let's get 1000 by "My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by" (1024)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 21:52 [no]

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by".
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463 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 20:39

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and >>1-462 are imposters.
 (つ   つ   I am the real Squeeks.
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464 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:06

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I am wearing mittens.
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465 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 22:08

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and walk with simplicity and
 (つ   つ   purity along the ancient path of our forefathers.
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466 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:00

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks junior and I
 (つ   つ       am growing more poop every day
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467 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:35

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and someone keeps
 (つ   つ   aging over 1000 threads.
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468 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:39

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and that Kareha bug has
 (つ   つ   been fixed!
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469 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 01:40

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and people use
 (つ   つ   the RSS feeds? Well I'll be damned.
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470 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 08:36

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is ..::sQu33ks::.. and I'm xtreme.
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471 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 13:05

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and you can't touch this.
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472 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 14:09

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Sqeeks. There ain't none higher!
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473 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 14:24

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Sqeeks, short and stout,
 (つ   つ    This is my handle, this is my spout.
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474 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 17:29

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 ( ・∀・) < Zl anzr vf Fdhrrxf naq guvf guernq fhpxf qvpx
 (つ   つ    yvxr gur erfg bs gubfr jnaanor "Yrgf trg gb 1000 ol"
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475 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 17:35

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 ( ・∀・) < Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name!
 (つ   つ    But what's troubling you is the blinking of this frame! (ooh ooh!)
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476 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 19:03

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Sqeeks and V zhfg
 (つ   つ   or byq vs V xabj jung ebg13 vf
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477 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 19:06

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 ( ・∀・) < Will the real Squeeks please stand up?
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478 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 19:49

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm a stand-up guy.
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479 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 19:51

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm addicted to
 (つ   つ   Swedish pop music from the 80's
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480 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:03

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm a BASIC kinda guy! 
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481 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:31

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I like ABBA and FORTRAN, in that order.
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482 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:08

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483 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:51

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by".
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484 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 23:52

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and all my base are belong to Bill Gates.
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485 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 00:27

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and excuse me/don't excuse me,
 (つ   つ   I am making/not making the Doctor unhappy/happy.
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486 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 02:04

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 (; ・∀・) < My name is Freeks and I pretended
 (つ   つ   to be your brother so I
 | | |    could get into Darkpa's party.
 (__)_)   Sorry.

487 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 04:18

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I gotta go where the Bozos go.
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488 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:07

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I seem to be out of vegemite.
 (つ   つ   I'm pretty sure I bought some just the other day.
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489 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:54

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and Once, I was the King of Spain.
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490 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 22:08

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 ( ^∀^) < My name is Squeeks, and I... I.. I LOVE YOU!!!
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491 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 22:18

 ,,,人_,,,人人_人人_,,人人
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< Squeeksだ!2ゲットオオオオオオ!!!   >     _  _
∠                >  ____////
  ̄Y''' ̄Y ̄Y '''Y'' ̄YY ̄Y'''  /____  /  ___________________   _  _  _
         ∨          _____/ / /___________________/ ///// /
          ゜         /______/                /_/
   ゜   ゜    。
   /゛////_.. 〃   ゜
  く    ∧∧  ) ゛゛゛\,,_______ _,,  _ ...,,
   ゝ⊂(Д゚⊂ _`つ ......... ............................. ..............    ・…∵...・・ ・
   く  ....... .......... :::::::/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄'' ̄ ~"
  ゜ \,|'\゛∨  ̄゛ ~   ゜
      ゜  。  ゜  。

492 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 02:07

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 ( ^∀^) < My name is Squeeks and
 (つ   つ   this is the face of someone
 | | |    who wants to be anally raped
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493 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 02:26

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and just
 (つ   つ  drop the soap already.
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494 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 06:52

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and drop the tokamak idea already.
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495 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 13:54

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I love my coffee.
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496 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 16:36

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497 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 17:05

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I encourage you to recycle.
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498 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 17:23

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I encourage you to vote.
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499 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 17:24

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I encourage you drink heavily.
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500 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 17:24

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I encourage you to 500GET.
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501 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 18:01

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and would you like to see my teepee?
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502 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 18:45

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I also have a wigwam.
 (つ   つ   People say I'm too tense.
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503 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 19:02

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and my name is Squeeks.
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504 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 19:21

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and When Black Friday comes
 (つ   つ   I'll stand down by the door
 | | |   And catch the grey men when they dive from the fourteenth floor 
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505 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4581 19:44

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm dancing in the clover with
 (つ   つ  the Sacred Heart.
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506 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 03:13

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and this "let's get 1000 by
 (つ   つ   'My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick
  | | |     like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to
 (__)_)  1000 by"'" sucks dick like the rest of those

                "let's get 1000 by 'My name is Squeeks and this                                 thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by"'"

507 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 10:02

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks Nano, but I can still handle
 (つ   つ    a lot of poop!
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508 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:35

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks Nani.
 (つ   つ    I poop a lot
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509 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:37

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is longSqueeks.
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510 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:38

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is not Squeeks at all.
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511 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:48

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 ( ・∀・) < The Squeeks who can be seen is not the true Squeeks.
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512 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 14:02

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and now I have a heart. Yay!
 (つ 心 つ  
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513 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 15:43

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and now I have a library. Yay!
 (つ 心図書館 つ  
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514 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 15:55

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 ( ・∀・) < There is no Squeeks.
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515 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 16:00

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I have a foreigner registration card!
 (つ 心 つ 【外国人登録証明書】
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516 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 17:30

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 ( __ )     My name is Squeeks and I'm going to sue because
 ( ・∀・) <  they wouldn't let a guy with a giant turd on his head
 (つ   つ    into the public bath.
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517 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 19:31

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and you won't even see it coming!
 (つ 犯す つ  
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518 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 19:38

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and 俺を犯人!
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519 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 21:39

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and 女を犯す!
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520 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 22:30

         ┌┐
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      | ( ゜Д゜) <My name is Squeeks, and I'm jook sing.
      |(ノi  |)
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      \_ヽ_,ゝ
        U" U

521 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 23:47

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and 勝利するのは
 (つ   つ  勇気ある者だ
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522 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 01:51

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and ????????????? ??????? ??
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523 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 03:47

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and lol parody
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524 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 03:48

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm gonna break your post over my knee
 (つ >>523つ then come over there and punch you in the face! 
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525 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 06:02

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I can beat up Mike Tyson.
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526 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 15:09

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 ( ・∀・) < あなたがマスターベーションする度に、神は子猫を殺す
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527 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 16:16

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528 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:10

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 ( ・∀・) < あなたがその性交する絵を記入するごとに、神はDomo-kunを殺す
 (つ>>526
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529 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:10

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and >>527 is a filthy lie!
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530 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:34

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I love to type with my newly installed IME input and pretend I know so much about foreign languages but the truth is i'm just a fucking idiot who doesn't know the difference between learning and phrase copying.
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531 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:47

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 ( ・∀・) < Err... >>530, 私のおっぱいは韓国のではありません?
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532 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:55

harsh, lol, I like it

533 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:56

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I like it harsh!
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534 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 01:53

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I enjoy talking to myself!
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535 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 04:56

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and penis penis penis penis penis
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536 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 11:59

ペニス ペニス

537 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 14:17

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  .,.',ゝ`ニ-‐ 7,{:::l::::ll|:l;:::! .N}⊥[ト、リ !:::;;l]!ノl.イ:;l|;ll]:l|l] l!.!| |
 〈〈     〃/;ゝ{ヽ!{::|N. ,イ|!i;;::.| `  ノ:/ィiTl |:}:|!:!ノソ  ノ.ノ
  ヽヽ、 /' ///:l|:::::`::|li.  ゞニ:ソ   '´  li;ソ.'ノ:l|:il'i'" ,. '/
   \_'/,:'://::::l|::i:::::|:|l:  .:::::::.       `'':::/:|l:ll|::!// 
    ., ', i::://i::::::l|::l::::l|:l|i          `  /:i:|!:ll|::| '´   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    // {//l|:l::::i:l|;:|;:::l|i:l|i\     -  ,.イl!:l!:!:ll! l!   <  My name is Squeeks
   .{ { //ゞi|;l|;::l;l|i:|;:::l||:l|i, ` 、   . i|! |:l|:|ノ:l|! }}    | and I'm always blushing.
    ヽヽ/ ` !:lゞゞl|ヽlゞゞ.. _ ..i,´レ ' ノ 'レ }:ノ !'     \______
    ,'\\     ,く<` ' ー- ‐ ;'ニヽ`ヽ 、/./ ヽヽ
     { { ', }   ,.'   `丶、 `ー" ヽ: : llヽ  ヽヽ
    !. ! l/    〃         \ .._ ,..ゝ、:ll::ト、  } }

538 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 19:35

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I escaped the worst of the cyclone.
 (つ   つ
 | | |    
 (__)_)

539 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 20:24

      _____
     /∧_∧ \ 
   ./  < *´Д`)、 `、
  / /\ \つ  つ、ヽ
  | |  ,\ \ ノ  | | < My name is Cyclone, and I failed to kill Squeeks.
  ヽヽ  レ \ \フ / /  I failed it miserably.
   \[SQUEEKS]' /
    ヽ、 __,, /

540 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 22:07

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and it's almost Spring.
 (つ   つ
 | | |    
 (__)_)

541 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 00:10

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and love will be in the air.
 (つ   つ
 | | |    
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542 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 05:36

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and cum will be in my hair.
 (つ   つ
 | | |    
 (__)_)

543 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 14:45

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and hey nonny nonny!
 (つ   つ
 | | |    
 (__)_)

544 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 16:13

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    My name is Squeeks and I wouldn't know a
 ( ・∀・) < clever plan if it danced naked on a table
 (つ   つ   singing "Clever plans are here again."
 | | |    
 (__)_)

545 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 16:51

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm as happy as the Frenchman who
 (つ   つ invented self-removing trousers.
 | | |    
 (__)_)

546 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 19:07

   人      
  (__)     
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I... am the Scarlet Pimpernel.
 (つ   つ   
 | | |    
 (__)_)   

547 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 21:25

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and do you want to please her with
 (つ   つ    your manh0od? Onl1ne phar macy 100%secure for
 | | |    V1AGRA guarantee d erect1on or ref unded!
 (__)_)

548 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 21:29

 _, -‐ ' ´ ̄ ̄ ¨ヽ
     , -'´:. :. :. :. :. :. ___」
   /:. :. :. :. _, - ' ´ ,r'´ ゙̄ヽ
  く:. :. :. :, -' , -‐ '´__
   ヽ/_, -'´, -ォi'¨´  \ ヽ \
    ,ゝ':. :./  /|lト、   ヽ \ ヽ ',
   \/    |-!|ー\、  \ ト、! i
     l:::: i:: l┬::cr ヽヽ┬crl| l
     l:::: l:: l l:::::::j     l::::j {!|
     ';:::l ト:⊂⊃‐       ‐⊂: ! < Boku wa Squeeks.
      '、:ヽ:| ヽ|      _   ノ l
        ヽ lト、          / /
         l ト从 ー┐ r‐:::イ:/::/
         ヽ| Vィ´ {X}ik'´l/!'´
            /: i_lil__|:i
          i: : :l:::::ヒj::l」
           /ーイ::::::i::::l|
          /  //ヽハ/li
        {!  j/: : : :, : :l}
        ゞ=イ: : : : j: : :!'
             トーイiーイ
             l  / l  l
            /ーl /ーj_
           ノ{X}」 |<込ゝ、
          {ヽ-- '}'ー――'゙
          ゙ー一"

549 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 12:41

      _,,,......,,__
  /_~ ,,...:::_::;; ~"'ヽ
 (,, '"ヾヽ  i|i //^''ヽ,,)
   ^ :'⌒i    i⌒"
      |( ´∀`) < My name is Squeeks, and I am what I eat.
      |(ノ   |つ
      |     |
     ⊂ _ ノ
       ""U

550 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 14:19

      _,,,......,,__
  /_~ ,,...:::_::;; ~"'ヽ
 (,, '"ヾヽ  i|i //^''ヽ,,)
   ^ :'⌒i    i⌒"
      |( ´∀`) < My name is Mai-chan and no matter how hard
      |(ノ   |つ  I work, the world continues to be against me.
      |     |
     ⊂ _ ノ
       ""U

551 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 15:43

 人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks anWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 
 (つ   つ   
  | | |  
 (__)_)

552 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 16:37

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and i found 5 million yen in trash.
 (つ   つ    
 | | |    
 (__)_)

553 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 17:32

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm a lucky dog!
 (つ   つ    
 | | |    
 (__)_)

554 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 17:33

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is SAITAMA and all your SAITAMA
 (つ   つ   are belong to SAITAMA
 | | |    
 (__)_)

555 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 17:40

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm ribbed for her pleasure!
 (つ   つ    
 | | |    
 (__)_)

556 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 18:48

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm like a million tiny little fingers.
 (つ   つ    
 | | |    
 (__)_)

557 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 20:42

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and TRON is Amaterasu as it be from 0.
 (つ   つ    
 | | |    
 (__)_)

558 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 20:49

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I want to run TROM OS on my MAC OSX.
 (つ   つ    
 | | |    
 (__)_)

559 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 22:10

   ∧ ∧___  ダッコ♪
   /(*゚ー゚) /\
 /| ̄∪∪ ̄|\/
   |        |/
     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    ∧ ∧___ My name is しぃ and this thread sucks dick
   /(*゚ー゚) /\
 /| ̄∪∪ ̄|\/
  |  しぃ   |/
     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

560 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 22:23

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and NO U
 (つ   ☞    
 | | |    
 (__)_)

561 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 22:30

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I just got a new SIG!
 (つ   ☞    
 | | |    
 (__)_)
---
NED

562 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 22:38

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and HEY, hybrid american!
 (☞   ☞    
 | | |    
 (__)_)

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