[POO] The Shit Thread [UNKO] (37)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4406 23:02 [no]

Post links to your favorite pics of shit, share your stories about awesome turds you squeezed out, fantasize about scat, all that good shit oh yeah!

I'll start, this made me loal:
http://img371.imageshack.us/my.php?image=11275093261082he.jpg

2 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4406 23:26 [no]

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3 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4407 00:39 [no]

4 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4411 17:45 [no]

5 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4411 23:15 [no]

6 Name: True Story 1993-09-4412 00:59 [no]

when i was in 8th grade, i ran out of toliet paper.
I then made sure no one was in the bathroom and tried to get some paper towel from the place you dry your hands. Of course, there was only a little left. in the other stall, someone had pissed all over the roll of toliet paper.

So what was I to do?

I peeked out the door. I looked both ways. THEN DASH! With my pants down and my destination 100 feet away, I ran passed classrooms and into the other bathroom. "phew", i thought, and whiped my ass.

7 Name: sage 1993-09-4412 04:57 [no]

You thought possibly staining your underwear by pulling them back up was worse than being seen running around school with your pants down?

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11 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4412 06:33 [no]

>>5
This is indeed nasty shit. Thank you CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL for voyaging into scatological realms yet unknown.

12 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4412 12:28 [no]

Oh and I also suck cock, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

13 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4413 09:27 [no]

14 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 12:23 [no]

15 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 17:47 [no]

Here I lie in stinky vapor
Because some Bastard stole
the toilet paper.

Shall I lie, or shall I linger
or will I be forced...

To...
use...
my...
Finger.

16 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 18:26 [no]

>>5
WOW

17 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4423 19:22 [no]

here i sit, same as ever
took a dump, pulled the lever
the toilet clogged, the water flowed...
look out world! it's a mother load

18 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 04:40 [no]

Actual graffiti in the Microsoft bathroom:

1. Bill Gates Downloads Here

2. Do Not Flush Mouse Pads Down The Toilet

3. To Flush, Press Handle. You Do Not Need To Hold Control, Alt, And Delete At The Same Time.

4. For a good time, e-mail SUZIE@ohmygod/Im/about/tohave/an.org

5. Why can't Bill Gates get a date? Because he is MICROSOFT

6. MICROSOFT: Where Do You Want To Go Today? ... in the crapper!

7. Microsoft Speelchecker Rules!

8. Your mother is so fat, it takes 25 minutes to download a naked picture of her.

9. THE BASIC PROGRAM:

   10: Enter
20: Lower Pants
30: Try Real Hard
40: If Nothing, Then goto 30
50: If something, Them goto 60
60: Wipe Butt
70: Exit

10. Ray has a 3 1/2 inch floppy! -Carl

   Carl still plays with his Wang! -Ray
Yeah, well you both still program in DOS -Fred
Byte Me! -Ray & Carl

11. IBM we all BM

19 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 06:21 [no]

> Actual graffiti in the Microsoft bathroom

lies, it's from MAD magazine.

20 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 17:10 [no]

>>19
Lies? Yes. But they are entertaining lies.

21 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 17:16 [no]

Everything on the internet is thourghly fact-checked before its posted.

22 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 17:54 [no]

and posted, and posted, and re-posted, for many years

23 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 19:26 [no]

>>5

ugh. why did I read all of that?

24 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4428 20:33 [no]

25 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4429 21:04 [no]

>>24
Kids love it!

26 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4430 09:29 [no]

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27 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4432 18:58 [no]

28 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4848 08:01

29 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4849 05:21

Shit thread sure is shitty.

30 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4852 01:57

29 posts have past, and I still have not read about Veronica Moser, Joy Angeles, Popo club, Shiriclub, Mike and Brittanie, or anybody like that...

oh, and http://www.toiletstool.com/toilet has great stories by men who pretend to be women.

31 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 15:15

32 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4856 15:18

Also, in b4 tubgirl.

33 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4875 17:42

How do I get shiriclub magazines and discs into America without getting screwed? I asked at Joyangeles, and only got reminded of the trumped up charges our retarded government files.

34 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 03:46

>>28
unkoppai

35 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 03:51

36 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4885 06:00

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37 Name: Mr. Mackey : 1993-09-4888 01:34

Mmmkay, who took a dump in the urinal?! That sort of prank is inappropriate behavior! You might as well have dropped your deuce on Mr. Venezuela. Hey, this is no laughing matter!

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