INSTANT REVIEWS of programming languages (296)

1 Name: !WAHa.06x36 05/01/04(Tue)01:33 ID:XYxTySqa [Del]

INSTANT REVIEW: C

You can complain all you want, it's not going anywhere anytime soon.

275 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-02-12 14:20 ID:Heaven

>>274
massive fail

276 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-02-13 18:42 ID:Heaven

>>274 "Don't quote tired old memes" is in itself a tired old meme.

277 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-14 22:00 ID:74p6ockq

INSTANT REVIEW: Io

Javascript done right, but these objects are too slow :(

278 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-21 04:30 ID:pVJ0gVPq

<b>INSTANT REVIEW: C#/Java</b>

Slower than C, more memory use than Python, less libraries than Perl. Serves no technical purpose.

279 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-24 00:14 ID:qVp/RhSv

[b]INSTANT REVIEW: C#/Java[/b]

Popularity through marketing has one huge advantage for the programmer: thousands and thousands of employment opportunities, so you can hack on Haskell/Ruby/YourFavoriteToyLanguage in your spare time.

280 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-24 10:38 ID:UkP80jsH

INSTANT REVIEW: PostScript
{(Why talk to people when there is printers?)=} loop

281 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-24 14:17 ID:Heaven

>>280

close! You need a space between the = and the )

282 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-24 15:29 ID:Heaven

>>281

Ghostscript is more forgiving then this board.

283 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-27 16:01 ID:5+Rn0sCo

still more forgiving than DQN's elitist superstructure

284 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-08-28 00:19 ID:EGX9muy3

INSTANT REVIEW: Java

When you want to create apps(shit) like Runescape.

285 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-02 08:26 ID:SqiLWOjm

INSTANT REVIEW: C++

All the features of your favorite modern languages, without the overhead, as long as you're willing to invest YEARS learning it.

286 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-06 07:58 ID:s+abQu4p

>>285
Unless those YEARS'' involve implementing those other languages in C++, that statement is only true if your only favorite modern'' language is C++, and then only partially, because C++ has exactly as much overhead as C++ does.

287 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-07 23:09 ID:1CRDGsLC

INSTANT REVIEW: MarkDown

Monkey patching ASCII at its finest.

288 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-10 05:05 ID:ltoDa+1P

INSTANT REVIEW: Brainfuck
You'll know it when you see it.

INSTANT REVIEW: lisp
It pretty much writes, rewrites and rerewrites itself.

INSTANT REVIEW: QuickBASIC
This language died. Its fanbase didn't.

INSTANT REVIEW: BASIC
For when you get bored in math class.

INSTANT REVIEW: l33t
Yes, there's a programming language based around it.

289 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-11 02:56 ID:MLd/Coir

>>285

All the features of your favorite modern languages, with the overhead of implementing those features yourself, and it will take YEARS to do that correctly.

Fix'd

290 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-16 22:40 ID:HcPj6Bfa

INSTANT REVIEW: LOLCODE
Oh god no.

291 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-17 12:13 ID:Qk0dVSes

INSTANT REVIEW: C# and .net
ms make VB verson of java and c

292 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-17 12:36 ID:Heaven

>>291
Oh man Allen Iverson is my favorite basketball player!

293 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-17 19:06 ID:ObJGF8bi

>>291

That makes absolutely no fucking sense at all. You are confusing a lot of unrelated things.

.Net is not a programming language.

C# and VB.Net have similar capabilities but are not the same and the languages are fundamentally different.

C# is similar to the Java language, but closer to C++ than the Java language.

Many languages use the C style syntax, including Java. Java and C# are a long way from the C language.

.Net is similar to the Java platform but fundamentally contains more in many aspects.

You demonstrate a complete lack of understanding of the concets of Java, .Net and C.

294 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-19 06:30 ID:Heaven

>>293
You demonstrate a complete inability to understand metaphor, or the meaning of "instant" in "instant review".

295 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-19 07:17 ID:ObJGF8bi

>>294

OK, I'll instantly review a language with the same comprehention as that post.

INSTANT REVIEW: Ruby and Rails
Ruby Team make Smalltalk verson of Python and Perl

Fuck, that actually makes more sense than that nonsense.

296 Name: #!/usr/bin/anonymous : 2008-09-19 09:42 ID:Heaven

>>295
I'd have said "Ruby Team make Python version of PHP and shell script" if the intention was to have it make the same amount of sense as >>291.

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