Harry Potter FanFic Thread. (16)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 19:15 [no]

Harry, quite pleased with himself, rushed down the stairs to meet Ron and Hermione. Harry, almost out of breath gushed out with a large exhaust from his lungs, boatsed, "I made it into the Order of the Phoenix!"

Ron, eyes wide and amazed, exclaimed, "That's great, 'arry!" Then suddenly his smiled faded away and his eyes looked down.

Harry asked, "What's wrong, Ron?"

Ron said, "I wish I made Order of the Phoenix, like you, 'arry. It would certainly make my pop feel better. He's sick. He's passing a Sorceror's Stone."

Both Harry and Hermione winced a bit on hearing this.

"That's got to hurt quite a bit, " said Harry.

Hermione squinted her eyes a bit and hissed at Harry. "Of course it hurts, you twit!" She then stormed off to go see Miss McGongall.

"What's wrong with her?" wondered Harry aloud.

Ron said, "Oh, nevermind her. She's just expecting a visit from the Half-Blood Prince. Still, as sorry as her attitude can be, I wouldn't mind getting into her Chambers of Secrets."

Harry nodded in agreement. "True enough. I'd show her my Prisoner of Azkaban any day."

Harry said to Ron, "Anyway, want to get a bite to eat?"

Ron declined and said, "No, thanks. I had some of those Hogwarts' Basilisk Burritos from the cafeteria yesterday, and my ass still feels like a Goblet of Fire."

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4460 20:32 [no]

Magikaru 2GET

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4461 00:08 [no]


4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 01:41 [no]

Voldmort suddenly appeared and said, "Hellfire!"

The world ended.

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5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 14:17 [no]

I heard rumor saying that the guy that played Harry Potter his name is not Harry Potter is this true ?

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 02:01 [no]

Lies I tell you!

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 08:23 [no]

His name is Harry Smith.

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 09:42 [no]

speaking of Smith,

do you think Blacksmith is = NegroSmith , since i've heard a job called WhiteSmith somewhere, probably this is for caucasian huh ?

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4463 19:47 [no]

Hellfire! It's Flem Snopes!

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 15:56 [no]

   <丶`∀´>  I like the part where they make poly-juice!
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11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 18:16 [no]

It is African-American Smith.

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 19:53 [no]

>>11 They're from Brittan so it would African-English Smith

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4469 22:34 [no]

>>12 is DQN

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4474 21:59 [no]

>>13 is 13GET

15 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4910 20:38

It's been a while since I made this thread, it still makes me laugh. Ah... so clever....

16 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 01:27

Let's not dwell on past glory. Instead, let's just admit that DQN is dead and move on.

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