Strike Witches OAV sub
The world is under attack from mysterious forces. Only magical girls can fight against them. They attach weapons to their own bodies, and fight in the skies, lands, and seas.

Lolitas with propellers on their legs.

Ahaha! :D Too many things wrong to list, it's hilarious.
Okay, one: no googles?
Okay, another: the guns are old-style guns, but the landing gear can retract?
The dialogs are equally non-sequitur, but more painful to listen to. At least with the battles, one can just sit back and enjoy the scenery.