<ヽ｀∀´> Why does kimchi taste so good nida?
October
Was the internet really made for porn?
No, but that's what it was later modified to be best suited for.
What would life be like if Lord Havelock Vetinari from the Discworld novel series were to become either Prime Minister of the UK or President of the United States of America?
The trains would run on time, the economy would skyrocket, and the war in Iraq would be over. Oh, and he'd know everything about everyone.
Oops, forgot a question:
What's the best book you read lately?
Simon Haynes - Hal Spacejock.
What would happen to Ankh-Morpork if the Patrician disappeared to rule the UK or the US?
Carrot would be crowned king within a week.
Best. Band. Ever?
DragonForce. Why ask? You all knew the answer.
How should I freak out the next telemarketer calling me? I've already done the "conspiracy theorist" shtick several times, and the novelty is starting to wear off.
Ask them politely but firmly to wait a few minutes, then put them on hold and never pick it back up.
How much phlegm would Errol Flynn fling, if Errol Flynn could fling phlegm?
He's still in the intricate process of doing so and as such the quantity is immeasurable.
I can't dispute the logic of that.
Why did >>709 fail to ask a question?
Because he realised what an abject failure at life he was right after typing his answer, and could only hit Reply before bursting into tears.
Which is the funniest Eddie Izzard CD?
none, they all suck.
why do I constantly feel the need to jack off, is some one using mind control on me?
It's the pheromones of all the teenagers fresh out of school.
Why all the talk about music?
Because we're bored.
Can you suggest a better subject?
No, I was just curious.
Was it a bad question?
Yes, it's hard to come up with interesting answers to dull questions.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
No, because I have two left feet.
How come it seems I am the only person who has never read a Dune book?
Because you don't live next to me. I also have never read any Dune.
What should I do with the complimentary map of Akihabara I got from the maid-costumed guide in front of Gamers during my last trip to Tokyo?
Set it aflame, along with all other relics of your weeaboo lifestyle. Then become an accountant and take up numatism.
By what method should I kill myself, and at what time and place?
Setting yourself aflame on a pyre of all relics of your weeaboo lifestyle. It beats becoming an accountant and working yourself to death.
Where outside Akiba can I get a girl in a maid costume to give me a foot massage?
Maid costumes and foot massages are forbidden on Akiba Hebrew Academy's grounds.
However, YHWH approves highly of male4male foot baths, for weary travelers.
Now, where did I leave my Yarmulke?
It's underneath your Dreidel.
Has anyone played the d20 Slayers RPG, or is it just collecting dust on store shelves?
If they give a free iPod with it it may sell.
Will you buy Manhunt 2?
I might warez it, but only if they port it to the old x-box.
What does it mean if my spirit animal is a woodchuck?
It means your only possible career options involve a degree in poli-sci or business.
Why won't these weeaboos hurry up on the Mother 1 + 2 or Mother 3 translations?
Because they're too busy translating yaoi harem manga.
Where can I find a good Sonic the Hedgehog forum?
Meditate on this question in a public place, loudly chanting the mantra OWA TAFU LAH YEM until the answer comes to you.
What is the greatest movie that ever was?
Cinema achieved it's peak at the release of Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.
What is the greatest Sonic the Hedgehog forum that ever was?
7chan /fur/.
Which is better to see live, I've or Halko Momoi?
The latter, because her first name is Finnish for a log of wood. The kind you'd chop up and burn in a fireplace.
What happens when you cross the streams?
Total protonic reversal, if memory serves me right.
Why is this a bad thing?
It could cause all the atoms in your body to explode.
How do I get ectoplasm out of my favourite panties?
Snort it.
Why did I forget my question?
Your head could not discriminate between your brains and the ectoplasms you snorted from panties - and accidentally got rid of the former substance.
By the way, why did John Rawls have to be such a difficult writer?
Purely to spite you.
Why don't you read some Joyce instead?
My dear, I believe it is you.
Will someone fix >>737's little problems?
The free world's top scientists are working on harnessing those gaseous vapors to use as a renewable fuel source.
We've gone long enough without an answer; Where, exactly, is the beef?
In my pants.
Who wants to know?
A toothless, white-haired 105 year-old jewish woman. Please lower your trousers so she may engorge herself of this beef.
How much broccolis is too much broccolis?
One.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck is just a misnomer for groundhogs. Sorry to disappoint you.
What was the answer >>742 was really after?
As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
How much more obvious can a jisaku jien be?
N+1, where N is the current level of obviousness.
Why do you hate freedom?
Because it kicked me in the shin two weeks ago. Hard.
Why can't I get my Dreamcast to work after it's been collecting dust for 3 years?
Liberated from the tyranny of a rigid and unfractured Tibia.
Why do we have to die?
Because you have displeased me.
Why did my piggy bank fall off the table and break before I managed to put my first quarter in?
That was not a piggy bank, it was the newborn baby.
Also, that was not a quarter, it was a dime.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
You've blown up your head.
How do I kill the mosquitos in my room? Mind bullets have proven ineffective so far.
I know a guy who pinned a fly to his desk with a safety pin, once. Might try that.
So, is Ruby the Next Big Thing, or a passing fad?
Ruby who?
The ruby that answers questions with statements.
Which Ruby is that?
The black one.
Should I snort Ruby, or rail it?
That made no sense to me at all. Besides, I like Ruby please dont snort.
Why was >>755 so goddamn boring that nobody answered?
Because we all watch him touch himself at night.
Why are >>755's curtains in such bad taste?
Oh, leave him alone. This isn't the insult thread, you know.
What's the best way to prevent motion sickness when playing Myst 3: Exile?
LSD. taken regularly, you will no longer witness motionsickness as it becomes part of your life.
utilitarianism is dead, isn't it? Or is it just that deontological moralistic theories are so much better?
There is very little evidence to suggest Utilitarianism ever lived, let alone died, and deontoligical moralistic philosophies require less effort on the half of the believer, thus appealing to the physically and intellectually lazy.
How long is it until America (as we know it) collapses entirely, taking the entire world into another great depression?
The United States of America (as we knew it) collapsed in 1963, and was quickly replaced by the Conglomerated Territories of Oceania.
Is there any hope in the Proles, or are they too occupied with Paris Hilton?
The proles in America? Probably not - they're too pampered and they've been raised to be accustomed to being spoon-fed. Proles elsewhere? If you whip them up a bit, then certainly.
What task shall I accomplish for DQN?
Firstly, I'd like you to properly define DQN.
So, how would you define DQN?
I can comment that you are a Panda, and that comment should serve as an example of what DQN is, for lack of a definition.
Should we talk about the proles, or rather refer to the general populace?
By referring to proles, we exclude party loyalists and ideologues, who are cognitively impaired and can not be trusted. Also, cocks.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
The willow tree.
What did you get for Christmas last year?
Money and an iPod.
Why do you hate America?
It killed my entire family and most of my friends. I joined the base and they gave me an AK47 to get revenge, it will be just like a Charles Bronson movie. Allahu Ackbar!
Why do you hate Azerbaijan?
They didn't get enough exposure to pandas as kids.
I think I'm a weeaboo. My ipod is full of Ayumi Hamasaki, the only DVDs I own are animated, I greet people with "ohayou~", I sign my name with katakana, and I haven't eaten anything with a fork in a month. What should I do?
Star in a Japanese hardcore adult film, where anything goes as long as genitals are censored.
What percentage of manga is not gay?
gay is culturally defined. we find manga gay, japanese do not. ergo japanese are totally gay and if you disagree you also are a rampant homosexual.
ground coffee beans or first flool coffee beans?
Loose-leaf tea.
How do I crack Sony's eBook DRM?
why don't you just buy hard copies?
Because I like to hack things because it makes up for other times in life when I had no power.
Is there a girl Goatse?
If Tubgirl doesn't count, I'm not sure there is.
Why do I like the Saint Seiya OP Pegasus Fantasy so much?
Also, >>774, YOU try carrying 20 hardcopy books in a pants pocket without even a significant bulge.
None whatsoever. This is DQN, after all.
Who put the RAM in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
horny sheepfucking hippies. noone would think of putting RAM into anything these days, its so outdated.
Is asia carrera the sexiest pornstar ever or what?
>>783 No. Too much makeup, silicone.
Where can I buy epoxy modeling putty cheap?
No need to buy, you can just milk it from Asia Carrera's boobs.
Why do so many people still believe in god(s) in this day and age?
Because of Asia Carrera, His most perfect and beautiful creation.
Is it true that "DQN" is Japanese for "J- J- JAM IT IN?"
120% true.
Why are you a panda?
Asia Carrera turned me into a panda. She said it was more DQN that way.
Is that really "120% true," or are you using hyperbole?
I don't know, I'm not >>787.
What do DQN want to be when they grow up?
Yes. It carried out and was W. And I gave it to Asia Carrera.
Did she like it?
She enjoyed the convenience of the carry out, but found the w to be a bit lacking.
What can we do to improve the w?
I don't know. We should ask Asia Carrera, as she is a Mensa member and therefore smarter than all of us.
Do you think Asia Carrera has the power of gay magic?
Nope.
How do I cure yellow fever?
They don't. You must have yellow fever.
Is Asia Carrera actually from Japan?
Etou
This is not an English word why did I say it?
Because you are hoping Asia Carrera will come over to your place and tell you all about her background.
Or is that really me?
No, that's the PCP talking.
WHAT HAPPEN?
SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BONG.
Was it Asia Carrera?