Once a upon a time there was a....
2GET
who lived in a castle.
Pilgrims from all around 4-ch journeyed to the wise 2GET's castle for
fear of teh fib stealing their loli, which
was their cash crop, but one day
a challenger appeared!!
A bear in a black cape swooped down onto the scene.
The bear looked around, taking in the scene, then he spoke:
"Is this loli?"
The townspeople cringed.
From the crowd emerged a young knight, who bravely declared,
"NO U!!"
Then Pedobear pulled out his enormous wang.
"Good sir, let us settle this dispute civilly. Shall we duel for the loli anon?"
"ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRILLIN?!" asked the young knight.
sigh
"NO!" the bear screamed, as he drew his weapon and dashed toward the young night
but suddenly the young knight...
came
into his own and
screamed with great ferocity as well
as pissing in his pants
and shitting in his hat
...had ruined his cloths. Those stains would never come out.
Sallying forth to find a river of cleansing and do his laundry, the knight was overcome by
the spirit of DQN
which lead to the creation of
a mighty boat which would lead
everyone to hell
and back from there to the bosoms of plentiful and lovely young maidens
( ´ω`) And Grandpa appeared!
His darkened for hovered in the shadows.
>His darkened form hovered in the shadows.
(fixed)
However, his gargantuan glowing rod of manliness
was not the only thing he'd left at home.
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Battling against strong currents
Grandpa returned home to retrieve what he had forgotten only to...
realize that..
he had become Darkpa! （｀ハ´）
Meanwhile, Pedobear was back to old tricks.
He had captured baby Princess Peach, along with
Nevada, he prepared his grand plan to
RETAKE THE MOTHERLAND
from the evil clutches of
China. To realize this plan Nevada had to