let's get 1000 by "My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by" (1024)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 21:52 [no]

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by".
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409 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:41

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 ( ・∀・) < Mon nom est Squeeks et je suis polyglotte
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410 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 22:30

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 ( ・∀・) < 나의 이름은 Squeeks 이고 나는 고양이를 먹는다 !
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411 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 22:35

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and google "language tools" sucks dick like the rest of those online translation tools!
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412 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 23:26

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 ( ・∀・) < Ceci Est Une Squeeks
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413 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 01:30

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 ( ・∀・) < Mup da doo Squeeks po mo gub dat tum muhfugen
 (つ   つ   bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga!
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414 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 01:53

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 ( ・∀・) < あたしの名はSqueeks
 (つ   つ   けど、ママで呼んでいいよ
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415 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 02:10

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 ( __ )  ディック which my name is Squeeks, as for this thread remaining like    
 ( ・∀・) < those "in with wannabe 1000" it allots in order to obtain, it inhales
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416 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 06:40

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is >>413 and I should go back to 4chan
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417 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 09:15

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 ( ・∀・) < 私のおっぱいは韓国のではありません。
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418 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 13:58

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 ( ・∀・) < My naimuzo Sukoikusu, anudo dizu turedu sukosu
 (つ   つ   rairkoro da resuto obu dozu "retzu getto 1000 bai"
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419 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:01

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and my chief export is Love.
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420 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:47

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 ( ゚ ヮ゚) < My name is...
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421 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:48

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 (  ゚ ヮ゚) < MITTENS!
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422 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 16:06

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 (  ゚ ヮ゚) < My name is Squeeks, and I like it when people post in my thread!
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423 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 17:50

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I contradict myself.
 (つ   つ   I'm vast, I contain multitudes.
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424 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 18:28

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I blink posting
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425 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 21:57

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and
 (つ   つ   text art mode sucks.
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426 Name: My name is Squeeks and : 1993-09-4573 22:09

427 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 23:47

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 ( ・∀・) < I have legally changed my name to Ufaweoixgxcx.
 (つ   つ   Please use this name from now on.
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428 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 01:50

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and >>425, is that why half the AA
 (つ   つ   on the page is in a different font all of a sudden?
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429 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 02:26

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and
 (つ   つ   yes.
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430 Name: 20 : 1993-09-4574 04:33

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and
 (つ   つ   lol, html.
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431 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 07:18

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 ( ・∀・) < Your name is Squeeks, and you express yourself
 (つ   つ   at the second person.
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432 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 07:42

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and
 (つ   つ   I'm going to Squeekxico with te donation money!
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433 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 10:23

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and
 (つ   つ   Squeekxico is a fabulous place to visit.
 | | |     Wish you were here!
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434 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 22:57

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and or2 is a poor excuse for orz.
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435 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 02:59

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436 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 03:42

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and >>435 is DQN (in a bad way.)
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437 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 04:05

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and >>436 is doing it wrong.
 (つ   つ   The proper reply is "BEEP".
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438 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 05:05

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and
 (つ   つ   BEEP
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439 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 09:53

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I like to do the
 (つ   つ   "Aristocrats" with my dad
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440 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 11:55

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 ( ・∀・) < im squeeks k
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441 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 13:44

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm a world-class Ballroom Dancer.
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442 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 18:26

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and SPRING is
 (つ   つ   Almost Here... NOW IS THE TIME to Show What You Have to
 | | |     Offer to the World Celebrating Our 10th Year
 (__)_) of Charity Emailings! Click to Advertise Your Site to 3,000,000 Internet Users

443 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 22:23

   人     
  (__)    My name is Squeeks, and Dear First Interstate Bank Customer,
  (__)    You have received this email because we have strong reasons
 ( __ )    to believe that your First Interstate Bank account had been
 ( ・∀・) < recently compromised.
 (つ   つ   Please login into your account at this link, which is a SSL
 | | |     secured connection:
 (__)_) <a href=3D"http://66.191.249.198/FirstInterState_OnlineBanking/index.htm">=
https://www.firstinterstatebank.com/profile_verification/index.htm</a>

444 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 22:43

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 < ・∀・> < Annyonghaseyo, my name is Squeeks-nida and I claim
 (つ   つ   this thread in the name of Corea!
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445 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 08:07

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 ( `д´) < My name is Squeeks, and the Coreans have stolen 444GET!
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446 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 09:23

        
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 ( ゚ ヮ ゚ )  < My name is MITTENS!
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447 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 11:13

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 < ・∀・> < Annyonghaseyo, my name is Squeeks-nida and Coreans don't
 (つ   つ   steal. Appologize!
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448 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 14:20

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi.
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449 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 14:53

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I can't tell the difference between Whizzo Butter and this dead crab.
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450 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 15:43

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I don't like SPAM!
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451 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 16:37

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 ( ・∀・) < Squeeks, is the name of me, and a Dick, this
 (つ   つ    fabric is giving licks, for an identity with
 | | |     regards to "All, we shall WANNABE obtain a 1000, as it such"
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452 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 18:56

( `ハ´)My name is squeeks, and don't mind me, I just need a couple of things from the kitchen...

453 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 20:01

, ,
(゚д゚)
ノヽノヽ =3 My name is Squeeks, and better out than in I always say.
  くく

454 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 20:04

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and where did
 (つ   つ    Darkpa take my W.T. Snacks? I want it back!
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455 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 20:05

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and sometimes I
 (つ   つ    eat because I'm happy too
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456 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 12:28

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 ( ・∀・) <My name is Squeeks, and I am wearing an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny
 (つ   つ    yellow polka-dot bikini.
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457 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 13:30

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 ( ・∀・) < My name isn't Squeeks. You have not seen me here.
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458 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 13:55

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and did you see me clearly?
 (つ   つ   Could you spot me in a parade? I don't think so.
 | | |    I could've been anybody.
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459 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 14:06

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Mudd.
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460 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 18:42

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is W.T. Snacks.
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461 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 18:45

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and Die, monster! You don't
 (つ   つ    belong in this world!
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462 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 19:58

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and >>1-462 are the
 (つ   つ    same person, ME!
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463 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 20:39

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and >>1-462 are imposters.
 (つ   つ   I am the real Squeeks.
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464 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:06

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I am wearing mittens.
 (つ   つ   
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465 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 22:08

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and walk with simplicity and
 (つ   つ   purity along the ancient path of our forefathers.
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466 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:00

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks junior and I
 (つ   つ       am growing more poop every day
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467 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:35

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and someone keeps
 (つ   つ   aging over 1000 threads.
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468 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:39

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and that Kareha bug has
 (つ   つ   been fixed!
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469 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 01:40

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and people use
 (つ   つ   the RSS feeds? Well I'll be damned.
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470 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 08:36

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is ..::sQu33ks::.. and I'm xtreme.
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471 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 13:05

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and you can't touch this.
 (つ   つ   
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472 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 14:09

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Sqeeks. There ain't none higher!
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473 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 14:24

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Sqeeks, short and stout,
 (つ   つ    This is my handle, this is my spout.
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474 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 17:29

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 ( ・∀・) < Zl anzr vf Fdhrrxf naq guvf guernq fhpxf qvpx
 (つ   つ    yvxr gur erfg bs gubfr jnaanor "Yrgf trg gb 1000 ol"
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475 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 17:35

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 ( ・∀・) < Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name!
 (つ   つ    But what's troubling you is the blinking of this frame! (ooh ooh!)
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476 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 19:03

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Sqeeks and V zhfg
 (つ   つ   or byq vs V xabj jung ebg13 vf
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477 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 19:06

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 ( ・∀・) < Will the real Squeeks please stand up?
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478 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 19:49

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm a stand-up guy.
 (つ   つ   
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479 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 19:51

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm addicted to
 (つ   つ   Swedish pop music from the 80's
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480 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:03

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm a BASIC kinda guy! 
 (つ   つ   
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481 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:31

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I like ABBA and FORTRAN, in that order.
 (つ   つ   
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482 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:08

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 ( ・∀・) <
 (つ   つ   
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483 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:51

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by".
 (つ   つ   
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484 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 23:52

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and all my base are belong to Bill Gates.
 (つ   つ   
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485 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 00:27

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and excuse me/don't excuse me,
 (つ   つ   I am making/not making the Doctor unhappy/happy.
 | | |    
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486 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 02:04

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 (; ・∀・) < My name is Freeks and I pretended
 (つ   つ   to be your brother so I
 | | |    could get into Darkpa's party.
 (__)_)   Sorry.

487 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 04:18

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I gotta go where the Bozos go.
 (つ   つ   
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488 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:07

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I seem to be out of vegemite.
 (つ   つ   I'm pretty sure I bought some just the other day.
 | | |    
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489 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:54

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and Once, I was the King of Spain.
 (つ   つ  
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490 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 22:08

   人     
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 ( ^∀^) < My name is Squeeks, and I... I.. I LOVE YOU!!!
 (つ   つ  
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491 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 22:18

 ,,,人_,,,人人_人人_,,人人
<                >
< Squeeksだ!2ゲットオオオオオオ!!!   >     _  _
∠                >  ____////
  ̄Y''' ̄Y ̄Y '''Y'' ̄YY ̄Y'''  /____  /  ___________________   _  _  _
         ∨          _____/ / /___________________/ ///// /
          ゜         /______/                /_/
   ゜   ゜    。
   /゛////_.. 〃   ゜
  く    ∧∧  ) ゛゛゛\,,_______ _,,  _ ...,,
   ゝ⊂(Д゚⊂ _`つ ......... ............................. ..............    ・…∵...・・ ・
   く  ....... .......... :::::::/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄'' ̄ ~"
  ゜ \,|'\゛∨  ̄゛ ~   ゜
      ゜  。  ゜  。

492 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 02:07

   人     
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 ( ^∀^) < My name is Squeeks and
 (つ   つ   this is the face of someone
 | | |    who wants to be anally raped
 (__)_)

493 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 02:26

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and just
 (つ   つ  drop the soap already.
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494 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 06:52

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and drop the tokamak idea already.
 (つ   つ  
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495 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 13:54

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I love my coffee.
 (つ   つ  
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496 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 16:36

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 ( ・∀・) < ............
 と    つ 
 (   ) 
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497 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 17:05

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I encourage you to recycle.
 (つ   つ  
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498 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 17:23

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I encourage you to vote.
 (つ   つ  
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499 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 17:24

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I encourage you drink heavily.
 (つ   つ  
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500 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 17:24

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I encourage you to 500GET.
 (つ   つ  
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501 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 18:01

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and would you like to see my teepee?
 (つ   つ   
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502 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 18:45

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I also have a wigwam.
 (つ   つ   People say I'm too tense.
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503 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 19:02

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and my name is Squeeks.
 (つ   つ  
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504 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 19:21

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and When Black Friday comes
 (つ   つ   I'll stand down by the door
 | | |   And catch the grey men when they dive from the fourteenth floor 
 (__)_) 

505 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 19:44

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm dancing in the clover with
 (つ   つ  the Sacred Heart.
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506 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 03:13

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and this "let's get 1000 by
 (つ   つ   'My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick
  | | |     like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to
 (__)_)  1000 by"'" sucks dick like the rest of those

                "let's get 1000 by 'My name is Squeeks and this                                 thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by"'"

507 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 10:02

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks Nano, but I can still handle
 (つ   つ    a lot of poop!
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508 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:35

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks Nani.
 (つ   つ    I poop a lot
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