ITT we insult the poster above us (1067)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4450 05:59 [no]

Well?

460 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 14:23 [no]

>>459 SUCKS ASS

461 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 14:53 [no]

>>460 is stupid. Also gay.

462 Name: Captain Oblivious 1993-09-4476 15:46 [no]

>>461 can't even spell 'ghey' right.

463 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 18:16 [no]

>>462 is DQN

464 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 18:31 [no]

>>463 is (iœjĪªª²iœj)

465 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 18:53 [no]

>>464 is ( LƒÖ`)

466 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:52 [no]

>>465 is a jap smiley

467 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:53 [no]

>>465 has no life outside posting in the Grandpa v2.0 thread

468 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:56 [no]

>>467 is so clueless, he doesn't even know that the refresh button exists

469 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 19:58 [no]

>>468 is so clueless, he uses the refresh button instead of F5 or ?R

470 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4476 22:27 [no]

>>469 doesn't known THEY DO THE SAME THING!

471 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 04:02 [no]

>>470 is so clueless, his dad had to put a sticker labelled "Computer Help" on his F1 key!

472 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 04:34 [no]

>>471 is still looking for the ANY key.

473 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 04:45 [no]

>>472 P.E.B.K.A.C.

474 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 05:45 [no]

>>473 PICNIC

475 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 08:14 [no]

>>474 PANIC

476 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 08:37 [no]

>>475

PONIC

477 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 10:40 [no]

>>476 PONY

478 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 11:00 [no]

>>477 DQN

479 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 14:42 [no]

>>478 and his little friends are incapable of forming actual sentences.

480 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 15:00 [no]

>>479 is patronizing

481 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 16:54 [no]

>>480 is repetitive, predictable, and grating

482 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 18:03 [no]

>>481 is mean

483 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 19:51 [no]

>>482 is average

484 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 19:57 [no]

>>483 is a unique snowflake. A yellow one.

485 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 20:36 [no]

486 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 22:09 [no]

>>485
Didn't have the brains to get one for himself.

487 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 22:48 [no]

>>486 was much better than >>386 although >>586 will blow him away

488 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4477 23:07 [no]

>>487 isn't very good at insulting people

489 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 00:06 [no]

>>488 is a toffee-nosed braggart

490 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 01:10 [no]

>>481 used an Oxford comma.

I know, I know, I didn't insult the person before me. >>491 will probably think he's clever for pointing that out, but >>491 is actually a worthless imbecilic lout. So there.

491 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 03:42 [no]

>>490 is supposed to insult the person before him.

492 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 03:57 [no]

>>490 is supposed to insult the person before him.

493 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 04:03 [no]

>>491-492 are worthless bumpkins.

>>490 does not realize that the Oxford comma is acceptable, possibly because he was brought up with the supposed rule -- which Fowler would call a 'superstition' -- about putting punctuation marks before and.

494 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 07:26 [no]

>>493

likes to masturbate to gay pron

495 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 07:39 [no]

>>494 is a tool who hides his poor spelling behind 1337 abbreviations.

496 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 08:31 [no]

>>495

is a fatty that thinks he"s witty and funnay

497 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 09:10 [no]

>>497 is so dumb, he saw a sign that said wet floor, so he did.

498 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 15:01 [no]

>>497 is the only one laffing when he tells a joke

499 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 15:42 [no]

>>498 thinks ketchup is a vegetable

500 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 17:09 [no]

500GET

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501 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 17:14 [no]

>>499 thinks nobody will notice he's copying insults from earlier in the thread.

502 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 18:02 [no]

503 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 22:00 [no]

504 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 22:55 [no]

>>501 is so dumb that he tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm

505 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 23:01 [no]

>>502 is so dumb that he tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm, then posted a joke about it

506 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 23:25 [no]

>>503-505 didn't get it either

507 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4478 23:41 [no]

>>506 got "it"

508 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 00:12 [no]

>>507 got AIDS, lol.

509 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 00:28 [no]

>>508 got his AIDS straight from W.T. Snacks.

510 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 00:37 [no]

>>509 got AIDS while dumpster diving behind W.T. Snacks' apartment.

511 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 00:41 [no]

>>510
Realized that he got AIDS when he saw Team America - World Police.

512 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 01:07 [no]

>>511 just isn't funny

513 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 01:12 [no]

>>512 knows funny

514 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 01:30 [no]

>>513 buys rubber chickens by the dozen.

515 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 02:00 [no]

>>514 got AIDS from a rubber chicken

516 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 02:15 [no]

>>515 gave AIDS to a rubber chicken.

517 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 03:14 [no]

>>516

Is the Viking God of rockhard penis.

518 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 03:15 [no]

>>517 is Janet Reno in fishnet stockings.

519 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 04:26 [no]

>>518 is Ann Coulter in Janet Reno stockings.

520 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 04:35 [no]

>>519 is Jean Reno in fishnet stockings.

521 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 08:16 [no]

>>520

is masturbating to Jean Reno pictures while replying to this thread

522 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 08:33 [no]

>>521
is captain obvious

523 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 10:07 [no]

>>522 and his dickhead are separated. He still claims his flesh-eating plant seduced him to give him a blowjob and would have taken it to court if the poor vegetable hadn't died of food poisining: >>522 has never washed between his legs since his mommy stopped doing that.

524 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 13:57 [no]

>>522

is also captain obvious in disguise

525 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:18 [no]

everything about >>524 is so detesting that his right and left brain won't communicate. So he cannot count, and he cannot be creative.

526 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:29 [no]

>>525
Tried to make both sides of the brain communicate, using two tin cans and a streched wire.

527 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 14:48 [no]

The insults in this thread are getting lame. I think it's >>526's fault.

528 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 15:10 [no]

>>527

Pointing out the obvious detracts from a situation. Way to go!

529 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 16:23 [no]

>>528 is bored, boring and bothersome.

530 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 16:31 [no]

>>529 thinks that alliteration is somehow clever and interesting.

531 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 18:53 [no]

>>530 fails to properly appreciate literary devices.

532 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:09 [no]

>>531 =WTFMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMG

533 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:23 [no]

>>531 has crotch rot

534 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 19:50 [no]

>>533 didn't reload

535 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 20:24 [no]

>>534 enjoyed "The Matrix Reloaded"

536 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 21:04 [no]

>>535 is tight as Trinity

537 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 21:35 [no]

>>536 thinks trinity has her cherry

538 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 22:12 [no]

>>537

wishes to have Neos manhood in his mouth

539 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4479 23:01 [no]

>>538 is living the dream.

540 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:23 [no]

>>539 is dreaming the life.

541 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:23 [no]

>>539 is dreaming the life.

542 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:30 [no]

>>541 is using a crappy browser that replied twice.

543 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:38 [no]

>>542 is a niggler.

544 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:53 [no]

>>543 is a nigglet.

545 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 03:55 [no]

>>543 is a wannabe racist

546 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 04:42 [no]

>>545 is a midget.

547 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 05:28 [no]

>>546 watches Gidget.

548 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 09:13 [no]

>>547

sucks Bridgets cock off 24/7

549 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 10:23 [no]

>>548
Has a really fucked up view on what's GOOD or BAD.

550 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 10:36 [no]

>>549

548's view is only fucked up behind your fat ass.

551 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 10:36 [no]

549 is Bridget's brother

552 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 12:45 [no]

>>551 must be a women

553 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 12:56 [no]

>>552 would like to get in touch with women: FAT CHANCE!!!

554 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:23 [no]

>>553
Lives in the lie his other "Father" is actually a woman.

555 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:27 [no]

>>554 can't see the difference between a man and a woman.

556 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:27 [no]

>>554 lives in the faulty assumption that his mommy is -like his father- of the human race, when in fact she is a sheep named "dolly-chan."

557 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:52 [no]

>>556

is the child of fatty-chan

558 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 13:58 [no]

>>557 is fatty-chan

559 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4480 17:21 [no]

>>558 is the mother of fatty-chan

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