Legend of DQN (401)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4462 20:47 [no]

Once a upon a time there was a....

352 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 17:57 [no]

post without tripcodes and sage this thread

353 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 21:29 [no]

. But their plan was already foiled when Nevada and Wakaba bursted in and

354 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 22:48 [no]

whipped out thier PRINCESS MAKER 2! Nevada and Wakaba quickly raised the whore's MORALS stat by punishing them and making them work at the chruch.

355 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 23:31 [no]

But Ahmed-el Hassan wasn't going to let them have such an easy victory. He was wearing a bomb belt ready to explode. He said:

356 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 01:30 [no]

"GABBA GABBA, we accept you, we accept you, GABBA GABBA"

357 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 01:38 [no]

and the suicide whores along with the secrect unlockable Ahmed-el Hassan joined Nevada and Wakaba's party. But you can only have 4 party members in at one time, so they

358 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 02:23 [no]

kept only one whore and Ahmed, leaving the other whores to cry. They were really sad, in no condition to attempt to kill RICHARD NIXON and Freddy Mercury. However,

359 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 03:03 [no]

George Zimmer was on the job. He

360 Name: Obviously Captain 1993-09-4487 03:18 [no]

is the Owner of mens underwear

361 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 03:24 [no]

-house. He was naked in front of his mirror, preparing for his slaughter, and said:
"HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S UNDERWEAREHOUSE. I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU, RICHARD NIXON AND Freddy Mercury. I GUARANTEE IT."
Everything was ready. He dressed up, walked to his car, and hit the road.
As he turned up the radio,

362 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 05:20 [no]

he forgot to keep an eye on the road and because he was not buckled up he

363 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 05:35 [no]

came,

364 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 11:20 [no]

to, the, wrong, intersection.

365 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 17:42 [no]

He looked at a map to find his way and went back to his planned route, hoping that his mark would still be there in spite of the time he just lost. He was speeding towards his goal,

366 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 11:59 [no]

>>362,363
I laughed.

Oh, yes, on with our story!

...towards his goal, when seeping up from the deepest pit of Hell came...

367 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 18:48 [no]

a pedastrian! Who as AHmed el-Hassan himself!

368 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 15:32 [no]

The end. Now, for our special Hanukkah edition of Legend of DQN!

369 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 16:13 [no]

Is there a place of constant 
peace and endless serenity?
Is there happiness?
Yes.

Visit Saitama, the true tama.

370 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 17:48 [no]

There are so many goddamn drama at my school

371 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 11:01 [no]

that we ain't never makes it to English class.

372 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 07:14 [no]

because of that, we ressurect this thread, and then something terribly awfull happens the...

373 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 10:32 [no]

thread is saged.

374 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 21:26 [no]

But that didn't stop

375 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 21:30 [no]

sageing it...

376 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4554 21:46 [no]

from broken English.

377 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 00:20

So he aged the motherfucking thread.

378 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 06:17

Just to sage it again.

379 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4666 06:24

But the goggles, they do nothing.

380 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4694 19:33

JISAKU JIENs

381 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 02:29

covered the thread. Fortunately,

382 Name: : 1993-09-4695 04:48

some trolls arrived to spark some more discussion. Then,

383 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 06:15

the dear ( -) came along and shot them, also killing the...

384 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 06:16

the trolls found love and left their riverside squalor to settle down in Seattle, which in turn allowed more goats into DQN. However these goats were no ordinary goats. They were in fact

385 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4695 06:17

( -) Too late.

386 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 01:12

Thus, they died.

387 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4794 05:37

But they also managed to sage

388 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 04:04

all night long, baby.

389 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4811 19:45

Bu Wakachan was a super-loli so

390 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 03:44

a legendary thread disappeared for months, leaving

391 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 04:56

mojibake to ravage the land. But,

392 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 07:37

Wakachan knew that one day, the thread would

393 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 08:01

they also managed to sage

394 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 14:59

and use bad grammar.

395 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 15:29

however, they made sure that bad grammar would never rise again, and...

396 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 15:31

the duck jungle managing friendship porpoise also single thoroughly plentiful.

397 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4925 16:31

so they saged.

398 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 05:42

age

399 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 13:16

...was the name of the idiot who revived this THREAD, and...

400 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5049 13:21

he did a 400GET!

401 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5051 04:16

Which was epic.

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