INSTANT REVIEW: C
You can complain all you want, it's not going anywhere anytime soon.
INSTANT REVIEW: Python
Unreadable, unmaintainable and unstructured.
INSTANT REVIEW: Trolling
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>>248
Forced indentation doesn't help readability, although it does increase irritability.
>>250
Why not?
Because frankly, expert programmers don't want to waste time tending bonsai when they're experimenting. That means they want a language that helps them get prototype-quality results fast. That's why languages like perl and lisp are so damn powerful: Their design makes it easy to get results fast.
When Python makes you spend so much time on some code aesthetic that you're not experimenting, you necessarily end up with a second-rate design. Oh sure, it looks pretty, but it took you three times longer, and it's slower than what could've been accomplished in better languages.
>>252
I've already designed my program using models on paper and in my head before I touch a keyboard. Writing code takes me no time compared to the time it takes me to model ways of solving the specs.
>>253 The requirements are rarely well-known enough to make those kinds of decisions before development starts. That's why programs like BIND, Sendmail, DHCPD, and Apache are so freakishly complicated, and buggy. It isn't because the people writing them are worse engineers than you- they're probably much better engineers. It is the result of their development that has made the domain well-defined, so it is obvious that getting the prototype working quickly is more important. It provides useful information that all the planning on paper and "in your head" will simply never provide.
>>252
Get a real text editor editor.
Also, I don't see how it doesn't help readability.
Better yet, use a better language and a real text editor, and save even more time.
Discussion now continues here: http://4-ch.net/code/kareha.pl/1197432195/
INSTANT REVIEW: XSLT
It's Turing Complete!
>>261
What do you mean by assembler?
Like NASM or that fucking horrible GNU ASM
>>262
NASM uses what's called Intel assembly. "The other" format is AT&T assembly, and it has a number of functional benefits over Intel syntax, not the least of which being it's what every other system uses, which means porting between architectures is (a small bit) easier.
NASM reminds me too much of Microsoft assembler.
[B]INSTANT REVIEW: MALBOLGE[/B]
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The point here is kind of that you should try to actually be funny or insightful. Also, welcome to a world unpolluted by BBcode.
INSTANT REVIEW: PHP
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I don\\\\'t know why more people haven\\\\'t tried PHP yet, it\\\\'s so easy to make a dynamic website with it!
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>>267
I did. Read the post.
That's not a review. That's an error copypasta.
>>269 obviously didn't read the body of the error.
I did, and it wasn't funny, and the error messages didn't make it any funnier.
>>267-272
massive fail
Less lame 4chanisms would also be appreciated. Once again, if you have something to say, say it. Don't quote tired old memes that no longer have any meaning at all.
>>274
massive fail
>>274 "Don't quote tired old memes" is in itself a tired old meme.
INSTANT REVIEW: Io
Javascript done right, but these objects are too slow :(
<b>INSTANT REVIEW: C#/Java</b>
Slower than C, more memory use than Python, less libraries than Perl. Serves no technical purpose.
[b]INSTANT REVIEW: C#/Java[/b]
Popularity through marketing has one huge advantage for the programmer: thousands and thousands of employment opportunities, so you can hack on Haskell/Ruby/YourFavoriteToyLanguage in your spare time.
close! You need a space between the =
and the )
Ghostscript is more forgiving then this board.
still more forgiving than DQN's elitist superstructure
INSTANT REVIEW: Java
When you want to create apps(shit) like Runescape.
INSTANT REVIEW: C++
All the features of your favorite modern languages, without the overhead, as long as you're willing to invest YEARS learning it.
>>285
Unless those YEARS'' involve implementing those other languages in C++, that statement is only true if your only favorite
modern'' language is C++, and then only partially, because C++ has exactly as much overhead as C++ does.
INSTANT REVIEW: MarkDown
Monkey patching ASCII at its finest.
All the features of your favorite modern languages, with the overhead of implementing those features yourself, and it will take YEARS to do that correctly.
Fix'd
INSTANT REVIEW: LOLCODE
Oh god no.
INSTANT REVIEW: C# and .net
ms make VB verson of java and c
>>291
Oh man Allen Iverson is my favorite basketball player!
That makes absolutely no fucking sense at all. You are confusing a lot of unrelated things.
.Net is not a programming language.
C# and VB.Net have similar capabilities but are not the same and the languages are fundamentally different.
C# is similar to the Java language, but closer to C++ than the Java language.
Many languages use the C style syntax, including Java. Java and C# are a long way from the C language.
.Net is similar to the Java platform but fundamentally contains more in many aspects.
You demonstrate a complete lack of understanding of the concets of Java, .Net and C.
OK, I'll instantly review a language with the same comprehention as that post.
INSTANT REVIEW: Ruby and Rails
Ruby Team make Smalltalk verson of Python and Perl
Fuck, that actually makes more sense than that nonsense.