INSTANT REVIEW: C
You can complain all you want, it's not going anywhere anytime soon.
>>274
massive fail
>>274 "Don't quote tired old memes" is in itself a tired old meme.
INSTANT REVIEW: Io
Javascript done right, but these objects are too slow :(
<b>INSTANT REVIEW: C#/Java</b>
Slower than C, more memory use than Python, less libraries than Perl. Serves no technical purpose.
[b]INSTANT REVIEW: C#/Java[/b]
Popularity through marketing has one huge advantage for the programmer: thousands and thousands of employment opportunities, so you can hack on Haskell/Ruby/YourFavoriteToyLanguage in your spare time.
close! You need a space between the =
and the )
Ghostscript is more forgiving then this board.
still more forgiving than DQN's elitist superstructure
INSTANT REVIEW: Java
When you want to create apps(shit) like Runescape.
INSTANT REVIEW: C++
All the features of your favorite modern languages, without the overhead, as long as you're willing to invest YEARS learning it.
>>285
Unless those YEARS'' involve implementing those other languages in C++, that statement is only true if your only favorite
modern'' language is C++, and then only partially, because C++ has exactly as much overhead as C++ does.
INSTANT REVIEW: MarkDown
Monkey patching ASCII at its finest.
All the features of your favorite modern languages, with the overhead of implementing those features yourself, and it will take YEARS to do that correctly.
Fix'd
INSTANT REVIEW: LOLCODE
Oh god no.
INSTANT REVIEW: C# and .net
ms make VB verson of java and c
>>291
Oh man Allen Iverson is my favorite basketball player!
That makes absolutely no fucking sense at all. You are confusing a lot of unrelated things.
.Net is not a programming language.
C# and VB.Net have similar capabilities but are not the same and the languages are fundamentally different.
C# is similar to the Java language, but closer to C++ than the Java language.
Many languages use the C style syntax, including Java. Java and C# are a long way from the C language.
.Net is similar to the Java platform but fundamentally contains more in many aspects.
You demonstrate a complete lack of understanding of the concets of Java, .Net and C.
OK, I'll instantly review a language with the same comprehention as that post.
INSTANT REVIEW: Ruby and Rails
Ruby Team make Smalltalk verson of Python and Perl
Fuck, that actually makes more sense than that nonsense.