GTA: San Andreas is based on the life of DQN during the early nineties, except the violence was toned down.
DQN has not attended school since ripping out is second grade teacher's liver and blinding 3 other students. He did so in a fit of anger, for he could not find the Steve-Erwin-Covered-In-Fire-Ants colored crayon.
DQN once saved a bus load of children from certain peril by watching them burn to certain death.
Although it was never shown in the movie, Godzilla didn't beat Mechagodzilla...DQN did.
As a young peasant boy in Moscow, DQN created a lick and stick tattoo which Mikhail Gorbachev refuses to take off his scalp till this very day.
DQN invented an engine that is fueled by the music of Thin Lizzy.