Once a upon a time there was a....
>>335 fucking enough already.... Anyway, also included in the package this incredible
and when I say incredible, I really meant to say
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lifelike sculpture of Gene Simmons carved out of head cheese
Then, at the liquor shop,
Ahmed-el Hassan was selling
bomb belts and liquor
-soaked Russian whores. Unfortunately, they
had AIDS. So Ahmed-el Hassan decided to increase the profits by
combining the two! The suicide whores' first target was
RICHARD NIXON (in boldfaced uppercase)
and his old childhood Friend Freddy Mercury
in pyjamas. So the whores assembled and thought out a plan...
"We wil take Ahmed's belts where RICHARD NIXON is currently being rocked by Freddy Mercury. To move stealthily, we will
post without tripcodes and sage this thread
. But their plan was already foiled when Nevada and Wakaba bursted in and
whipped out thier PRINCESS MAKER 2! Nevada and Wakaba quickly raised the whore's MORALS stat by punishing them and making them work at the chruch.
But Ahmed-el Hassan wasn't going to let them have such an easy victory. He was wearing a bomb belt ready to explode. He said:
"GABBA GABBA, we accept you, we accept you, GABBA GABBA"
and the suicide whores along with the secrect unlockable Ahmed-el Hassan joined Nevada and Wakaba's party. But you can only have 4 party members in at one time, so they
kept only one whore and Ahmed, leaving the other whores to cry. They were really sad, in no condition to attempt to kill RICHARD NIXON and Freddy Mercury. However,
George Zimmer was on the job. He
is the Owner of mens underwear
-house. He was naked in front of his mirror, preparing for his slaughter, and said:
"HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S UNDERWEAREHOUSE. I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU, RICHARD NIXON AND Freddy Mercury. I GUARANTEE IT."
Everything was ready. He dressed up, walked to his car, and hit the road.
As he turned up the radio,
he forgot to keep an eye on the road and because he was not buckled up he
came,
to, the, wrong, intersection.
He looked at a map to find his way and went back to his planned route, hoping that his mark would still be there in spite of the time he just lost. He was speeding towards his goal,
>>362,363
I laughed.
Oh, yes, on with our story!
...towards his goal, when seeping up from the deepest pit of Hell came...
a pedastrian! Who as AHmed el-Hassan himself!
The end. Now, for our special Hanukkah edition of Legend of DQN!
Is there a place of constant
peace and endless serenity?Is there happiness?Yes.Visit Saitama, the true tama.
There are so many goddamn drama at my school
that we ain't never makes it to English class.
because of that, we ressurect this thread, and then something terribly awfull happens the...
thread is saged.
But that didn't stop
sageing it...
from broken English.
So he aged the motherfucking thread.
Just to sage it again.
But the goggles, they do nothing.
JISAKU JIENs
covered the thread. Fortunately,
the dear ( ß -ß) came along and shot them, also killing the...
the trolls found love and left their riverside squalor to settle down in Seattle, which in turn allowed more goats into DQN. However these goats were no ordinary goats. They were in fact
( ß -ß) Too late.
But they also managed to sage
all night long, baby.
Bu Wakachan was a super-loli so
a legendary thread disappeared for months, leaving
mojibake to ravage the land. But,
Wakachan knew that one day, the thread would
and use bad grammar.
the duck jungle managing friendship porpoise also single thoroughly plentiful.
so they saged.
age
...was the name of the idiot who revived this THREAD, and...
he did a 400GET!
Which was epic.