Please choke on a bagel (63)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 22:20

Google finds many hits for the phrase "choke on a bagel", but none using the magic word -- "please".

2 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5126 22:24

Proof that the world is becoming less polite. This can be your graduate thesis, I think.

3 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 17:00

Please choke on a badger.

4 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5127 23:44

>>1
Now that you've made this thread, your statement will become false.

5 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 03:21

Please choke on a badger.

6 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 04:58

Please choke on a basil.

7 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 05:40

Please bagel on a choke.

8 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 08:14

Personally, when I want to politely ask someone to choke on a bagel, I say "Choke on a bagel, please." Stop with your liberal lies.

Oh, wait. No results for that either. Gosh.

9 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 09:29

Coke and a bagel, please.

10 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5128 14:57

Would you be so kind as to choke on a beagle?

11 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 09:34

Please choke on a mushroom.

12 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 09:36

Please choke on a pretzel, Mr. President.

13 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5129 10:36

Disregard that, I choke on cocks.

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