(´･ω･`)hello.
welcome to bourbon house.
this tequira is service,so please drink it and colm down.

yes,again.sorry.
but,i think you feel something excitement.
don't forget such a feeling.
now,i will hear your order.

(i dont good at english,sry)

correction

×i dont good at ...
○i'm not good at ...

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Although I kind of like "I don't good at." It's fun!

(´･ω･`) I don't good at English? That's unpossible!

(´･ω･`)つ｜酒｜ Bourbon is good.

(´･ω･`) I find that RUM brings better feelings.

(´･ω･`) I thought this thread was going to be about incest...

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How to tell >>1 is Japanese:

1. No capitals. Japanese doesn't have any, so neither does Engrish!
2. "this tequira is service." "Saabisu" サアビス　is something for free. != a service.
3. Deliberate vagueness and platitudes. See "don't forget such a feeling."

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) However, I give >>1 bonus points for correct use of the internet abbreviation "sry".