Nevada-tan / Cracky-chan Fanfic Thread (29)

1 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4166 10:02 ID:Heaven [Del]

>> lolocaust !rsvcwx6Axc 01/26/05(Wed)18:33 No.614060
There are Nevada-tan/Cracky-chan crossover fanfics?
>> lieu oh 01/26/05(Wed)18:33 No.614062
oh yes
>> lolocaust !rsvcwx6Axc 01/26/05(Wed)18:35 No.614068
I want.
>> 1 lieu oh 01/26/05(Wed)18:37 No.614076
Cranky drew Nevada close against the dank dimness of their lonely cell.
"Nevada-chan?" she asked.
"Just call me Nevada," the younger girl replied.
Cracky-chan smiled back. "Alright... Nevada. Do you think I'm cute?"
"Yeah," she said, blushing hotly. A feeling she had never felt before built down below.
"Like... cute enough to kiss?"
>> 2 lieu oh 01/26/05(Wed)18:37 No.614078
"As in... cute enough to do other things with?"
"No." Cracky-chan's expression shattered as she devolved into tears. 

Nevada-tan reached down with one hand, bringing Cracky-chan's head up to face her
own. "But there's something that could make you that way."

"What, what is it?" Cracky-chan sniffled.
"This." The razor blade slid through her throat quicly and cleanly and a red 

torrent gushed from the wound. Cracky-chan's mouth gaped open and closed
several times, like a fish, her eyes wide and uncomprehending, before she
collapsed slowly to the ground. A pool of crimson spread around her corpse.

"'Sup, 4chan," the younger girl mumbled. "Now, let's get down to business." 

She pulled off the clingy prison pants but did not let go of the razor...

2 Name: Anonymous-san!Co7AbxP53Q 1993-09-4167 10:33 ID:Heaven [Del]

I think I can post my story here:

It has been two months since I have found out about Cracky-chan's AIM sn.
Don't ask me how I did that, some things are better left untold. Anyway,
we got in contact, or rather: I contacted her and she responded. I tried to
be all cool and hurrhurr-in-cheek with her (if you know what I mean) but
of course she saw through my act from the start.
You can fool every other idiot on /b/ but you cannot fool Cracky-chan,
especially not when face to face (or should I say: P2P?). I am sure in the
few days that we were chatting for hours and hours she got a real good
idea of who I really was.
So one day while I was babbling away, trying to make myself look like the best
thing since sliced bread served with roast beef by talking about "those
fucking furries" and "that one new program I installed recently",
she interrupted me by saying: "Have you ever done anal?"

I was kinda put off and shocked at first. I am not going to tell you her
real age but a young girl approaching me like that just shocked me for
a second or two. Then I regained my cool and answered that yes, me
and my ex-gf tried it once but she didn't like that so that had been
the end of that. What came next had me baffled again: "Want to try

me: try again? you mean you and me?
her: no, you and your mom
me: lol what
me: so you really mean you and me?
me: hello?
her: yes, you and me, dumbass.
me: you're saying you'd let me do you up the ass?
her: more like you will let me do you up the ass
her: i already got the lube and the strap-on, you just gotta haul
your ass over here

It's kinda hard to make a decision when you're having a massive
hard-on without knowing what to do with it at first. So I want to say
that it wasn't really my decision when I packed my bit of shit together
and hopped into the next train. I pretty much knew from that moment
when I said "okay" (although I don't really remember that moment)
that I was completely hers. Trapped in a web of, yes, retarded internet
lust. I'll be the first to admit it. But I am sure most of you would have
done the same.

I've been living with her the last few weeks now. Sometimes we're
sleeping in her bed together but most of the time she makes me
sleep on the floor. The house itself is pretty big. Her parents aren't
there. I don't know where they are and I have never asked about
them. A lot of other people are coming and going, though. Some
are staying for a few days, vanish and come again later. Some of
them even post on /b/, but I won't disclose their identities.
I wouldn't want to make myself unwelcome here. I want to stay
close to Cracky-chan. I know she doesn't want me to get too close
to her, but I don't care as long as she lets me follow her for a
walk outside (the snow is so nice) and as long as I can spread my
ass cheeks for her to invade me.

I feel happy. Some of you may think that I am a sad sod, that I
am crazy for having let go of my appartment, my cheap job,
my so-called friends. I am with Cracky-chan and that is all that
matters to me. And when she holds me by the waist and furiously
thrusts that big black one into my bowels, I simply cannot ask
for anything more on earth.

3 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4170 11:11 ID:Heaven [Del]


4 Name: Befly 1993-09-4170 17:53 ID:aHsB+66L [Del]

thats fuckin GOLDEN

5 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4172 12:00 ID:aYgXOi6a [Del]

requesting more heartwarming stories, possibly including love initiated over the internet!

6 Name: IQ=85 1993-09-4172 12:15 ID:a8tMOLn/ [Del]

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7 Name: Anonymous-san!Co7ArOTpLQ!!pUKPM4BK 1993-09-4172 19:21 ID:PZoaSpD7 [Del]


'Sup same name-wrong tripcode buddy. 8)

8 Name: Anonymous-san!Co7A.7pfSM 1993-09-4172 20:38 ID:Heaven [Del]


My tripcode is as good as everybody else's, "Anonymous".

9 Name: Anonymous-san!Co7ArOTpLQ!!pUKPM4BK 1993-09-4173 03:54 ID:Heaven [Del]




10 Name: Anonymous-san!Co7A.7pfSM 1993-09-4173 09:59 ID:Heaven [Del]

A true Anonymous would never use a tripcode.

Also, get out of this thread and complain here instead:

11 Name: haha 1993-09-4177 05:11 ID:Heaven [Del]

Anonymous-san does not forgive!

12 Name: I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE SOCIETY OF THE DQN 1993-09-4220 20:00 ID:Heaven [Del]

Anonymous 03/21/05(Mon)14:19 No.891149

She's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.

13 Name: I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE SOCIETY OF THE DQN 1993-09-4220 20:30 ID:Sj3UJ6Jb [Del]

get the fuck off my internet, you cracky-chan hating monsters

14 Name: I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE SOCIETY OF THE DQN 1993-09-4220 21:29 ID:v8Z7PGI5 [Del]


Hehe, I wrote that one. English is not my native language, so please excuse the somewhat limited wording. Heil Cracky-chan!

15 Name: I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF THE SOCIETY OF THE DQN 1993-09-4222 02:49 ID:w2DEAVox [Del]


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22 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4273 17:06 [no]


Cut her throat from ear to ear? That doesn't even begin to make sense

23 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4277 21:53 [no]

I wanna be masturbated too

24 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4360 07:39 [no]


Ok, /b/, this is what happened...The other night I had this wierd ass dream:

I was looking at this bedroom with no lights and no door, and black painted walls; walls covered in bosnian-Goth-Emo shit and a few blacklight pics of shrooms and shit with a working blacklight, in fact the whole room was decorated in pseudo-gothic stuff. And apparently, hanging on the wall is a neon-orange Time Crisis 3 type plastic gun with the wierd perportions and all.

And then I see someone to my right. And it's Cracky-chan. Naked as a Jaybird, kinda scared looking, except wearing the ears and makeup so as to be noticable as her (and for some reason she wasn't lit like the room, she was sorta luminous). And then I see over her shoulder to my left (I wasn't IN the room, btw; it was like my eyes were a camera or something...) I see this old dude, like 60 or 70 dressed in emo Goth clothes (a black tee-shirt, spiked, dyed-black hair, and fat-bottomed JNCO's with blue flames on the bottom, and all that crappy pewter jewelry to be precise) and he's kinda hunched foreward, glaring at her from across the room.

Then I see past but in front of slappy on the wall and I see this movie poster that says "2008. Sean Bean. Batman Beyond." And it has Sean Bean (I shit you NOT!!!!) in all this black clothing, with Liquid-Snake'd hair with swirling red tattoographics around him all swirly...

And then it goes back to seeing Cracky and the dude in a panoramic, and he's saying "C'mon! Do it bitch!! You man enough?! Fuckin DO it, you fuckin bitch!!" And she -kinda scared looking and crying- walks to the wall and picks up the Namco TC2 gun and aims it at him. And he's all "You aint man enough, red! C'mon! Fucking DO it!" And I'm thinking 'She isnt gonna do anything, it's a plastic Namco Gun...And right then, she pulls the trigger in slo-mo, and the camera swings around the gun in slo-mo as the hammer pulls back and the chamber turns (it all of the sudden looks to be a revolver with like 9 shots), and the gun is fired, and the slo-mo follows the bullet as the gun goes off and hits dude square in the head, and he flies back-also in slow mo, and he's kinda hanging there, about a foot-and-a-half off the ground all Matrix style, but still moving and very dead from the bullet to the skull.

And right then, my phone rings and it's my friend James asking if I wanted to come over and play Gundam War.


25 Name: Not in Employment, Education or Training 1993-09-4360 15:51 [no]

Japan has fanart and/or fanfiction for everything, ever. Some of it is harder to find than others, but it's there. Yes, even the GI-Joe/Transformers/My Little Pony 3-way crossover slash porn you wished for as a pre-teen.

26 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4377 23:55 [no]


Yeah, it does.

27 Name: (-_-)さん!aHikkyNoyo 1993-09-4378 10:15 [no]

Note to all visitors from crackypedia: This is not a "4chan archive thread".


28 Name: Pooktaro 1993-09-4429 19:01 [no]

( ´∀`) internet

29 Name: C-zo 1993-09-4553 16:58 [no]

The cracky-chan phenomenon his dead. Long live cracky-chan

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