Who of the following *chan celebrities would you like to have sex with the most? (73)

1 Name: IQ=85 05/01/07(Fri)13:51 ID:Heaven [Del]

  1. moot
  2. W.T. Snacks
  3. Shii
  4. !WAHa.06x36
  5. Squeeks
  6. Lain
  7. Thock
  8. Soviet Russia
  9. Dash Billions
  10. Joey
  11. Psaiyan

Please cast your vote! Only one vote for each DQN!

2 Name: IQ=85 05/01/07(Fri)18:11 ID:Heaven [Del]

If we vote Psaiyan do we get a threesome with Rei?

3 Name: IQ=85 05/01/07(Fri)18:26 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>2

Everything is possible on zombo.com teh internets

4 Name: !MUSu.23y56 05/01/07(Fri)20:46 ID:O24eTWL7 [Del]

I vote 4!

5 Name: Wheeker!NpHAcztVYA 05/01/07(Fri)22:31 ID:zgODNt6x [Del]

Man....they're all guys...wtf...so not fair

6 Name: IQ=85 05/01/07(Fri)22:43 ID:SiyJAs46 [Del]

>>5

It's a mansex thread!

7 Name: Null!Po/WoXEed. 05/01/08(Sat)01:34 ID:Heaven [Del]

4
lol !WAHa.06x36 has more than 100000 times as many votes as anyone else

8 Name: Wheeker!NpHAcztVYA 05/01/08(Sat)02:26 ID:3ZqBDQ3c [Del]

Wel..then...I vote for Lain...though im bias...hehe

9 Name: Inst 1993-09-4148 06:02 ID:z0he1GR/ [Del]

SoRu, duh. This thread is incredibly fucking insipid. Not in that funny manner of stupidity, just in a stupid manner of stupidity.

10 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4148 06:31 ID:KlDDk0hp [Del]

i vote 5 btw

11 Name: Shii Style!!M+2oTp8e 1993-09-4148 06:32 ID:nOzdjYHB [Del]

they're all male...

12 Name: Yaranaika Daddy!Sk2BCVSXEI 1993-09-4148 07:12 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>9
Well this thread is in dqn, duh.

>>5 >>11
THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!

13 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4148 07:21 ID:uRlRSQRT [Del]

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12. Wheeker

14 Name: Random!AboRDsJIEk 1993-09-4148 07:47 ID:fYJTHDT0 [Del]

7!, NO question about it

15 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4148 09:48 ID:Heaven

4! WAHa's awesome.

16 Name: Shii Style!!M+2oTp8e 1993-09-4148 23:24 ID:7IMad73r [Del]

i vote cracky chan

17 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4148 23:52 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>16

Of course you do, you widdle pedo!

18 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4149 01:28 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>17 year old's can't be pedo's.

19 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4149 01:44 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>18

Try to tell that to the police which I have reported to.
I set up a good friend of mine on Shii. My friend is among the
most prolific hackers in the western hemispheres. He knows
Shii's IP and he is as good as finished.

20 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4149 02:48 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>18

Look out, here comes an S!

21 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4149 05:18 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>19

So?

22 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4149 14:10 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>20
What?

23 Name: Shii!!M+2oTp8e 1993-09-4150 19:03 ID:p4nrUZHo [Del]

what's going on

25 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4151 05:21 ID:nNTXktZc [Del]

>>19
werds ''<

26 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4151 05:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

don't blame me, i voted for torture-cat chan

27 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4151 13:01 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>24

more like >>22 am I rite

28 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4151 13:42 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>28
lol

29 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4151 20:44 ID:uJVMKFRA [Del]

>>r
lol

30 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4167 09:45 ID:sSg+P8Gt [Del]

I VOTE 3
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE'S PROBABLY READING THIS THREAD
also i probably would anyway
AND I'm 17 SO IT'S LEGAL
HAH

31 This post sucked.

32 Name: Albright!LC/IWhc3yc 1993-09-4167 11:01 ID:+pfT5orO [Del]

>Religion: Atheist, Buddhist

wtf

33 Post deleted by user.

34 Name: Anonymous-san!Co7AbxP53Q 1993-09-4167 11:03 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>32

Buddhism isn't really a religion but more of a spiritual form of mental hygiene. It's understandable to mention it under personal religion(s), though and it's even compatible with atheism, as it doesn't include worship of any particular deity (Buddha is not a deity but an enlightened being).

35 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4167 13:00 ID:Heaven [Del]

Use Mental Floss to prevent Moral Decay :)

36 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4167 13:04 ID:ZAK3TE5p [Del]

who is !WAHa.06x36?

37 Name: Anonymous-san!Co7AbxP53Q 1993-09-4167 13:05 ID:Heaven [Del]

It would be neat to know whether Shii regards himself to be a follower of the Theravada, Mahāyāna or Vajrayāna school of Buddhism!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theravada
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahayana
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vajrayana

38 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4167 13:07 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>36

!WAHa.06x36 is Dag Ågren of Wakaba, Kareha and PerlHP fame!

<3 <3 <3 !WAHa.06x36

39 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4167 13:56 ID:Heaven [Del]

W.T Snacks had his 19th birthday on the 25th :D

40 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4167 14:14 ID:Heaven [Del]

12. Anonymous

41 Name: !WAHa.06x36 1993-09-4167 14:33 ID:Heaven [Del]

> Dag Ågren's personal website

lol not updating your web page ever

42 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4184 05:22 ID:Heaven [Del]

43 Name: I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE SOCIETY OF THE DQN 1993-09-4215 00:05 ID:sC4aUQ6R [Del]

Reviving an age-old thread.

44 Name: I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE SOCIETY OF THE DQN 1993-09-4215 03:32 ID:Heaven [Del]

why?

45 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4274 13:02 [no]

Reviving a sage-old thread.

46 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4274 18:59 [no]

why?

47 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4276 20:14 [no]

48 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4276 20:14 [no]

(from 1999)

49 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4276 20:22 [no]

I bet he worked out quite a lot since then!

50 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4277 11:17 [no]

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51 Name: Shii 1993-09-4428 17:31 [no]

>>37
I am an unaligned Buddhist. I consider all of the Eastern schools somewhat corrupt, and Japanese Buddhism especially so. When people start twirling wheels or chanting prayers for spiritual fulfillment you know you've gone wrong somewhere. On the other hand, I may simply be blind to the greater importance of rituals in religion.

It was pretty dumb to list that on my website. (although I am still guilty of crimes of vanity such as googling my name and posting in a thread about it)

52 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 19:59

REVIVING THREAD

53 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 20:44

sageing. old means shitty.. just look at any japanese bbs and you'll know what i mean.

54 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 23:17

Captain Obvious was a great poster. Too bad he stopped posting.

55 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4732 23:25

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56 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4732 23:37

omg shii-chan all the way in the ass

57 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4733 00:58

moot, snacks, billions, xenon

58 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4733 09:35

>>19

>>My friend is among the most prolific hackers in the western hemispheres.

If you only knew how many times i've heard that...

59 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4733 15:42

i sense a large presence of 4chan on DQN today

60 Post deleted by moderator.

61 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 18:22

I would have sex with WAHa.

62 Name: fart man's mom : 1993-09-4886 18:36

i would have sex with fart man!

oh wait i did

63 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 20:08

>>62
"fart man" is a girl, if you don't know.

64 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 20:16

>>63 is "fart man" if you didn't know.

65 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 20:49

Squeeks, Shii, possibly Joey if he's that cute gay guy.
I have no idea who Waha, lain, thock, psaiyan are..

But yes, my vote is for ksqueeks without a doubt. creepy internet guy, pets the naked photos She's hot.

66 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:25

snacka <3

67 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4886 21:32

because he's winter

68 Name: !F/pDqnVIpw : 1993-09-4886 21:46

Who?

69 Name: winter : 1993-09-4887 14:48

turns the sex on myself.

what?

70 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 16:54

Wait, what? Celebrities? On MY *chans?

71 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 17:05

Lain.

The only girl on the wired.

yes.

Lain for me only.

72 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4887 17:39

I want to have sex with that person who always talk in third person over at /love/

73 Name: SovietRussia!lM51PoudCg : 1993-09-5012 00:09

Selfcest plz

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