Post links to your favorite pics of shit, share your stories about awesome turds you squeezed out, fantasize about scat, all that good shit oh yeah!
I'll start, this made me loal:
http://img371.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11275093261082he.jpg
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Relevant: http://www.ratemypoo.com
No more people having shit to post?
http://img137.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11186399510983pg.jpg
I think this qualifies:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/shiroioji/114944.html
when i was in 8th grade, i ran out of toliet paper.
I then made sure no one was in the bathroom and tried to get some paper towel from the place you dry your hands. Of course, there was only a little left. in the other stall, someone had pissed all over the roll of toliet paper.
So what was I to do?
I peeked out the door. I looked both ways. THEN DASH! With my pants down and my destination 100 feet away, I ran passed classrooms and into the other bathroom. "phew", i thought, and whiped my ass.
You thought possibly staining your underwear by pulling them back up was worse than being seen running around school with your pants down?
>>5
This is indeed nasty shit. Thank you CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL for voyaging into scatological realms yet unknown.
Oh and I also suck cock, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
Here I lie in stinky vapor
Because some Bastard stole
the toilet paper.
Shall I lie, or shall I linger
or will I be forced...
To...
use...
my...
Finger.
>>5
WOW
here i sit, same as ever
took a dump, pulled the lever
the toilet clogged, the water flowed...
look out world! it's a mother load
Actual graffiti in the Microsoft bathroom:
1. Bill Gates Downloads Here
2. Do Not Flush Mouse Pads Down The Toilet
3. To Flush, Press Handle. You Do Not Need To Hold Control, Alt, And Delete At The Same Time.
4. For a good time, e-mail SUZIE@ohmygod/Im/about/tohave/an.org
5. Why can't Bill Gates get a date? Because he is MICROSOFT
6. MICROSOFT: Where Do You Want To Go Today? ... in the crapper!
7. Microsoft Speelchecker Rules!
8. Your mother is so fat, it takes 25 minutes to download a naked picture of her.
9. THE BASIC PROGRAM:
10: Enter
20: Lower Pants
30: Try Real Hard
40: If Nothing, Then goto 30
50: If something, Them goto 60
60: Wipe Butt
70: Exit10. Ray has a 3 1/2 inch floppy! -Carl
Carl still plays with his Wang! -Ray
Yeah, well you both still program in DOS -Fred
Byte Me! -Ray & Carl11. IBM we all BM
> Actual graffiti in the Microsoft bathroom
lies, it's from MAD magazine.
>>19
Lies? Yes. But they are entertaining lies.
Everything on the internet is thourghly fact-checked before its posted.
and posted, and posted, and re-posted, for many years
ugh. why did I read all of that?
You will like this:
http://img212.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pickachushit6ja.jpg
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Poop forum...
http://www.poopreport.com/phpBB/index.php
Poop stories...
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/index.html
Shit thread sure is shitty.
29 posts have past, and I still have not read about Veronica Moser, Joy Angeles, Popo club, Shiriclub, Mike and Brittanie, or anybody like that...
oh, and http://www.toiletstool.com/toilet has great stories by men who pretend to be women.
Also, in b4 tubgirl.
How do I get shiriclub magazines and discs into America without getting screwed? I asked at Joyangeles, and only got reminded of the trumped up charges our retarded government files.
http://neopets.com/neoboards/boardlist.phtml?board=17
This is my main hang.
Mmmkay, who took a dump in the urinal?! That sort of prank is inappropriate behavior! You might as well have dropped your deuce on Mr. Venezuela. Hey, this is no laughing matter!
