It is not often that a cartoon can evoke such absolute malicious feelings in me. NO. I think I would have committed illegal acts if I had actually watched the entire thing. People praised this bullshit!? Narutaru is BY FAR the worst anime ever. Horrible drawing, but I can deal with that. Main characters are middle schoolers with obvious adult voices, and they talk like they're fucking adults anyway! FINE let's pretend they're geniuses. Now these children bully each other in way's only serial killers and rapists in our society behave. FINE they're sadistic. But after 3.5 random episodes I literally feel- NO not feel I WOULD murder the author of this tale, because it is absolutely AWFUL. It is an absolute disgrace to anime. This is as unrealistic as it gets, and what's worse is that they try to pull it off with a serious face!? I actually feel repulsion to the fact that this shit sat on my harddrive for however many weeks before I finally decided to judge if it was worth watching. If anyone here has got a worse anime; please be my guest and share. This isn't even about taste and whether you are more into DBZ or Sailor Moon or anthing like that. This is bad, that ANYONE should be able to filter out. I just cannot help but be irritated that I spent whatever amount of time watching this. Absolutely pissed.
GTO, after reading the manga I felt disgusted by the anime, barely watched the whole first ep, then deleted everytihing.
I would've said the end of Evangelion(both of them) is megashit fail but it made me laugh so hard I'm going to label it comedy gold instead.
Sailor moon is awesome!
Captain Harlock
No way you're kidding? Read the manga instead. The manga chapters that makes up the first episode of the anime made me laugh my ass off, when I watched the anime I couldn't even force a smile. They completely ruined the original story.
Powerpuff Girls Z is the worst anime ever made. For serious.
wow some of you people actually spend you time looking for and watching crap anime I'm amused.
Worst anime ever........green green
lol pokemons
>>114
if thats the worst ever why was is so freakin' popular?
Popular with children. They don't know any better.
>>116
nobody was setting an age limit to the topic of the thread
Phantom the ova was one of the badest i've seen , but i'm sure there are many others. The problem is that they are making so many crap every years,so i ll say that the worst is yet to come.After watching BimboShimai,Tonagura,Chokotto Sister... ( those animes started 1 month ago ) you realise what i mean.
Man you guys still don't know what you're talking about.
http://www.raspberryheaven.net/~surat/awo/AnimeWorldOrder-2006-07-06-026.mp3
Listen to this starting at 00:52:20.
i probably would say castle in the sky, its an anime film, pretty straightforward story, doesnt have the edge or anything special, i guess it didn't appeal to me so much, was luckily that i actually stayed and watched it through to the end
>>112
(´・ω・`) I agree. I'm not really fond of magical girl anime, but I decided to give it a chance because I watched the original and thought it was a cute idea.
My reasons for disliking this?
Boring Animation
Not very clever or interesting writing (Yes, even if it is directed at younger audiences, it can have this.)
Boring Animation
Boring Animation
Err..Don't really have much else to add? xxxHOLIC is probably one of the most horrendous looking things I've seen in awhile, the story was interesting but I couldn't continue watching. :(
Wow, you've led kind of a sheltered life, haven't you?
Hmm Naruto, I can't say I haven't read any of the manga, so I don't know how much it differs, but I found the first thirty or so episodes to be terrifingly horrible.
I did feel it picked up afterwards do.
.hack//sign is the lamest, most boring series I ever found myself unable to sit through
These threads descend into shittiness with the fatalistic inevitability of Greek tragedy.
That said, it's stupid when people argue that a show is bad because of its storytelling philosophy alone. Sure, NGE may not be the best animu ever, but it's not "cause there was no real answers". If you start rating anime like that, you'll end up with templates like the following:
"Good anime has: 1) Characters you can relate to 2) Character development where they tell you more about your favorite character 3) Good character design (meaning attractive)
and so on.
If you start with a narrow, fixed idea of what a good anime is like, you never get to enjoy stuff like Windy Tales.
HARUHI SUCKS MAJOR ASS
Here, >>128, have a cookie.
>>39,50,128
same person
No sorry im 128, not anyone else if you were a mod youd know that because im pretty sure my ISP provider is different to whoever your accusing me of being
try again
>>131 I may or may not be 130, but you'll never prove it either way.
ALL THE SAME HE'S AN INFIDEL WHO RIDICULES OUR ALMIGHTY HARUHI-SAMA HE SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELED AND CRUCIFIED FOR BLASPHEMY
How old are you anyway? You spell and act like a 12-year-old.
Maybe I am being a bit too harsh on 12-year-olds here.
Naruto.. end of discussion :p
everyone watches haruhi for tsuruya anyway
right?
Haruhi fucking blows do da de, Mikurus boobs are the only redeeming quality of this shitty show la la la
The Haruhi-backlash people are so cute. If it's popular, you have to hate it! Preferrably as loud as possible!
Haruhi sucks haruhi S.U.C.K.S
nice proxies you got there ID:3Mi/llKV
aww poor mr moderator, its just an opinion
dont make me go Lol opinions at you
Opinions are fine. However, may we please request that you act like an adult?
oh come on. you and i both know he can't do that.
so the moderator finally reveals himself, i knew you were a mod somehow, since your id is like heaven in all
>>145
B&.
B& to you too
ive hardly done anything wrong besides saying a show sucked rofl
Worst anime ever is Tekken.
Cool im honoured you take the internet so seriously to award me such a title
do yourself a favour and get a girlfreind you fatty
>>149
now here's a guy who can talk some sense back into this thread. talk about shitty early uses of digital animation!
I don't know, Tekken had some pretty awesome eyebrows.
>>152
you can't AFFORD to get eyebrows wrong when you're working with that source material. the fans would have revolted.
>>153
Tekken fans are always revolting. :3
How about that one with ...let's see...."Bo Bo..." and it keeps repeating the same syllable for a while...I was flipping through channels after a bath one night, and all of a sudden CN pops up...I don't even remember what it was about...the only thing that my brain seems to remember is that it was horrible.....o.o
Nah, Bobobobo Bobobo is horribly awesome. Important difference.
>>155
this guy's confused "horrible" WITH "awesome", is the difference.
haruhi sucks
Here, have a cookie. Now go play with your friends and stop bothering the grownups.
Lol i say it to annoy retards like you cant you see that
Like I said. Go back and play with kids your age. This is the grown-up internet.
>>158
why does haruhi suck?
Because little kids like saying the opposite of what the grown-ups do.
Neon Genesis Evalgelion was a really bad experience for me...It was just horrible
Shakugan no Shana
I watched this garbage until Ep13 before giving up. I really should have done it right after the first episode. Ok, so the hero (don't remember and don't wanna remember his name) dies, sorta, and encounters Shana. Who repeatedly tell him to stop asking stupid questions and fuck off, yet every time she goes GTFO she turns around moments later and gives a long long long explanation about what's going on. WTF? Also clumsy, because long ass explanations break up the flow of the story.
Sadly this show is so fucking scared of confusing the school schildren watching this shit that it's constantly holding them by the hand and making everything absolutely crystal clear. Yah, I said school children. Don't kid yourself that this is aimed only at otakus. This is an anime for boys whose voice just broke. The otaku elements are there so the children can go "Wow, this is so grownup!". Nothing bad about kid's shows per se, but just don't fool yourself about the demographics here. The only thing an otaku is slavering for in this show is loli-Shana.
And naturally we get a scene with one of the most distasteful instances of fanservice I've seen. It's not just because loli-Shana takes off her clothes, but because the scene sticks out like a sore thumb. It's simply so clumsily inserted. And the clumsiness doesn't end there because "subtle" is not a word in the director's dictionary. The sooper dooper dramatic music will play even when it's not appropriate. After all, gotta start building that tension early on. Oh, and the OP ED songs are mediocre shit and not the wow cool like you stupid kids with no taste claim.
To fit the background music almost everybody delivers their lines with great exaggeration. To top it off many have those obligatory speech quirks that in this show fails at sounding cute. The maid (yes, gotta have one) that trained Shana finishes her evey sentence with a robotic emotionless "de arimasu". Marjorie's book is apparently supposed to sound only a bit annoying but that over the top laughter seriously made me hope she would chuck the tome in the nearest lake. And the incestous twins, ugh. I guess it's supposed to be oh so shocking, titillating and of course grownup. Except any effect is ruined by the retarded brother whose voice actor incredibly enough manages to make himself sound even more annoying than when he played Joshua in Chrno Crusade (Fuck you Shana for making me write a run-on sentence). When the twins die it's enough to make an atheist sing the praises to God.
Or perhaps not, because despite all that buildup of tension the villains all die so easily after about three episodes on the stage. After all, the show is basically about Shana and that what's-his-name. Shana is of course a tsundere bitch who yells "Urusai, Urusai!" whenever our hero asks her something. It's supposed to sound cute I guess but subtlety subtlety, let's make it clear just how cute Shana is by landing her with another affection, melon bread. Hay guyz, din'ya know? That bread went stale with DearS.
This show is made of so much fail that every time I was thinking that maybe it was getting better, it would dash my hopes within minutes. If like me you can see from early on that Shakugan no Shana is all flash and no substance, drop it because it ain't gonna improve later on.
>>165 knows how to hate. GJ!
evangelion
>>165
i don't think it's that it's a kids' show for otaku. it's that otaku watch kids' shows and they don't have to be terribly sophisticated to get an otaku crowd to watch. in fact, it's BETTER that they be childish.
whenever shana aired i bet it wasn't in anything but a late night timeslot.
duh, Shakugan no Shana is Dragonball Z for pedophiles.
and although Yuji's mom was the best character because of the way she dissed Yuji, Marcosius was a close second for the same reasons. Talk about characters you can relate to.
Correct. http://www.shakugan.com/diary/topics.cgi?page=30 says it aired 27:55〜28:25, that is, 3:55 AM - 4:25 AM.
Lots of anime shows air late, but then re-air at a more convenient time.
haruhi aired late because it sucked
lol @ the 17 year old pseudo-intellectual talking about kids
No self respecting adult would use age as a means to boost their own ego, it's the KIDS who see age as something that's cool. Please, cease this middle school logic
im not on a proxy why do you keep saying that, im using a DSL line that goes through the phoneline.. lol ip changes?
>>175
you're still a jackass you DSL faggot
get cable you shithead ~desu
ironic calling people faggots with a shitty name, and using weeaboo fucking terms
>>177
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>>177
Lol using weeaboo on an anime board
Lol retarded fucktard using a name thinking its cool because people on 4chan like the desu stuff..
you fucking suck you retard
Hay Guyz i have small penis desu
i like saying desu because i think im cool
am i cool guyz desu
i have tiny penis desu
thread is dqn
fails because hes more then a faggot but just not quite there yet
>>186 says: "hay guys, lets go to 1000 by insulting each other"
>>187
thats right.
you get a gold star and a cookie
>>187 suffers from Last Word Syndrome.
>>189 thinks we're on the DQN board
When I watch The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi, I am reminded of Parkinson's disease, an affliction of the brain causing characteristic movement abnormalities that appears mainly in elderly people. We know the cause of Parkinson's: the death of about 80% of neurons in the substantia nigra, a small area of the midbrain critical to motor functions. We do not know the cause of the cause. It has been speculated that a mild and insidious neurotoxin, specific to the substantia nigra, slowly kills off enough neurons to manifest as Parkinson's late in life. However, this does not explain the greatest mystery: why does Parkinson's disease occur only in humans? Not a single case of idiopathic Parkinson's has been observed in our closest relatives, chimpanzees, or in any other primate.
What does a thorny problem in neuroscience have to do with a hit anime series? Well, the late neurologist Harold Klamans proposed a novel theory in his essay "Manganese Miners": humans are susceptible to Parkinson's because of the demise of natural selection among us. Herbivores that a little slow are soon devoured by predators. Carnivores that are a little slow are gored by their supposed prey or simply starve, unable to catch anything. Humans that are a little slow are coddled, given physical therapy, and allowed to pass on their genes and create even slower humans.
As a consequence, humans have the least robust substantia nigras in the animal kingdom, and they're only going to get worse. This degradation makes us uniquely susceptible to Parkinson's disease. However, the point of all this is is: by no means is this devolution unique to one small portion of the brain or body.
Mikuru Asahina, in my scientific opinion, represents the finest fictional example of devolution to date. As a chrononaut, she is surely the finest that her future society has to offer; yet she is a weak-willed crybaby, and frankly quite stupid. We see in episode 7 that she lacks a grasp of even elementary physics, suggesting that her apparent knowledge of the workings of the time-stream is rote repetition. If she is the best, it's hard to imagine what the populace of the future must be like, nor how they managed to develop time travel. I suspect a situation similar to Cyril M. Kornbluth's science-fiction tale "The Marching Morons," in which a small number of elite have preserved their intelligence through careful breeding, and rule over a mass of idiots.
The question arises, of course, as to why those elite would send one of the idiots and not one of their own. Perhaps the elite would be too easily seduced by a world full of people of comparable intelligence, too tempted to flee from their mission and never return to their lonely perch above a milling herd of imbeciles. Mikuru Asahina, with the intelligence of a cow, is far more trustworthy; she does not have the creativity or the spirit to stray from her mission parameters.
I applaud the team behind The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya for their realization of the dark future that awaits us. I condemn them for concealing it behind layers of comedy and irrelevant posturing, so only the most astute may recognize the true meaning of the show. All of the people of Earth must be informed of the downward spiral of genetic deterioration they are progressing along, before they are too stupid to comprehend it, so that they may wholeheartedly support the eugenics programs necessary to save our proud human race.
Anyhow....
Personally...
Discipline
Oh wait, nvm...
DB, DBZ, DBGT
I didn't like the DB series in general; I guess it was mainly the animation style and the use of dragonballs as a sort of quest or overall plot.
With the subsequent seasons, it just got worse and worse; reused cells, entire episodes dedicated to a bunch of dudes staring each other down, with flashes of attempted comedic relief, before some actual story and action.
Negima! the anime.
While overall, I was satisfied with the voice actresses, I hated the animation style. On the other hand, Negima?! was more true to the art style used in the manga, had a completely different story. Similar thing happened with Love Hina and the OVA.
As for ones I like:
Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu
Why? Not because everyone says it's popular, but because of it's style: brainless and random. It's like watching an exaggerated sitcom, except you have a girl who apparently has the ability to manipulate the whole universe, a squeaky timetraveler, a boy with ESP, and an alien that can manipulate the surrounding reality.
...Sounds like a bad setting to a sitcom but I liked it.
Elfen Lied:
One reason: I shed some tears. I actually shed some tears because of some anime. The story was a little confusing around about the source of the vectors and the telekinetic abilities of the girls (felt like a bunch was left out, like the boss having horns >.>), though I was happy with it, and one can't argue it's one of the worst anime there is; there's worse.
Excel Saga:
A random anime that parodies other anime in a sense. Same with Puni Puni Poemi, except with the subject of magical girls and hentai.
...Nuff said.
Ouran Highschool Host Club:
Liked it, was mainly tricked into watching the first three episodes before I realized it was a bishounen anime; kept watching it through out and noticed that it reminded me of Kodocha.
Bartender:
More out of interest, but also it has a softer feel than some of the stuff I've seen; more sentimental, as it talks about the meanings of spirits and roles a bartender plays for the patron. Only in Asia; in America, I doubt shit like this happens in real life. Maybe a bartender calling a cab for a patron who had too much to drink, but the meanings of drinks...meh...
Kisaku th....wait, not anime, nvm...
Neo Ranga
>>194
YES I AM
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Reign the Conqueror. Nothing beats that in terms of shittiness.
>>199
i believe they're called codpieces...
i think it's ok for women to wear 'em too
...no wait....
ah sry, my friends yelled at me that no, it's not ok
Christ, you're a useless waste of skin. "Stole" the fucking "get". Go back to 4chan, for fuck's sake.
>>202 has no life, and wasted the rest of it on insulting me
>>203
to explain it in 4chan terms, you are the "anime expert" of this board
Give it up with the last word thing already. Nobody wants to hear it. Just. Shut. Up.