let's get 1000 by "My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by" (1024)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4418 21:52 [no]

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread sucks dick like the rest of those wannabe "Lets get to 1000 by".
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519 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 21:39

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and 女を犯す!
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520 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 22:30

         ┌┐
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      | ( ゜Д゜) <My name is Squeeks, and I'm jook sing.
      |(ノi  |)
      |  i  i
      \_ヽ_,ゝ
        U" U

521 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 23:47

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and 勝利するのは
 (つ   つ  勇気ある者だ
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522 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 01:51

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and ????????????? ??????? ??
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523 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 03:47

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and lol parody
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524 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 03:48

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm gonna break your post over my knee
 (つ >>523つ then come over there and punch you in the face! 
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525 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 06:02

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I can beat up Mike Tyson.
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526 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 15:09

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 ( ・∀・) < あなたがマスターベーションする度に、神は子猫を殺す
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527 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 16:16

                             }.}
                ,. .:-::':::::: ̄:::`:::::ー.//
                 ,. :' .: .:: ::::::.:::::.:::::::::::::ノ:.'::`;;,,.、
           /,.へ: : .: .:.::::::;:'`:::::::::::::::::',::::;;;;;;;ヽ
    ,. 〜、   ,:' , ' : : .: , ': .:/::: :::: ::::::::::::::l:::::;;;;;ヽ;;ヽ
   / '⌒ヽ\ ,'.:/:.,: , , : 〃,' : l l!.:l:l.}:: :: ::i::l:l ::l::l;;;;;;|l:lヽ
 / '     i:ヾ:;:: ,': ,' : i l.i :l. l i i!:! ! } : : :i!:!:i :}:.i:::',:l|:ill
くく.    , ,'.ニ,ニ{::;i:::il:::l:..::|.|:.! {!.l. !.|!l:.| |l : l|l :il .:l|::l}::l}:|li ll:}
 \ 、,.'/ __ ,,.!::!::;|::ll|::|::::l l`トl、;l::!:|:l |l |:...;;i|l:::l|::;l|:;l|!:l|::|l}.l|.!ヽ
  .,.',ゝ`ニ-‐ 7,{:::l::::ll|:l;:::! .N}⊥[ト、リ !:::;;l]!ノl.イ:;l|;ll]:l|l] l!.!| |
 〈〈     〃/;ゝ{ヽ!{::|N. ,イ|!i;;::.| `  ノ:/ィiTl |:}:|!:!ノソ  ノ.ノ
  ヽヽ、 /' ///:l|:::::`::|li.  ゞニ:ソ   '´  li;ソ.'ノ:l|:il'i'" ,. '/
   \_'/,:'://::::l|::i:::::|:|l:  .:::::::.       `'':::/:|l:ll|::!// 
    ., ', i::://i::::::l|::l::::l|:l|i          `  /:i:|!:ll|::| '´   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    // {//l|:l::::i:l|;:|;:::l|i:l|i\     -  ,.イl!:l!:!:ll! l!   <  My name is Squeeks
   .{ { //ゞi|;l|;::l;l|i:|;:::l||:l|i, ` 、   . i|! |:l|:|ノ:l|! }}    | and I love Ribbons!
    ヽヽ/ ` !:lゞゞl|ヽlゞゞ.. _ ..i,´レ ' ノ 'レ }:ノ !'     \______
    ,'\\     ,く<` ' ー- ‐ ;'ニヽ`ヽ 、/./ ヽヽ
     { { ', }   ,.'   `丶、 `ー" ヽ: : llヽ  ヽヽ
    !. ! l/    〃         \ .._ ,..ゝ、:ll::ト、  } }

528 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:10

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 ( ・∀・) < あなたがその性交する絵を記入するごとに、神はDomo-kunを殺す
 (つ>>526
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529 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:10

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and >>527 is a filthy lie!
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530 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:34

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I love to type with my newly installed IME input and pretend I know so much about foreign languages but the truth is i'm just a fucking idiot who doesn't know the difference between learning and phrase copying.
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531 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:47

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 ( ・∀・) < Err... >>530, 私のおっぱいは韓国のではありません?
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532 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:55

harsh, lol, I like it

533 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:56

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I like it harsh!
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534 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 01:53

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I enjoy talking to myself!
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535 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 04:56

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and penis penis penis penis penis
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536 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 11:59

ペニス ペニス

537 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 14:17

                             }.}
                ,. .:-::':::::: ̄:::`:::::ー.//
                 ,. :' .: .:: ::::::.:::::.:::::::::::::ノ:.'::`;;,,.、
           /,.へ: : .: .:.::::::;:'`:::::::::::::::::',::::;;;;;;;ヽ
    ,. 〜、   ,:' , ' : : .: , ': .:/::: :::: ::::::::::::::l:::::;;;;;ヽ;;ヽ
   / '⌒ヽ\ ,'.:/:.,: , , : 〃,' : l l!.:l:l.}:: :: ::i::l:l ::l::l;;;;;;|l:lヽ
 / '     i:ヾ:;:: ,': ,' : i l.i :l. l i i!:! ! } : : :i!:!:i :}:.i:::',:l|:ill、
くく.    , ,'.ニ,ニ{::;i:::il:::l:..::|.|:.! {!.l. !.|!l:.| |l : l|l :il .:l|::l}::l}:|li ll:}
 \ 、,.'/ __ ,,.!::!::;|::ll|::|::::l l`トl、;l::!:|:l |l |:...;;i|l:::l|::;l|:;l|!:l|::|l}.l|.!ヽ
  .,.',ゝ`ニ-‐ 7,{:::l::::ll|:l;:::! .N}⊥[ト、リ !:::;;l]!ノl.イ:;l|;ll]:l|l] l!.!| |
 〈〈     〃/;ゝ{ヽ!{::|N. ,イ|!i;;::.| `  ノ:/ィiTl |:}:|!:!ノソ  ノ.ノ
  ヽヽ、 /' ///:l|:::::`::|li.  ゞニ:ソ   '´  li;ソ.'ノ:l|:il'i'" ,. '/
   \_'/,:'://::::l|::i:::::|:|l:  .:::::::.       `'':::/:|l:ll|::!// 
    ., ', i::://i::::::l|::l::::l|:l|i          `  /:i:|!:ll|::| '´   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    // {//l|:l::::i:l|;:|;:::l|i:l|i\     -  ,.イl!:l!:!:ll! l!   <  My name is Squeeks
   .{ { //ゞi|;l|;::l;l|i:|;:::l||:l|i, ` 、   . i|! |:l|:|ノ:l|! }}    | and I'm always blushing.
    ヽヽ/ ` !:lゞゞl|ヽlゞゞ.. _ ..i,´レ ' ノ 'レ }:ノ !'     \______
    ,'\\     ,く<` ' ー- ‐ ;'ニヽ`ヽ 、/./ ヽヽ
     { { ', }   ,.'   `丶、 `ー" ヽ: : llヽ  ヽヽ
    !. ! l/    〃         \ .._ ,..ゝ、:ll::ト、  } }

538 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 19:35

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I escaped the worst of the cyclone.
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539 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 20:24

      _____
     /∧_∧ \ 
   ./  < *´Д`)、 `、
  / /\ \つ  つ、ヽ
  | |  ,\ \ ノ  | | < My name is Cyclone, and I failed to kill Squeeks.
  ヽヽ  レ \ \フ / /  I failed it miserably.
   \[SQUEEKS]' /
    ヽ、 __,, /

540 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 22:07

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and it's almost Spring.
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541 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 00:10

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and love will be in the air.
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542 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 05:36

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and cum will be in my hair.
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543 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 14:45

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and hey nonny nonny!
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544 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 16:13

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 ( __ )    My name is Squeeks and I wouldn't know a
 ( ・∀・) < clever plan if it danced naked on a table
 (つ   つ   singing "Clever plans are here again."
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545 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 16:51

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm as happy as the Frenchman who
 (つ   つ invented self-removing trousers.
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546 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 19:07

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I... am the Scarlet Pimpernel.
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547 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 21:25

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and do you want to please her with
 (つ   つ    your manh0od? Onl1ne phar macy 100%secure for
 | | |    V1AGRA guarantee d erect1on or ref unded!
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548 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 21:29

 _, -‐ ' ´ ̄ ̄ ¨ヽ
     , -'´:. :. :. :. :. :. ___」
   /:. :. :. :. _, - ' ´ ,r'´ ゙̄ヽ
  く:. :. :. :, -' , -‐ '´__
   ヽ/_, -'´, -ォi'¨´  \ ヽ \
    ,ゝ':. :./  /|lト、   ヽ \ ヽ ',
   \/    |-!|ー\、  \ ト、! i
     l:::: i:: l┬::cr ヽヽ┬crl| l
     l:::: l:: l l:::::::j     l::::j {!|
     ';:::l ト:⊂⊃‐       ‐⊂: ! < Boku wa Squeeks.
      '、:ヽ:| ヽ|      _   ノ l
        ヽ lト、          / /
         l ト从 ー┐ r‐:::イ:/::/
         ヽ| Vィ´ {X}ik'´l/!'´
            /: i_lil__|:i
          i: : :l:::::ヒj::l」
           /ーイ::::::i::::l|
          /  //ヽハ/li
        {!  j/: : : :, : :l}
        ゞ=イ: : : : j: : :!'
             トーイiーイ
             l  / l  l
            /ーl /ーj_
           ノ{X}」 |<込ゝ、
          {ヽ-- '}'ー――'゙
          ゙ー一"

549 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 12:41

      _,,,......,,__
  /_~ ,,...:::_::;; ~"'ヽ
 (,, '"ヾヽ  i|i //^''ヽ,,)
   ^ :'⌒i    i⌒"
      |( ´∀`) < My name is Squeeks, and I am what I eat.
      |(ノ   |つ
      |     |
     ⊂ _ ノ
       ""U

550 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 14:19

      _,,,......,,__
  /_~ ,,...:::_::;; ~"'ヽ
 (,, '"ヾヽ  i|i //^''ヽ,,)
   ^ :'⌒i    i⌒"
      |( ´∀`) < My name is Mai-chan and no matter how hard
      |(ノ   |つ  I work, the world continues to be against me.
      |     |
     ⊂ _ ノ
       ""U

551 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 15:43

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks anWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 
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552 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 16:37

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and i found 5 million yen in trash.
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553 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 17:32

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm a lucky dog!
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554 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 17:33

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is SAITAMA and all your SAITAMA
 (つ   つ   are belong to SAITAMA
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555 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 17:40

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm ribbed for her pleasure!
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556 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 18:48

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I'm like a million tiny little fingers.
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557 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 20:42

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and TRON is Amaterasu as it be from 0.
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558 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 20:49

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I want to run TROM OS on my MAC OSX.
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559 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 22:10

   ∧ ∧___  ダッコ♪
   /(*゚ー゚) /\
 /| ̄∪∪ ̄|\/
   |        |/
     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    ∧ ∧___ My name is しぃ and this thread sucks dick
   /(*゚ー゚) /\
 /| ̄∪∪ ̄|\/
  |  しぃ   |/
     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

560 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 22:23

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and NO U
 (つ   ☞    
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561 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 22:30

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I just got a new SIG!
 (つ   ☞    
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---
NED

562 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 22:38

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and HEY, hybrid american!
 (☞   ☞    
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563 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 02:52

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks.
 (つ ゚々゚) < Quaid, start the Reactor!   
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564 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 09:08

        人     
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      ( ^ω^) < My name is Squeeks and BU-N
⊂二二二(    )二⊃    
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565 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 14:50

.: : : : : : : : :: :::: :: :: : ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
    . . : : : :: : : : :::: :: ::: : :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
   . . .... ..: : :: :: ::: :::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
        Λ_Λ . :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: <Oh, dear God. I just realized that I'm Squeeks!
       /:彡ミ゛ヽ;)ヽ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 
      / :::/:: ヽ、ヽ、 ::i .::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
      / :::/;;:   ヽ ヽ ::l: .:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
 ̄ ̄ ̄(_,ノ  ̄ ̄ ̄ヽ、_ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

566 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 15:20

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks
 (つ   つ    
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567 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 17:05

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I forgot the punchline
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568 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 17:16

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I went to 4chan to see 6mil.
 (つ   つ   But then I saw this and came back
 | | |    http://zip.4chan.org/a/res/388089.html
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569 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 19:10

>>568

Cool! I'm gonna make that my avatar!

570 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 19:13

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am a Naruto fan.
 (つ   つ   
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571 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 19:24

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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and gtfo >>570, One Piece is obviously superior
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572 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 19:54

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and gtfo >>571, Rozen Maiden is obviously superior
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573 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 19:54

   人     
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 ( °ワ°) < Inu Yasha!
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574 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 01:10

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and gtfo >>572, you obviously really like naruto since you can't understand the joke.
 (つ   つ   
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575 Name: Anonymous : 1993-09-4589 09:36

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeek Shady.
 (つ   つ   
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576 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 15:34

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and where's the kitchen?
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577 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 17:03

      ___      
     く/',二二ヽ> 
     |l |ノノイハ)) 
      |l |リ ゚ 3゚) I am Squeeks desu!
     ノl_|(l_介」).|  
    ≦ノ`ヽノヘ≧   
    ミく二二二〉ミ 

578 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 17:13

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and >>1-578 are DQN.
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579 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 18:06

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I lost my arms in VietIraq, won't you spare a dime?
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580 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 18:28

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm the real deal.
 (つ   つ   
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581 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 18:49

   ´´´´
 (・∀・ ) < My name is Squeeks and I am the real deal!
(つ   )   
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582 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 18:53

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is My name is Squeeks.
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583 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 20:21

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and insert joke here.
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584 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4589 21:26

   人     
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 ( ・O・) < My name is Squeeks, and cock goes where?
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585 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 11:27

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 ( ・O・) < My name is Squeeks, and I take it up the nose.
 (つ   つ   
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 (__)_)

586 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 16:51

   人     
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  (__)    
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and please read this thread in a well lit room.
 (つ   つ   
 | | |    
 (__)_)

587 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:49

   人     
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  (__)    
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I am the Emperor of Ice Cream.
 (つ   つ   
 | | |    
 (__)_)

588 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 21:56

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and this is the rhythm of the night.
 (つ   つ   
 | | |    
 (__)_)

589 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 22:30

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I am an alcoholic.
 (つ   つ   
 | | |    
 (__)_)

590 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 22:32

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is SQUEEKS, and this THREAD sucks DICK.
 (つ   つ   
 | | |    
 (__)_)

591 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 23:28

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Dick, and this thread sucks Squeeks
 (つ   つ   
 | | |    
 (__)_)

592 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4590 23:30

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm a thalidomide baby!
 (   つ)   
 (__)_)

593 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 00:09

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is DQN and I don't know what a thalidomide baby is!    
 (__)_)

594 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 01:48

   人     
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  (__)    
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I'm here to speaks!
 (つ   つ   
 | | |    
 (__)_)

595 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 02:31

   人     
  (__)    
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and by reading this post
 (つ   つ    you agree that you are over 18 and give  
 | | |       up your right to a worksafe environment.
 (__)_)

596 Name: 202.162.18.252 : 1993-09-4591 02:44

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < fusianasan
 (つ   つ      
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 (__)_)

597 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 02:48

   人     
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 ( ・∀・) < Fuzzy Asian what?
 (つ   つ      
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 (__)_)

598 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 03:51

   人     
  (__)    
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 ( ・∀・) < cockthirsty
 (つ   つ      
 | | |       
 (__)_)

599 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 03:52

    ||
 ノ⌒||^ヽ
彡/‖ ̄ ヽ < My name is Rachel, and Squeeks broke up with me. :(
 | |`====′
 | |__|
 凵 ##ヽ
 ∪###ゝ
  ^T TT´
   | ||
   「 「 |
   し'し'

600 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 03:54

    ||
 ノ⌒||^ヽ
彡/‖ ̄ ヽ < If I was alive, I'd be all over 600GET.
 | |`====′
 | |__|
 凵 ##ヽ
 ∪###ゝ
  ^T TT´
   | ||
   「 「 |
   し'し'

601 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 03:55

   人     
  (__)    
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I think
 (つ   つ    fusianasan is cool
 | | |       
 (__)_)

602 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 04:23

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I think
 (つ   つ    fusianasan is cool, even though
 | | |     I'm not really sure what it is!       
 (__)_)

603 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 04:48

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I am
 (つ   つ    the inventor offusianasan btw.
 | | |            
 (__)_)

604 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 07:31

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I wouldn't use
 (つ   つ    fusianasan as my name!
 | | |     
 (__)_)

605 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 08:39

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this thread
 (つ   つ    is brought to you by the following sponsors:
 | | |       Squeeks
 (__)_)     and posters like you.

606 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 12:02

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I think kissing a boy
 (つ   つ    who smokes is like kissing an ashtray. Teehee.
 | | |       
 (__)_)

607 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 14:18

   人     
  (__)    
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 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < 
 (つ   つ    
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608 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 14:24

    ,, -−'" ̄`"'ソノ、    
  /彡::::::ミ::::::::::::::::彡  
 /:::::::::,r'"~ヾ)゙ヾヽ)::ヽ
. i:::::::::シ:::..        l::|
 l:::::イ:: "'==、ハ,=="ソ   
 {V::  =・=` ':-・=' 〈 
 ヽ_:::::    , ヽ   |      ____________ 
.. ヽl::::::     `ー´   .'    /
   |: 、:::  , -−-、 /   <  My Name is Squeeks, and I play Shortstop.
 ,,-|::::::ヽ、.. ''"'' __/     \
'" (ヽ、_   ̄´ ̄,ノ)ヽ'ー、_    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ 
   ー、_ ̄''" ̄ノ      ̄ヽ
     `'ー、,ノ´       i  \
       ::|         ヾ   ヽ
  ,r',ニヽ  :::|      ,-,_   }:     ヽ
  //  '´ __,、cー-7 / 0 )   l::     /ヽ
 i. l  _,( 0 (ノ/7ι//'"´))   |:::     /  ,}
  '、ー',ノ`ニ゙ニ´-~イ_/=='´  イ::   /  __)
    ̄,r'" ,r'"~´  ∠~|    ノヾ,,/_,-´/
    ⌒ー' ::|     ||   i / ̄    /
        :::|     r__コ  く l/      /

609 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 14:33

      /|||||ll|||lll川l \
     /ll川川|||ll|||||||川リヘ
    k|川川Wリノリノノi川川
    .i|||||||ノill\リ'ソ ノ/ч||
    lll|川ノ ´【】`, '【】`, yll|  < You.... you're Squeeks, aren't you?! gasp
    .|l|( j ^  ̄  ゝ ̄^ {l |i
    i|l||人 u  n  "人ll||   ○^ヽ
   rщ《《 ゝ .、_ ./》》》/ヽ、(つUノノ
 γ| ヘヘ《《ーーー→》》》//  γ[~ー~]
  | .i. ヾ巛  ,,,  》/_/  ノ  ̄ ̄)

610 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 15:23

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < Yes. Yes, I am.
 (つ   つ    Who the fuck are you?
 | | |       
 (__)_)

611 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 15:53

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and
 (つ   つ    Who the fuck are you?
 | | |       
 (__)_)

612 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 16:29

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I am a Solipsist.
 (つ   つ    
 | | |       
 (__)_)

613 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 16:50

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and we might be related...
 (つ   つ    but we might be strangers.
 | | |       
 (__)_)

614 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 18:53

人     
(__)    
(__)    
( __ )    
( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and I don't have monafont on this computer.
(つ つ
| | |
(__)_)

615 Name: winter : 1993-09-4591 20:14

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and I polished up the knob so carefully,
 (つ   つ    that now I am the ruler of the Queen's Navy!
 | | |       
 (__)_)

616 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 20:26

>> 615 fails at being Squeeks. Unlike me.

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.   |::| | |_|,,,,,|.....,;;;;;;;;;;;、‐''''''''""~~ ̄|:::|
    |::| | |. |  | {;;;;;;;;;;;;;;}.: . .: . : .. .: |:::|
    |::| | | ̄| ̄| '::;;;;;;;;;::' . . :. . .: .: :|:::|
    |::| | | ̄|,r''''"~    ""''ヽ. : .: .: ..|:::|
    |::|,__!_--i'           'i,-――|:::|
   |::|―-- |             'i,二二|:::|
   |::|.     !        i'>  } . iュ |:::|
  -''" ̄~~"",.`!       ; _ノ _,...、|:::|
          'i, `'i'''―--―''''i'ニ-'"   ノ// ̄~""
        ヽ.i' "'    '''"';  / // ,,..i'"':,
        ===`ゝ_,.i、_   _,;..-'"_//  |\`、: i'、
                  ̄  ̄ ̄/,/   \\`_',..-i
                     /,/      \|_,..-┘

617 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 00:09

   人     
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  (__)    
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 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and WHERE IS SARAH CONNOR
 (つ   つ
 | | |       
 (__)_)

618 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4592 06:54

   人     
  (__)    
  (__)    
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks, and 4chan meme shit sucks
 (つ   つ
 | | |       
 (__)_)

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