Once a upon a time there was a....
2GET
who lived in a castle.
Pilgrims from all around 4-ch journeyed to the wise 2GET's castle for
fear of teh fib stealing their loli, which
was their cash crop, but one day
a challenger appeared!!
A bear in a black cape swooped down onto the scene.
The bear looked around, taking in the scene, then he spoke:
"Is this loli?"
The townspeople cringed.
From the crowd emerged a young knight, who bravely declared,
"NO U!!"
Then Pedobear pulled out his enormous wang.
"Good sir, let us settle this dispute civilly. Shall we duel for the loli anon?"
"ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRILLIN?!" asked the young knight.
sigh
"NO!" the bear screamed, as he drew his weapon and dashed toward the young night
but suddenly the young knight...
came