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Attn: Shii. (107, permasaged)

1 Name: 0037!A0z7CY5eG2 : 1993-09-5212 20:59 [No]

You were Menchi this whole time. That is some lame-ass shit. The only thing that comes close to being that lame is that I'm bringing it up like four years later.

Sure, I could have put things together. I mean you do like being near (hot, oily) men, thus the whole men+shii = MENchi. Or maybe it's menstruating+shii.

Seriously Shii, what the fuck? You little cock.

70 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5214 12:23 [No]

0037, allow me to offer my apologies. I mistook your IP (67.169...) for the IP of the the troll in >>68-69 (67.159...) and banned you as an impostor of the real 0037. But then I unbanned both of you guys because the troll simply went bonkers and gave all of us in #4-ch a good laugh. Sorry for the mix-up.

Now that I've disentangled the two of you in your mind, your post in >>1 makes a great deal more sense to me. Yes, Menchi was me, and I put that on ESK solely to give you and the other world2ch people a bit of amusement waaaayyy after the fact. :)

I'm going to turn off the permasage on this thread too; it's not your fault we have a crazy person in DQN.

71 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5214 12:30 [No]

I suppose I should link to a page that will explain this backstory to the general public.

http://shii.org/knows/World2ch

Now, let the fun continue where it left off. Let's all enjoy ourselves and eat locally grown food!

72 Name: DADDY COOL : 1993-09-5214 12:49 [No]

I have no clue what just happened

73 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 13:02 [No]

>>70

A crazy person?

74 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 16:01 [No]

Did you keep a copy of the chatlogs, Shii?

If so, can you put them up somewhere? It's not fair just to hoard all the laughs for yourselves ;-;

75 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 16:18 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Fellow mitten-lovers!

( ﾟヮﾟ) I have a dream!

( ﾟヮﾟ) I want us all to combine our powers and help >>13-19,23,27-38,41-55,68-69!

( ﾟヮﾟ) I want us all to somehow figure out a way for him to finally get a date with Shii!

( > ヮ<) It'll be the next Densha Otoko for sure!!!!!

76 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 16:22 [No]

（　｀ハ´）I have my doubts, Mittens. Long distance relations are notoriously difficult to maintain.

77 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 16:24 [No]

( > ヮ<) We gotta we gotta we gotta!!!

( ﾟヮﾟ) I just LOVE a happy ending!

78 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 16:50 [No]

（　｀ハ´）...

（｀ハ´　）...

（　｀ハ´）Maybe you're right. Who are we to stand in the way of potential love?

79 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 17:43 [No]

Well as long as she is of consenting age. Right, Shii?

80 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 17:54 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) We're going to help you, >>79! Just hang on!

81 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5214 17:59 [No]

I've never had much of an interest in immature people, myself.

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　　　　　ｌ'ｗvvｗ'l
　　,/"ｯ/ ◎ ◎ i　／"ｯ
　　l　｀（　　　　　!´ ,/　But remember, everyone,
　　ヽ､　ヽ､＿_,ノ' ノ　　immaturity comes in all shapes and sizes!
　　　ゝ　　　　　 i　　　 Don't judge a woman by how she looks,
　　　（　　　　　　 ! 　but how she talks and acts as well!
ミヽ＿,ゝ、　　ヽノ　　　　Ignore my advice at your own peril...
　｀ー一くﾆゝ、ヽ_
　　　　　　　｀ー‐'

82 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 18:00 [No]

Apparently Shii is also SOME GUY on Wikipedia, but he got banned. Probably for posting loli or smth.

83 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 18:55 [No]

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((　/ 　　/　))　　　　　　((ヽ　　　）　))
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fast movement

84 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 18:56 [No]

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DIRTY SOUTH YEAAAAHHHH, SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

85 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 19:01 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) This isn't a party, people! We're supposed to be here so we can figure out how to get these two people together!

( ﾟヮﾟ) First, we should...

( ﾟヮﾟ) Wait, did somebody bring mittens?

( > ヮ<) MITTENS!

86 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5214 19:53 [No]

（　｀ハ´）I am setting up a Paypal account to purchase >>79 a bus ticket to visit Shii.

（　｀ハ´）Kindly donate generously and often.

87 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5215 05:37 [No]

>>75
( ﾟヮﾟ) Imposter!

88 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5215 07:12 [No]

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89 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 17:51 [No]

Shii I'm not seeing an article on pedophilia on Everything Shii Knows and you can't possibly guess how upset this makes me !! !!

90 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 17:54 [No]

Shii does the invisible hand of the free market protect you from all harm

91 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 17:56 [No]

You should get a cloak of insults, like the one I have (apparently)

92 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 20:52 [No]

（　｀ハ´）The cloak of insults gives you +2 to psychological attacks.

93 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5216 21:59 [No]

( ﾟ-ﾟ) This isn't going quite as well as I was hoping...

( ﾟヮﾟ) Well, let's not give up yet, everybody! We'll figure something out!

94 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5216 22:24 [No]

(* ﾟーﾟ) If you want to confess your love, >>90san, it's now or never. Adam Smith's hand is waiting to take me into the AIR.

95 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 00:07 [No]

Yo Shii I can't exactly reconcile the buddhism with the libertarianism, help me out here

96 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 00:13 [No]

Why libertarianism, anyway

97 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 00:16 [No]

Why would I love you ??? ??? ???

Why would anyone love you, given what you are?

98 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 00:57 [No]

Don't question your feelings... follow your heart's true desire

99 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 01:01 [No]

Shii, what's with your creepy fascination with Hazuki

Is she your ANIME WIFE

100 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 01:14 [No]

Shii, when you grew up you were supposed to put aside childish things

101 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 01:47 [No]

Wasn't this shit permasaged? Fuck.

102 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 03:40 [No]

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103 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 14:45 [No]

(・∀・) Shii, what was life like before the internet?

104 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 15:19 [No]

(* ﾟーﾟ) A lot more peaceful.

105 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 16:00 [No]

Hmm, mentioning Hazuki seems to upset you, I wonder why ???

106 Name: （　・∀・）　 : 1993-09-5217 17:33 [No]

BTW, nice new homepage, shii

107 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5218 03:29 [No]

(* ﾟーﾟ) >>105 I love Hazuki, she is my wife. I don't want to make this a question-and-answer thread, this is DQN for chrissakes. Send me an e-mail.

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Attn: Shii. (107, permasaged)

1 Name: 0037!A0z7CY5eG2 : 1993-09-5212 20:59 [No]

70 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5214 12:23 [No]

71 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5214 12:30 [No]

72 Name: DADDY COOL : 1993-09-5214 12:49 [No]

73 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5214 13:02 [No]

74 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5214 16:01 [No]

75 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5214 16:18 [No]

76 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5214 16:22 [No]

77 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5214 16:24 [No]

78 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5214 16:50 [No]

79 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5214 17:43 [No]

80 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5214 17:54 [No]

81 Name: Shii : 1993-09-5214 17:59 [No]

82 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5214 18:00 [No]

83 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5214 18:55 [No]

84 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5214 18:56 [No]

85 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5214 19:01 [No]

86 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5214 19:53 [No]

87 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5215 05:37 [No]

88 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5215 07:12 [No]

89 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5216 17:51 [No]

90 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5216 17:54 [No]

91 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5216 17:56 [No]

92 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5216 20:52 [No]

93 Name: （ ・∀・） : 1993-09-5216 21:59 [No]