Once a upon a time there was a....
Anyway... The long cat was defeated. Nevada looked at her clothes and
at her hands and suddenly it dawned on her that
she had to take off her clothes.
After the batlle it was so hot and steamy that the cloth stuck to her skin as she slowly...
forced her hips through the large hole left by her bosom, her clothes lazily peeling off one by one until
a cool breeze floated by. In the door way none other than...
the wise 2GET, who then
promptly slipped and fell with thunderous THUD! Luckily his head just barely missed hitting the...
open boxcutter in Nevada's recently discarded pile of clothing.
Pinching her nipples, Nevada
used breast fire on
her recently discarded pile of clothing.
"I won't need those anymore!", she cried. What she was forgetting, though, was that
she had a job interview in twenty minutes. The job is question was...
porn star, so she didn't need to get changed.
She skipped merily to her job interview, finally free from the uncomfortable bondage that was her clothing.
Meanwhile, Pedobear ran away with his coveted loli and
gave her a big, wholesome hug.
Nevada, being 18,
and naked...
sought out others of her own kind.
First she came across Hotaru, who was sitting in chapel.
But this Hotaru seems, different, something is not right here, Nevada, slowly approaching Hotaru, when suddenly...
Ninjas! Hundreds of them!
died of heart failure.
Hotaru with his stupis ass trench coat
was waiting for the bus. The scent of dead ninja floated on the breeze.
Nevada, naked, was on her way to
preapre the ultimate attack by the name of
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ZA WARUDO WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, an attack that is to be performed
only when fully clothed, but
she didn't realize it was a requirement at the time, so she proceeded to do it,
and 100 was obtained.
Happy, she proceeded to rub her fingers on her
mobile phone, because its texture is is pleasant to the touch. She looked at the 100 and at the phone, then she thought that
some other part of her would feel much better. And that is her
left ear - an often overlooked erogenous zone. She
quickly removed it, incase
it became stuck. That would be a real problem!
ANYWAYS!! She directed her hands to the one and only
chocolate cake in the fridge.
She tried to resist its siren's call but chocholate cake was her favroite.
As the first spoon of it met her tongue, she became at the same time asexual, yet intensely feminine. So
she was unaware of the danger lurking nearby in the form of...
abstinance. So she said
"why does outlook open to mail someone called 'sage' everytime i click on a name"
then suddenly a voice from heavens tells "How should i know!!!", Nevada hearing that voice suddenly..
came, because that voice was erotic. She then realized that the person speaking was no other than
moot
disguised as Santa Claus
but with a Mexican hat, and a large bag full of donations and
he had not so innocent feelings about naked Nevada. So he
flew to Mexico in a balloon
Unfortunately, Nevada got her foot caught in the rope and
the altitude of the balloon was too high when moot finally noticed she was trapped in the rope. So moot
dropped her into what seemed to be a large cavern of loli, only to see
she fit right in. There, Nevada met
W.T. Snacks
and that was not a good thing. Because
!WAHa.06x36 was also there, fapping.
and no one should ever have to se that.
!WAHa.06x36 looked at Nevada with a gentle look as she
found herself soaked with
apple cider from Snack's Big Gulp Mug. Nevada
used this to her advantage as she
knew from watching MacGyver that using cider, dirt, a wet piece of cloth and
bear fur could create a
micro nuclear bomb to blow up the lock on the closed door. But
being naked in front of others was new her and she was undrstandably nervous. Just as she was wiring the detonator...
Still, she managed to squeeze her
right eye until
she saw the truth. And that was
The bomb prematurely exploded, summoning
But Nevada also saw that there were 2 different ways of reading >>136
However, she didn't care. "Hmm, only 180 seconds of power remaining," thought our dear Nevada-tan. "That's 20 seconds each. Plenty of time," and she grinned and pulled out her favorite box-cutter.
She then ran away, and shit fucking blew up. She found herself in the middle of Mexico. The first thing she had to do
was to find some 300 spf protection against the sun. She's all white and naked you know.
The second thing, however, was to
escape from that group of sweating fat guys running after her
. Again she decided to use
"The grande scoll of secret animu techniques"
But she hesitated because
it may be a trap.
But on the other hand, the scroll seemed very
VIP quality, so he deicided that
It was the best course of action. Listed on Section 327 was
The technique Kage Bunshin No Jutsu. Recognising the potential of this
he changed his gender back to she.
She then attemted to perform that technique, but it failed. It was an extremely unpleasant humiliation, so she decided to
do that eel thing so popular these days on JAV.
The technique worked! The Sweaty fat guys were stunned long enough for Nevada to make a clean getaway.
Aware of the fact that her part of the story would soon be over, she quickly travelled to Yaranaika International Airport,
to go back in Japan, and allow Bridget, who is to arrive in Mexico in 2 minutes, to become the main character.
As Bridget left the airport,
and that was the last of we saw of her. Meanwhile
confusion arose as we lost track of what was happening. But all was well, because
it was tl;dr anyway.
Nevada, Bridget and random characters from old posts decided then to fight to the death to decide who would be the main character from now on. The fight would take place in a small and dirty back-alley of Mexico.
Nevada started to
wake up, only to realize that her plane had landed.
When she disembarked from the plane and entered the terminal Nevada saw an unbelievable sight. Pedobear was waiting for her. He was wearing the clothes she discarded back in >>68-80. They were washed and pressed. The sweater had been fixed with a big I-Heart-Loli patch on the front. She didn't know what to think.