it.
>>272 had a rectal prolapse that was photographed and put on Ogrish.com
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GOA DESU
>>289 is not far removed from goatse
>>292 would too, because his real first time was far more sinister
>>294's first and so far only sexual experience has been with his older brother's hand.
>>295 is projecting himself onto others, it makes him feel good about his shitty childhood.
>>296 uses pop psychology to mask his deeply repressed memories of being raped by escape convicts, and well as making out with Barbara Streisand.
Hey >>299,
you are fuck off.
And your girl friend is reiping by me.
>>299's girlfriend doesn't put out but at least the dickgirl allows him to stand on the side while she rapes people.
>>303 dislikes Linkin Park because he feels Fred Durst is a superior musician of deep intellectual meaning and and no one truly understands the songs as he does.
>>305 masturbates at bus stops while glaring at prepubescent girls.
>>306 is the prepubescent girl that gets off at having middle-aged men ogle her.
>>307 is the fat old maid Bus Driver who gets hot and bothered when she notices the creepy man masturbating. Then goes home to her 37 cats.
>>308
Masturbates on 37 cats.
>>316 is a wise ass, well, actually, I'm fucking his girl friend.
>>319 will never get herpes because no one wants to have sex with him
>>329 thinks there is something wrong with masturbating to Inuyasha
>>331 doesn't know how to masturbate.
>>335 has downs, and is always allowed to win by default to build his self-esteem.
>>336 is allowed to win by default to build his self-esteem, but still loses
>>347 is seriously dyslexic
>>351 is a koreaboo, someone overly obsessed with everything Korean.
>>352 doesnt have anything remotely korean because he's racist.
>>355 is jealous of korean's because he wishes he could get away with eating dog.
>>364 ain't no Bob Dylan when he violates Mr Tambourine Man
>>366 Is the son of a preacher man.
>>372 likes to break themes with overly reused replies
>>380 doesn't need to supplement his gay magic by external means
>>382 seems to think that "gay magic" is actually funny, proof of retardation.
>>383 Is retarted.
>>384 lacks the intelligence to come up with a better insult.
>>385 lacks the intelligence to notice there was a typo in said insult.
>>389 needs to go back to the asylum, they're missing him.
>>391 hasn't progressed past fecal matter based insults yet.
>>396 wishes he was invisible.
>>397 wanders the streets naked, believing himself to be invisible.
>>398 wanders the streets naked, because he likes children to see his penis.
>>400 Has only got one GET in his life, and will cry about it every night for the rest of his life.
>>404 Cant find a web page to save his life.
>>406 Wishes he had his own computer instead of sitting at the library all day.
407's computer is inferior then 408's awesome computer.
>>408 always forgets that his 486 hasn't been awesome since 1993.
Hm.
>>412 Has a secret fetish for palm trees. No one knows why.
>>419 Doesnt smoke enough weed and needs to chill out, man.
420GET
>>421 Inhales cock like its oxygen.
>>427 wishes his urine-soaked box was a telephone booth
>>428 wishes his telephone booth was a urine soaked box.
>>432 holds his gun close to his chest because it reminds him of his fathers penis
>>434 wants to act smart but fails at Latin.
>>437 can't tell the internet apart from real life
>>439 is one of those retarded /b/tard that spout memes in real life
>>440 read "Down To A Sunless Sea" and thought it was funny.
>>449 doesnt post, instead hires people to post for him.
>>457 is trying to change the topic from his panda suit antics
>>461 is actually one sixteenth panda himself, despite his rabid anti-panda rhetoric
>>466's wand is far too small to contain any gay magic.
>>470 feels left out for not being raped by a panda in his childhood.
>>478 manages to confound with his idea of what an "insult" is.
>>479 manages to insult with his idea of what "confound" is.
>>482's minority is too large for this margin to contain
>>486 thinks he is hilarious for using a lame insult that has been already been used multiple times.
>>494 thought the Atkins diet meant eating the Atkinses of the world.
>>497
thinks he did a combo but just doesnt understand the rules
This thread is now closed. You can not post in this thread any longer. Post this in 5 threads within 5 minutes for good luck, but if you don't, YOUR threads will be closed.
>>501 is a fat animal that eats bamboo shoots and just kind of sits there
>>503 is a fat neckbeard that eats fat animals that eat bamboo shoots and just kind of sit there and just kind of sits there in his mom's basement
>>514 found out too late that getting anally raped hurts far less than bleaching the butthole.
>>515 DUN! dundundundundun! dundundundundundundundundun!
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>>522 couldn't come up with an insult and had to resort to unicode art
>>523 is jealous and probably saved it to his notepad already.
>>525 is jealous and probably wishes he still had the ability to.
>>526
Spock dove at Jim's belly again with his mouth, even as Jim fumbled around with his hands trying to pull Spock into some kind of position condusive to sex. His penis ground into Spock's chest hair, wanting attention. But Spock was apparently preparing Jim's middle for something. He was leaving much more saliva across his skin than such body-licking would usually warrant.
Then he hauled himself up and positioned himself so that his erection jutted into Jim's belly fat. His face inches away from Jim's, he brushed a quick kiss onto his bondmate's mouth before thrusting against him.
The smooth, sensitive skin on Jim's stomach was new to the sensation of being fucked, and it was highly arousing to feel Spock's genitalia moving against a part of his body it didn't usually touch. Spock wrapped his thighs around Jim's penis so that it could slide comfortably into the crevice between Spock's buttocks, with Spock's balls resting on top of it. "Mmmmhhh."
Spock ran his fingers into the Jim's thick, graying hair and cradled his head with both hands. It was close enough to a meld for Jim to feel the essence of Spock's being humming away inside his consciousness. He loved this alien so much, this man who had been part of him for so many years... his loyal friend who had fought with him, explored with him, spent shore leaves and quiet nights with him, and was now making love to his stomach.
>>533 can't hold a conversation IRL without using running gags from 4chan.
>>548 Is sexually attracted to people with extra chromosomes.
>>553's real name is "General Fail." However, he seems to lack privates.
zing
>>554 is known as the analphabetic General Failure among his peers
>559 makes no sense.
>>564 is an environmentalist trying to save the Bamboo, and wishes a slow death upon all Pandas and Panda-related insults.
>>570 can't leave the whole "gay magic" thing alone, because he still thinks it is funny
>>571 can't leave the whole "gay magic" thing alone, because he still finds it stupid and annoying.
>>574 walks up to the table of three Japanese men at a small restaurant in Butlerville, Ohio. When she gets to the table,
>>578's hairy, stretched boobs turned out to be a usefull cleaning tool.
>>580 seems a bit confused. Actually, he's totally out of it. I think he's on the pot.
>>583 Cant afford a chamberpot and has to use public restrooms.
>>584 is a rabid homeless man that lives in public restrooms.
>>584 is a pretentious chamberpot fanboy and won't take anything less than a solid gold latrine.
>>590 is the cube root of 205379000, the limit of k=0 sigma 590 k+1, and is the result of the tangental value of an angle approximately 89.9028886 degrees. And he sucks cocks.
>>591 sentenced himself to a painful and verbose death
>>598 thinks somebody would actually want to be the god of the retards in DQN; how absurd!
>>602 is a giant panda whose lack of procreation is destroying his species
>>608 Bought hips because he thought it would cure his AIDS
>>609 Bought The Cure because he thought it'd make his AIDS hip.
>>610 Bought Cancer because he thought it would cure the AIDS in his hip.
>>611 carries on a joke for far too long. Watching the humour being extracting is just excruciating.
>>611 carries on a joke for far too long. Watching the humour being extracted is just excruciating.
>>615 sits on a fencepost
>>616 sits on park benches drinking whisky from a paper bag
>>617 was unaware that there is supposed to be a bottle in the bag
>>618 is a damn commie for appropriating other people's assets.
>>619 is a damn jew for exposing the people's revolution.
>>629 has a lover named Rosie Palmer (who has five sisters).
>>643 once attempted to sniff glue by pouring it into his nostrils.
>>644 wishes that glue WAS the worst thing he had ever put in his nose.
>>646 Has no need for a wand when he practices gay magic; he uses his nose instead.
>>647 just uses his own "wand" to practice gay magic, if you know what I mean.
>>648 sure does love that moronic "gay magic" bullshit.
This whole thread is a testament to why DQN sucks now.
>>652 desires the "penu" part rather than the "vaginu" part.
>>654 has publicly shared his SAT score in his posting. Combined SAT score.
Likes to have sex with random men at bathrooms of gay bars.
>>661 sticks his pOnOs in cold metallic clockwork ladies
>>663 was openly hated by his parents, and with good reason. Bedwetter.
>>664 openly hated his parents, and with good reason. Bedwetters.
>>669 is obsessed with shota
(also, this is 668 here, I'm not 662, only the mods know for sure)
>>677 is intimately familiar with avian anatomy, particularly the rectum
>>680 Is proud of the fact that he's made out of seagull fecal matter.
I predict >>695 is incapable of insulting people in the future too.
>>698 figured someone else could call the cops about it.
>>701 saw the film "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", now he never answers the door because he's scared it might be someone he insulted on the internet
>>703 only gets visitors from the FBI interested in the contents of his hard drive.
>>704 only gets visitors from the KKK interested in the hours when he is home alone.
>>705 only gets grammarians who can't parse his garbled attempts at insults.
>>706 only gets nerds who use the word "parse" in everyday conversation.
>>709 keeps falling in love with clippy, the helpful microsoft office aid.
>>710 keeps falling in love with cocky, the helpful marital aid.
Nigra
>>714 can't even form a coherent sentence, let alone insult anyone!
>>715 can't even form a coherent erection, let alone have sex with anyone!
>>716's country can't even hold a coherent election, let alone vote for anyone!
>>717 thinks the impossiblility theory is bunk and believes fair elections can actually be held
>>719 has fantasies about having a bigger wand then his cat.
>>723 doesn't know how to stash prons, resulting in embarassment for both his family members and himself
>>724 stashes his incest prons in full view of his family members, but they still haven't taken the hint
>>725 father picked up on his sister's hints, and he was conceived soon after.
>>727 was born as a result of neanderthal weapon research
>>728 was not born, he hatched from a lump of concentrated interbutts stupidity.
>>733 is unaware of the superior nutritional content of watches
>>734 watches the watchmen, and they give him a raging boner.
>>742 tried the sundial, but nobody picked up the phone, so it must be defective
>>743 just got a new job working at a call center on the surface of the sun. The commute is a bit of a drag, but the weather can't be beat.
>>744 just got fired from his job at the call center at Loserville, and has spent the entire week trying to figure out how to operate a bare razor-blade.
>>745 is an expert razor blade operator, and speaks frequently of his experiences on his livejournal.
>>749 has an above average colon count on his keyboard
>>756 enjoys panda mutilation, whether the panda is the victim or the perpetrator.
>>758 thinks fiat money is banknotes issued by an italian carmanufacturer
>>759 Tried to catch a panda by shoving a bamboo rod up his ass.
>>762 is widely regarded as one of the dumbest imbeciles among the top 2% of the most moronic fools.
>>766 attempted to purchase a plot of land on the North Pole
>>767's coordinates are >90° in both latitude and longitude.
>>767 went all the way to the geographical north pole, planted a real pole and attempted to take the full length up his ass so that he could claim to be aimed at the south in every horizontal direction while getting off.
>>773 has toxic fungi growing on his scalp underneath that hat.
>>775 knows karate, but karate wants nothing to do with him.
>>776 wishes to know karate, because he thinks it will give him the ability to levitate.
>>777 Tried to learn Karate by playing an action movie at the same time he was asleep, and hoped to learn the same way he learned math in elementary school.
>>781 failed at life, unfortunately he is not a bad enough dude to become an hero.
>>786 has an unhealthy obsession with pandas that he frequently acts out.
>>787 frequently acts with unhealthy pandas that he has out, an obsession.
>>792 needs to study his fecal classification handbook more.
>>793 studies his fecal classification handbook too much.
>>795 ejaculates in his fecal classification book too much
>>807 failed A-level statistics and has been surly on the subject ever since.
>>808 is a statistician, and pretends it's not a useless profession.
>>809 has no profession, and was seriously embarrased by King Leonidas.
>>814, like most of the ignorant shitheads on the internet, erroneously thinks a "meme" is a catchphrase.
>>815, like most ignorant shitheads on the internet, erroneously thinks a "meme" is a status.
>>819's creativity barely stretches to doing variations of other people's insults.
>>830 dreams of getting head from Spock while fondling his ears.
Doesn't everyone? >>831 is a freak for thinking that's wrong somehow.
>>833 is only afraid of one thing, and that is Sailor Bubba dancing the Lucky Star OP dance.
>>835 still trying to shut down 'inactive systems' in his taskmanager
>>836's brain is an inactive system, that his mother shutdown with prenatal whiskey.
>>842 was rejected by the same panda not but 2 nights prior.
>>845 Dressed in a panda fur suit in order to meet other pandas.
>>849 claims to be an atheist and also claims to live by the 10 commandments
>>851 is only good at pointing pointing out the obvious.
>>853,854,855,856 are the small children
>>858 is slower than all the small children on the short bus combined.
>>859 drives the shortbus and aspires to nothing higher.
>>866 made sure of that, working at Uncle Bubba's Genuine Asbestos-Free Fursuit Factory.
>>871 stopped being in the closet about his fursona decades ago.
>>875 is an empty fursuit brought to life by gay magic.
Disregard that, >>879 sucks cocks just like the rest of those "whoops, clicked Reply too early" wannabes.
>>882 would fail a spelling fleam if he ever atempted one
However competent at spelling, >>884 could not refresh in time
>>885 refreshes bedpans for a living, and enjoys his calling thoroughly.
>>886 doesn't enjoy refreshing bedpans, but still makes it a habit of it on a daily basis, with his tongue.
>>887 lost his tongue in his great war with the mouse-trap.
>>888 lost his mousetrap in his great war with the mice.
>>889 lost his mouse in the great war with things falling behind the desk.
>>890 lost his trouser-snake in between the desk and the wall.
>>899 isn't as good as one 900(get)th of a rubber dong
>>900 is trying to transform hirself into a giant rubber dong.
>>902 won the Guinness record for largest collection of rubber dongs.
>>903 Has no Guinness, and being of inadequate age to purchase some on his own, is limited to exchanging his body to middle-aged ephebophiles in exchange for alcohol.
Cheers, fag.
>>905 respects differences in cultures and believes Islam is a culture, as well as a religion of tolerance and freedom.
>>906 believes Christianity is not only a culture, but a single religion as well, full of tolerance and freedom.
>>909 has found another set of ancient goldplates with egyptian hieroglyphics near Manhattan. Currently still translating by means of an old hat.
>>911 here, I'm the really the only one posting in this thread.
>>920's been hopping on his own mother.
>>921 is disappointed and wants a trampolin for a mother too.
>>922 has been watching the Doctor Who version of the Llama song at youtube one time too many.
>>927 is such an enormous geek that he tries to order a sonic screwdriver whenever he visits a cocktail bar.
>>928 fails to grasp that a sonic screwdriver cocktail is nothing more than a plain, already drunk, screwdriver, with the added bonus of your bartender shouting at you as you swiftly outrun the bouncer, evading your tab.
"Mahnah mahnah"
"do doodoo do!"
"Mahnah mahnah"
"do doodoo do!"
"Mahnah mahnah"
"do doo do doodoo, do doodoo, do doodoo doodoo do, do doo-doo."
>>926 wrote the lyrics to this song.
no u!
>>931-932 are retarded enough to think gay is an insult.
derived from 'brinking' >>938 developed 'boadlicking' involving a stretchable rectum, an unwitting toad, and lube.
>>941 makes a living by letting furries hump hir when sie's in hir panda fursuit.
>>942 uses made-up gender neutral pronouns when the English language has a perfectly serviceable singular they for that very purpose.
>>943 wishes he was french so that he could reject all new words even more.
>>944 wishes he was German so he could bastardize his own spelling.
>>947 wishes they were a slave. So many subs and far too few doms.
>>948 is Dom DeLuise and eats too many pork-chop subs.
>>951 eats it straight out of the anus with his tongue.
>>955 is too feeble to GTFO of this thread with his shitty insults.
>>956 is too much of a wimp to come up with anything ickier.
>>957 is such a diehard that he trained his rectum to encompass a fullsized dinnerplate.
>>959 licked the plate clean afterwards, and stored it in his own rectum for later use.
>>962 was born after the advent of DirectTV; In his rectum, the size of a three-car garage, he runs a hydroponic marijuana grow-op.
>>967 is a gigantic weeaboo, and doesn't see anything wrong with that.
>>971 is just pretending that he has a tongue. He lost it in the fourth grade sucking on a bee, thinking it would taste like honey-flavoured candy.
>>978 doesn't understand why people thinks he is weird. He just wants to smell teen girls!
>>991 writes encouragements on Paris Hiltons fanblog every five minutes to support her now that she is not eating anymore.
>>992 took pictures of Naomi Campbell on her way to her community service as a maid.
>>993 has been stalking "Weird Al" Yankovic since 1987.