ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

560 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 17:44 [no]

>>559 is the brother-in-law of the sister of fatty-chan

561 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 18:37 [no]

>>560 is doing a great job continuing this thread's tradition of shitty insults

562 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 20:00 [no]

>>561 can't even get a nice scat plot into this thread.

563 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 20:43 [no]

>>562
Is jaded due to his joyangeles.com membership.

564 Name: 「」 1993-09-4481 03:31 [no]

>>563 keeps a Livejournal.

565 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 03:54 [no]

>>564 is a MySpace whore.

566 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:02 [no]

>>565 sucks Xanga users' tiny cocks.

567 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:03 [no]

>>566 pays hosting and a domain name to host his own weblog

568 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:05 [no]

>>567 pays $200/month for 512k/128k DSL

569 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 04:17 [no]

>>568 pays $10/month for 10 hours of dialup.

570 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 05:43 [no]

>>569 Still uses AOL

571 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 05:49 [no]

>>570 Still uses Fidonet

572 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 08:48 [no]

>>571

is slower then AOL

573 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 08:58 [no]

>>572 wants to upgrade to AOL

574 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 09:56 [no]

>>573
was such a lame attempt at an insult that im left breathless..

575 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 10:51 [no]

>>574 forgot how to breathe.

576 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 13:28 [no]

>>575 is a breatharian.

577 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 13:53 [no]

>>576 tries to breathe underwater.

578 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:29 [no]

>>577 actually breathes under water, being a fish an all.

579 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:32 [no]

>>578 is a sperm whale

580 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:40 [no]

>>579 is a gigantic penis.

581 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:49 [no]

>>580 sucks the gigantic penis.

582 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 15:56 [no]

>>581 has regular relations with George Zimmer.

583 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 16:03 [no]

>>582 is George Zimmer.

584 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 16:29 [no]

>>583 is your mother

585 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:32 [no]

>>584 doesn't have a mother.

586 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:44 [no]

>>585's mother is his favourite aunt.

587 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 17:51 [no]

>>586 has saggy balls

588 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 18:21 [no]

Unlike >>587 , >>586 has the decency to not wear shorts.

589 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:20 [no]

>>588 knows too much about >>587 shorts. Either his mom or his lover.

590 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:33 [no]

>>589 used to have sagging balls, untill that time he accidentally crushed them between his knees in a bizarre attempt at making a military greeting, while walking on the knees.

591 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:40 [no]

>>590 spends hours fantasizing about sagging balls and visiting sagging balls websites

592 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 19:42 [no]

>>591 runs a sagging balls website as a 24/7 job

593 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 20:10 [no]

>>592 is laughing now, but he ties a knot in his scrotum to remember things he would otherwise forget

594 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 20:56 [no]

>>593 is jealous because he has no balls to tie knots with

595 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 21:19 [no]

http://www.neuticles.com
>>594 isn't just the president, he's a client.

596 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 21:23 [no]

>>595 isn't just a client, he's the president.

597 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 21:57 [no]

>>596 does not know how to follow hyperlinks.

598 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 22:03 [no]

>>597 seems to be under the delusion that anybody cares

599 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4481 22:14 [no]

>>598 went to Yoshinoya today. Yes, THAT Yoshinoya.

600 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 01:01 [no]

>>599 didn't 600GET. How uncool!

601 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 03:59 [no]

>>600 didn't 666GET. Ha, how about that, mother fucker!

602 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 08:26 [no]

>Select clue from >>601

0 records found

603 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 10:29 [no]

>>602 is a database freak

604 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 13:10 [no]

>>603 is a beta freak

605 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 13:58 [no]

>>604 is an alpha airhead

606 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 14:52 [no]

>>605 Omega Failed

607 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:10 [no]

>>606 thinks he is Xtreme

608 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:11 [no]

>>606 is underflowing.

609 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:44 [no]

>>608 is menstruating

610 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 15:52 [no]

>>609 is a typical insensitive male

611 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 16:52 [no]

>>610 is a typical oversensitive tranny

612 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 18:29 [no]

C-C-C COMBO BREAKER II !!!!!!!!!

613 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 20:11 [no]

>>612 is amused by repetition

614 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 20:39 [no]

>>613 is amused by what little penis he has

615 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 20:49 [no]

Such a thing aside, >>614, please listen to me, in spite of being not related this thread very much.  Yesterday, I went to YOSHINOYA nearby my house. Then,I found that all seats were saved, and couldn’t sit.  I gazed a banner which says“Reducing By 150yen”.  Are they fool?Is it nonsense?  Hey, don’t come YOSHINOYA where you usually don’t come only for reducing by 150yen,goddam!  Parents and their children also came,and said“Now, Dad’ll order TOKUMORI!” I couldn’t see anymore.  I give you 150yen, so get away.  YOSHINOYA originally should be more bloodthirsty.  To stab or to be stabbed,such an atmosphere is desirable. Women and children must keep out it.  At last, I sat.Then, the man who sit next to me ordered“OOMORI TUYUDAKU”. So, I got angry again. Listen, TUYUDAKU is already out of date. I was disgusted because you order TUYUDAKU with a look of triumph. I want to ask him“Is that true that you want TUYUDAKU?”. I want to ask a question closely. I want to ask a question closely almost one hour. I want to say“You simply want to say TUYUDAKU, and want to behave as if you  are in the know. From the point of my view who is an professional of YOSHINOHYA, fashion among professionals of YOSHINOYA is NEGIDAKU. It is. NEGIDAKU is with much of leek. It is order style for professional of YOSHINOYA. But if you order with that style, you’ll marked by a clerk. It is, so to speak, a sword with edges on the both side of it. I can’t recommend it to beginners. After all, you, a beginner, should eat GYUSYAKETEISYOKU.

616 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 21:17 [no]

??? Everyone should just keep walking and not make eye-contact with >>615 . Its for your own safety.

617 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 21:55 [no]

>>616

is a newbie

618 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 22:19 [no]

>>617
Pretends he knows stuff.

619 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 22:38 [no]

>>618

is awesome

620 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 22:41 [no]

>>619 is making a very poor attempt at reverse psychology.

621 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 01:42 [no]

>>620 thinks Freud actually knew something.

622 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 01:47 [no]

>>621
Understimates a person with clearly much more brains than himself.

623 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 03:34 [no]

>>622 misunderestimates things often.

624 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 07:31 [no]

"misunderestimates"? ARE YOU EVEN TRYING!?

You belong here:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1132715633

Go now before you hurt yourself!

625 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 10:20 [no]

>>624 isn't trying either.

626 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 14:49 [no]

627 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 15:30 [no]

>>626 thinks silence is an insult. That is true unless you have actual friends.

628 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 16:24 [no]

>>627 thinks the quick brown fox really jumped over the lazy dog.

629 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 16:51 [no]

>>628 is sexually attracted to Jack Daw's big sphynx of quartz

630 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 20:25 [no]

>>629 is [verb]ing the [body part] of [male name] and liking it.

631 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 21:43 [no]

>>630 masturbates to mad libs

632 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 23:04 [no]

>>631 Is just jealous about the masturbating, because he lost his penis when attempting to mate with a crocodile.

633 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 23:05 [no]

>>632 dressed up like a crocodile and bit off >>631's penis

634 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 00:00 [no]

>>633 hopes to some day be a great DQN like his father, >>31

635 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 00:21 [no]

>>634 still remembers >>31.

636 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 02:40 [no]

>>635 NO U

637 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 02:49 [no]

>>636 IS A GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT

638 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 02:53 [no]

>>637 IS A STRAIGHT HETEROSEXUAL FAGGOT

639 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 10:09 [no]

>>638

IS A BENT METROSEXUAL FAGGOT

640 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 10:29 [no]

>>639 milked that to the last drop.

641 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 11:05 [no]

>>640
Paris hilton without boobs

642 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 16:44 [no]

>>641 Paris Hilton.

643 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 16:56 [no]

>>642 Paris

644 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 17:06 [no]

>>643 likes the writing of Ayn Rand

645 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 17:31 [no]

>>644 is Ayn Rand's sex slave

646 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 17:41 [no]

>>645 is Ayn Rand form Paris

647 This post sucks.

648 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 18:56 [no]

>>647 posted in this thread

649 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 20:54 [no]

>>648's post sucked more than >>647

650 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 21:40 [no]

>>649
It takes a pro to recognize another pro.

651 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 23:17 [no]

>>650 recognized >>649

652 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 00:53 [no]

Now >>651 is just being silly.

653 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 01:48 [no]

>>652 has an overactive thyroid.

654 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 02:41 [no]

>>653 tries to change the subject

655 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 03:56 [no]

>>654 just states the obvious.

656 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 06:18 [no]

>>655 didn't get it until the obvious was stated.

657 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 07:13 [no]

>>656 didn't get it, period.

658 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 13:04 [no]

>>657

didnt get it and never will get it period.

659 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 15:10 [no]

>>658 did get it, but didn't understand it

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