Once a upon a time there was a....
Which was odd because we agreed to never bring up the Eternal Chicken again.
But I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight. However, not everyone
feels like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.
Those people tend to trust the Gorton's Fisherman.
It's thanks to these people that Wakaba was saved. They
called Kareha-nee, who
led them to a very fishy victory.
Unfortunately, the fish was tainted, and everyone
died badly, collapsing into a heap on the floor. Or so it seemed until
Freddie got back up, leaving the rest for dead.
But the rest weren't dead, they were just incapacitated by the
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Anyways, the rest weren't dead, they were just incapacitated by the
excessive tentacle pr0n. Fortunately, one of them
shouted "Surprise! 300GET", to rub in the audience's face the fact that their fake death was only a stupid plot device.
= PART 4 =
It was a dark and stormy night, and W.T. Snacks
had begun crafting the now legendary Princess Maker 2, with the assistance of his clones. "Ah,
W.T. Snacks, we see you have begun crafting the now legendary Princess Maker 2, with the assistance of your clones." said one of the clones. So Snacks said
"Homey don't play dat." Then, the door burst open as
the clones said "The door burst open."
Suddenly, the roof caved in as a multitude of
muscle-bound female homosexuals
and started playing basketball! It was none other than...
Nevada's corpse
wearing chaps and a sports bra. But the really shocking part
was that the valkyries actually inherited Nevada's superior boxcutting abilities through gene therapy, forming a new army of thoroughbred boxcutters known as
Staplerfahrer Klaus Staffeln 42
aka
Popn'Fresh
which was the porn star name for
Captain Obvious. It was obvious that he was obvious.
Obviously.
Indubitably.
It was plain to see that Captian Obivious' box-cutting ability was far below that of Staplerfahrer Klaus Staffeln 42 and not even in the same league as the original Nevada.
But his l33t yewnucks bawkz0r hax0ring skillz were almost
as good like Michael Jackson....
...
... they were good in the 80's but thier faces melted off like a Nazi opening the ark of the covenant.
Speaking of Nazis, a trap door in the floor opened, and through it emerged
Wolfenstein 3D guy holding a
rumored Princess Maker 2
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lifelike sculpture of Gene Simmons carved out of head cheese
Then, at the liquor shop,
Ahmed-el Hassan was selling
bomb belts and liquor
-soaked Russian whores. Unfortunately, they
had AIDS. So Ahmed-el Hassan decided to increase the profits by
combining the two! The suicide whores' first target was
RICHARD NIXON (in boldfaced uppercase)
and his old childhood Friend Freddy Mercury
in pyjamas. So the whores assembled and thought out a plan...
"We wil take Ahmed's belts where RICHARD NIXON is currently being rocked by Freddy Mercury. To move stealthily, we will
post without tripcodes and sage this thread
. But their plan was already foiled when Nevada and Wakaba bursted in and
whipped out thier PRINCESS MAKER 2! Nevada and Wakaba quickly raised the whore's MORALS stat by punishing them and making them work at the chruch.
But Ahmed-el Hassan wasn't going to let them have such an easy victory. He was wearing a bomb belt ready to explode. He said:
"GABBA GABBA, we accept you, we accept you, GABBA GABBA"
and the suicide whores along with the secrect unlockable Ahmed-el Hassan joined Nevada and Wakaba's party. But you can only have 4 party members in at one time, so they
kept only one whore and Ahmed, leaving the other whores to cry. They were really sad, in no condition to attempt to kill RICHARD NIXON and Freddy Mercury. However,
George Zimmer was on the job. He
is the Owner of mens underwear
-house. He was naked in front of his mirror, preparing for his slaughter, and said:
"HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S UNDERWEAREHOUSE. I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU, RICHARD NIXON AND Freddy Mercury. I GUARANTEE IT."
Everything was ready. He dressed up, walked to his car, and hit the road.
As he turned up the radio,
he forgot to keep an eye on the road and because he was not buckled up he
came,
to, the, wrong, intersection.
He looked at a map to find his way and went back to his planned route, hoping that his mark would still be there in spite of the time he just lost. He was speeding towards his goal,
>>362,363
I laughed.
Oh, yes, on with our story!
...towards his goal, when seeping up from the deepest pit of Hell came...
a pedastrian! Who as AHmed el-Hassan himself!
The end. Now, for our special Hanukkah edition of Legend of DQN!
Is there a place of constant
peace and endless serenity?Is there happiness?Yes.Visit Saitama, the true tama.
There are so many goddamn drama at my school
that we ain't never makes it to English class.
because of that, we ressurect this thread, and then something terribly awfull happens the...
thread is saged.
But that didn't stop
sageing it...
from broken English.
So he aged the motherfucking thread.
Just to sage it again.
But the goggles, they do nothing.
JISAKU JIENs