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950 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 19:26

(KUTV) AMSTERDAM - More than 200 airline passengers were forced to endure a seven-hour flight across the Atlantic Ocean while human sewage overflowed from the toilets – and seeped into the plane’s cabin, according to a Seattle news source.

The Continental Airlines flight was headed from Amsterdam to New Jersey on June 13. Approximately two hours into the flight, the crew discovered a problem with the lavatories and the pilot landed in Ireland for repairs, according to KING-TV in Seattle.

All passengers were forced to stay overnight in Ireland before boarding the same plane the next day and taking off for New Jersey. Immediately after the plane was airborne, sewage reportedly started overflowing from the toilets. But this time, the pilot was over the Atlantic Ocean and could not turn back.

951 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5042 19:59

春香たちの所属するモンデンキント、アイドルマスター課のアイドルチーム主任。
元アイドルマスターのお姉さんで、春香たちを優しくリードし、何かにつけて相談にも乗ってくれる。
冷静沈着。いつでも穏やかな表情を崩さない。

952 Name: : 1993-09-5042 23:57

Okay, hear me out here.
I'm pretty sure I've got Teletubbies figured out. And it's not a good thing for children.

So there's four of them right, and you never see any other Teletubbies in Teletubbyland. Leading me to believe that they're the last survivors of the clan.

They answer to this baby. When the baby wakes up, Teletubbies wake up. When baby goes to sleep, TELETUBBY BYE BYE. They are at the command of this infant. Who never ages season after season.

So why do they continue to defer to the wishes of their solar commander? Because this baby has promised them the fountain of youth. Clearly there's no other way it could stay a baby year after year, and as the last remaining Teletubbies they'd want to stay young forever. So they play the baby their videos, and the baby tells them to play them again, they'll do it. They'll do whatever the baby wants. Because even if they have a gender supposedly, they've got no genitals, and are therefore the end of the Teletubby line. So they'll wanna stay on Tubbyland for as long as possible

The Teletubbies have a slave, the only discernible girl (although she is cleaning equipment), Noo-Noo, who they intentionally abuse. Her sole purpose is to clean up Tubby Custard after the Teletubbies spill it, which they often seemingly do intentionally just so they can order Noo-noo to clean up after them.

IN CONCLUSION, WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING THE CHILDREN

Discuss;
-acid-trippy childrens shows (Boobahs, anyone?)
-how my conspiracy theory is better than Loose Change
-having a television installed in your stomach
-how tinky-winky is so totally homosexual propaganda
-having a sentient vacuum cleaner

953 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 11:33

falling in love with anime character

954 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 14:26

You have been banned from all boards for the following reason:

Personal information/call to invasion.

Your ban was filed on June 22nd, 2007, and expires on July 22nd, 2007, which is 30 days from now.

955 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 15:06

PreCL CS: Tier 3 Retail Cost Share

956 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5043 15:59

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957 Name:   : 1993-09-5043 20:17

 

958 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 03:04

Shounen, Seinen, Super Sentai

960 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 04:09

http://www.engadget.com/2007/06/05/asus-new-eee-pc-701-joins-the-laptop-lite-fray-with-a-bang/

961 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 05:07

It kinda sucks because the characters I feel the most for aren't generally likeable.

962 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 08:24

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963 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 12:11

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964 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 12:51

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965 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 16:36

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966 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 18:40

Thanks, this is a great tip! Makes things a lot easier. I have one question, though: is it possible to automate this in a way so that the drum roll gets progressively faster? I'm going for an effect that starts out like a normal drum roll but gets faster and faster until the point of glitchiness. I've tried automating the Arp's Rate parameter but it didn't give the effect I wanted.

967 Name: : 1993-09-5044 20:32

Saxon is such a camwhore.

In his photos he gets closer and closer to the screen.

Scary.

968 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5044 22:01

It's interesting to note that after the Police Academy team's adventure in Moscow, the authorities saw fit to let them back into their own country, where they went on to make Police Academy : The Series which is, believe it or not, even worse than this.

969 Name: : 1993-09-5044 22:24

In one of the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett, the Dance of the Seven Veils is parodied in a dance done by female city trolls, in which a female troll slowly puts on seven very thick blankets. As trolls customarily go about naked except for a small loincloth, troll males get very excited by the sight of female trolls in lots and lots of clothes.

970 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 00:25

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971 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 03:30

try the empires new grove. it funny and nice. let me knwo what you think
Peace & <3

972 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 03:38

( ´ω`) ...

973 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 04:39

BZZZ

974 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 04:42

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975 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 06:36

Good point...Keep listen to your shitty Hip-Hop Ya Know! Keep It Gangsta! Wigger.... <--- hahaha oh wow

976 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 06:51

977 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 14:08

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp

978 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 16:08

June 28th DreamQuest (2000) Rated NC-17 Hard-core porno heroine Jenna Jameson travels to an alternate universe to rescue fantasy from the clutches of an evil demon. Created by Halena Kays and Jonathan Mastro.

979 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 16:32

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980 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 18:29

981 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 18:37

fine....so posting evangelion unit 1 having butsex with the third angel its cool....

982 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 18:42

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983 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 18:45

Generally, I'm under the impression that most people are fucking idiots, and that I'm better than, say, 90% of people on the planet

984 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5045 18:47

whats with people and naked mortal combat? one of my friends was into playing mortal combat naked w/ his girlfriend too. there are better things to do naked people

985 Name: : 1993-09-5045 21:16

A slight shimmer in the air was the only warning they got before the alien materialized in the Hub.

Jack raised his hands automatically as his team pulled their weapons on the tall gray-green figure who'd unfortunately landed right beside him. "Hey, watch where you're pointing those things!"

He studied the alien, who was watching them all with disdain. He didn't look to be armed. They only thing he was carrying was a clipboard.

"So, welcome to Earth. To what do we owe the pleasure of this visit?" Jack cautiously lowered his hands and gave his most charming smile.

"Harkness, Captain Jack?" the alien inquired. "At least at the moment?"

"Well...yeah." Jack's smile disappeared. "You're looking for me specifically?"

"Yes. You're a manwhore, Harkness."

"Hey!" Jack protested, over Owen's splutter of laughter. Then he paused. "Okay, yeah. What's your point?"

"That's the point. You're a time-travelling, intergalactic himbo, and I just want you to know that I despise you thoroughly."

"You came all this way to say that?" Jack stared at the alien in disbelief. "Don't you want to take over the world or something while you're here?"

The alien shrugged, which was quite an accomplishment as he didn't have any shoulders. "What would I do with it if I did?" He looked down and ticked off a little box on his clipboard.

"I've often wondered the same thing," Ianto murmured under his breath. He cleared his throat as Jack glanced at him. "So, um, sir--"

"Wowbagger, the Infinitely Prolonged," the alien corrected him haughtily.

"Yes, sir. So, Mr. Prolonged, you're just going about randomly insulting people?"

"It's not random at all," Wowbagger replied, indicating the clipboard pointedly. "I became immortal strictly by accident and realized fairly soon that I'd need something to occupy the endless time at my disposal. So I decided to insult everyone in the universe."

"Everyone?" Tosh asked, her forehead wrinkling as she tried to work out the mechanics of that goal.

"Absolutely everyone. In alphabetical order."

"Hang on," Owen broke in. "You can't possibly do that. With all the people being born and dying--"

Wowbagger flipped a few pages on his clipboard. "Harper, Owen?"

"Yes..."

Wowbagger looked up at him. "Tempting," he muttered. "Very tempting..." He flipped the pages back over. "No, I'm sorry. I'd absolutely love to insult you at the moment and save time later, but I've got a streak going and I'm not going to ruin it."

He stepped back, to the spot he'd materialized on. "Not looking forward to seeing you soon at all," he remarked, and disappeared.

The team stared at the place he'd been, slowly holstering their weapons.

Ianto stepped closer to Jack. "Sir, perhaps we need to upgrade the Hub's teleportation alarms." He regarded Jack, who was looking off thoughtfully into the distance. "Sir?"

"I've just had an epiphany, Ianto," Jack declared.

"What, again, sir?"

"That alien, he had the right idea. You need a quest, a goal, to keep you entertained when you're going to live forever. Something to work towards. I don't think I'm going to bother with the alphabetical order, though."

"You want to insult everyone in the universe, sir?"

Jack grinned at Ianto as he moved closer, sliding his arms around Ianto's waist. "Well...insulting wasn't exactly what I had in mind."

987 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 06:41

http://pages.ivillage.com/amymtn/aoa/id5.html

988 Name:    : 1993-09-5046 10:05

"She is... Immortal. A thousand years old, and she cannot die. A creature of legend, like the Raven. A thief, who stole the Sun and the Moon. They sent a warrior to bring her back. He found her. Together they brought back light to the world. I was a cop. To me she was just a thief. Another day on the job. But she wasn't. She changed my life, changed... everything. And both of us knew from that moment on, nothing would ever be the same."

989 Name: The Case of the Bludgeoned Businessman : 1993-09-5046 15:57

Inspector Poon climbed the staircase that led to the study of one Hanson Winkle, noted pornographic philanthropist. He wheezed with the effort, pausing on the third step to catch his breath and rearrange the five cigarettes in his mouth, the smoke from which was getting in his eyes.

Winkle had been found dead earlier that afternoon, in a case so mysterious and bizarre that no one on the police force actually cared enough to solve it. With apathy reigning throughout the precinct, the mystery had fallen in the lap of Inspector Poon, who had been asleep at his desk when everyone else drew straws. He awoke later in the afternoon with a post-it note attached to his forehead containing the directions to the Winkle Estate, and several longish straws up his nose.

990 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5046 23:47

991 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 01:10

Well the basic principles of the Sound of Hand Clapping Over Ear stance involves the notion of pressure points. Along with your temple and eyes, your ear is one of the most deadliest places that you could apply pressure to. You see, our ear has inside it, a delicate membrane called the tympanic membrane. The function of this membrane is mainly to vibrate with sound waves that enter the ear. It is greatly important to keep the air pressure on either side of this membrane equal. Normally, this would be the job of the Eustachian tube. However in certain cases, the Eustachian tube is not effective enough to do such a job (ie. When the Sound of Hand Clapping Over Ear stance is applied). In this situation, when the disequilibrium of air pressure is allowed to continue, the tympanic membrane will be unable to handle such a strain and will rupture. Following this, the ossicles in the middle ear will collapse from the constant ringing, which escalates until the entire auditory system implodes. Internal bleeding will soon result, and the fate of the victim will be obvious then.

Such techniques are formidable weapons. You should only ever use them in the last resort situation, where you have to protect the ones you love. Use it wisely.

992 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 04:15

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993 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 06:10

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994 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 07:58

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995 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 14:11

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997 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 14:13

By TARA BURGHART, Associated Press Writer Sat Jun 23, 2:21 PM ET

CHICAGO - The woman with long, dark hair looks yearningly at the gold necklace in the window of a jewelry store. She fixates on the bling. There's some kind of disruption in the atmosphere. And then, the necklace is draped around her neck.

998 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 14:14

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999 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5047 14:15

Due to the nastyness of her vadge, only a solid diamond dildo can reach the trigger of the mine.

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