(・∀・) Hey dudes!
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─（ ´ω` ）＜ HELLOHELLOHELLO!
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￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣＼∩∧ ∧ ＼（ ｀ハ´）＜ HELLOHELLOHELLO！
HELLO～～～！ ＞（ ・ω・）/ ｜ / ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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(・∀・) Yo
( ´ω`) Sonny, what was life like after the internet?
(・∀・) What you mean pops? I don't understand?
（ ´_ゝ`）Yaranai ka? Juniour?
,一-、 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| l ￣ ヽ ＜ Need backup.
6-■■ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
ヽ ／
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6-■■ ＜ Ju.Ni.Our. Bah.Cup.
(・∀・) Since this is my thread, I'll be setting the rules.
( ´ω`) How so? You ask and I answer?
(・∀・) No Grandpa, we did that in your thread, remember? Dammit, don't tell me your memory is going already.
( ´ω`) Wait... Who are you? Where is my mother?
（ ・_⊃・） I'm your boyfriend now BLELELELELE
(・∀・) Dude, that's gay! Sick!
（ ´_ゝ`）Juniour made me gay.
(・∀・) Dude, stop it.
(ﾉ･∀･)ﾉ Junior フゥ～！
(・3・) Jounior, come-a-here for a kiss under the mistletoe!
( ´ω`) Junior! What´s hip these days?
(・∀・) All the cool kids in my class are using MySpace, Grandpa! You can put your own music and make a totally stylin space for you and your friends! If you aren't in with MySpace, your a square!
( ´ω`)Wow, Myspace sounds really interesting, Junior! Where can I buy it at?
(・∀・) All the cool kids in my class are using MySpace, Grandpa! You can put your own music and make a totally stylin space for you and your friends! If you aren't in with MySpace, your a square!
( ´ω`)Wow, Myspace sounds really interesting, Junior! Where can I buy it at?
(・∀・) All the cool kids in my class are using MySpace, Grandpa! You can put your own music and make a totally stylin space for you and your friends! If you aren't in with MySpace, your a square!
( ´ω`) I lose sonny
´ω`) I lose sonnny
AAAAAAAASONYYYYYYY
SONY
HLEP
(・∀・) tl;dr LOL!
(・∀・) Random fact: My real name is Jisaku Jien!!
( ´ω`) My real name is... ...er...
This thread has ended peacefully.
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|⊃・） Did someone say gay?
|⊂ I can dance now !
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♪ ☆
♪ ／ ＼ BLELE
ヽ(・_⊃・）ﾉ LELELE
( へ) LE
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> ( ´ω`) My real name is... ...er...
(・∀・) cthulhu?
( ´ω`) It´s Grandpa.
(・∀・) All the cool kids in my class are using MySpace, Grandpa! You can put your own music and make a totally stylin space for you and your friends! If you aren't in with MySpace, your a square!
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(■■■) Anonymous does not forgive, Junior.
(・∀・) You seem to be square. You are a square. Square. Air.
> ( ´ω`) I'm Goldpa.
(・∀・) A challenger appears!
> ( ´ω`) Actually, I think I'm more of an olive green...
(・∀・) Is it true pimpin' ain't easy, Goldpa?
> ( ´ω`) one thing you gotta remember is everything you say has to rhyme, 'cause if you don't you just might get arrested for a crime
(・∀・) Pohlice get me to jail? I don't fail, I deal mail, deal? This so rocks, push the cocks, get me the bucks, docs.
> ( ´ω`) That shit ain't not good, you're trying so hard your ass can barely be understood. Junior's gotta play it down a little, otherwise you just come off like a clown playin' the no-string fiddle.
(・∀・) what's the no-string fiddle?
> ( ´ω`) Junior, this is your thread. Stop asking ME questions.
(・∀・) Answer me now, what is the fiddle, lest your ass with a soup can I will diddle!
( ´ω`) Who are you talking to, Junior?
(・∀・) Talking to you! Get a god damn clue. If it ait'n cuttin' it, you never gonna gett ttit.
( ´ω`) What are you talking about, Junior?
(・∀・) Talking to you! Get a god damn clue. If it ait'n cuttin' it, you never gonna gett ttit.
( ´ω`) Infinite loop? Pizza scoop. You're the one I'm trying to dupe.
(・∀・) Stop the nonsense old man.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why are you so much more popular than I am?
( ´ω`) I'm the one who's experienced it all, not you.
( ´ω`) I noticed, though, that the folks on 2ch don't care much for me. In fact, I think they make fun of me. They're just jealous!
(・∀・) Proof or bullshit.
( ´ω`) Zzz......
( ´ω`) Zzz......
Banned for impersonation of MODD.
( ´ω`)
R.I.P.
2005-2006
(;∀;) Grandpa..why..? Why did you have to..
(・∀・) Oh well. Time to carry on his legacy by frequenting /l/ all day.
((( ´ω`))) o O ( Ah, yes... I trained you well. Now I can rest in peace...)
(・∀・) Hmmm... the numbers on his grave seem strange... oh, of course.
( ´ω`)
R.I.P.
2005 B.C.-A.D. 2006
(・∀・) Since Grandpa's gone, I don't have any questions to ask to anyone. Except maybe DQN, but all he says is ﾄｪｪｪｲ DDDUUUURRRR and that'd get annoying very fast.
I think I'll ride my bike Grandpa gave to me that he won at a garbage rummage sale.
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（ ・∀・） o/~ I'm on the hiiiighwayy to helll o/~
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( ・ω・) Ah, I take it you're Junior! Hello, I am DQN Industries employee #425, also known as Clonepa. From today on, I will be replacing Grandpa. Although I am sorry about the loss, we must push on for a brighter future!
( ・ω・) I'm rather new to this field, so please take care of me!
(・∀・) Still off somehow. I must complain to the engravers about this.
( ´ω`)
R.I.P.
2005 B.C.-A.D. 1993
( ・ω・) Hello? Junior? Any questions?
(・∀・) Nope! Grandpa taught me all I need to know.
( ・ω・) Junior, I hate to have to tell you this, but those were all lies. Your grandfather never really served in the French Foreign Legion.
(・∀・) Stfu clonepa. You have no character and all you say is crap. I want graps back.
meanwhile.
( ´ω`)
R.I.P.
2005 A.D.-A.D. 2006
(・∀・) That's it - I'm gonna revive Grandpa. I think I still have that book of voodoo magic I ordered a while ago....
( ・ω・) Junior, no! Magic like that is the first step to becoming a black magician, you mustn't use it!
(・∀・)ﾉ[ ] Ah, here it is...
lヽ,,lヽ "Reviving lost ones"...must sacrifice someone for ritual, do a dance..
＿＿__ (´ ）_ Well, let's start on the first step: Killing someone. Hmm..who to kill...
|＼_＿_,と,, ﾞi , ＼
| ,|＿| 、_＿ノ.￣| |
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lヽ,,lヽ oh Clonepaaa...where are youuu...?
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( ・ω・) ...
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( ´ω`) Eh? Junior, who was that? What are you readin...
( ゜ω゜)! That book!
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♪ ／ ＼ INTERMISSION:
ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ A MUSICAL INTERLUDE
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く
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／ -Д- ＼ ＜ I hate myself and I want to die～♪
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ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ BECAUSE IT'S WINTER
／ -Д- ＼ ＜ BECAUSE IT'S WINTER
!!
(・ω・ )￢(・∀・ )Turned the gun on Clonepa!
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／ -Д- ＼ ＜ High up in the deep blue sky～♪
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Now back to our program!
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( ゜ω゜)! That book!
( ・ω・) It is the Necroclonicon, written by the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred! You know not of what you meddle in!
( ´ω`) Hey, you aren't bad.
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./;;/'⌒'＼;;ヽ ／＼ ヽ.
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./;;;;;;;;;;.／;;;;;|::|;;;;ｙ' i＜I have been summoned by the great
|￣ヽ彡;;;;;;;;;|::|;;;;;;;;;l. | powerful book, Necroclonicon.
|;;;;／|:|;;;;;;;;;;;;V＿__ﾉ | How may I be of service?
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(・∀・) Hi there, Mr. Death. I want you to revive Grandpa, okay?
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./;;;;;;;;;;.／;;;;;|::|;;;;ｙ' i＜ Whats your offer?
|￣ヽ彡;;;;;;;;;|::|;;;;;;;;;l. Ripping and giving back life
|;;;;／|:|;;;;;;;;;;;;V＿__ﾉ | ain't free ya know.
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(・∀・) $10 and a bottle cap?
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./;;;;;;;;;;.／;;;;;|::|;;;;ｙ' i＜ ...I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
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( ´ω`)? Junior, I'm right here.
Σ( ・Д・) ...!!! G-grandpa is a ZOMBI?! OHSHI-
( ´ω`) Come on, you know me better than that. I fell off of the line between life and death a few years ago.
( ´ω`) You were just getting annoying, that's all.
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│Oh man, this one is way past schedule!
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и .i Ｎ ( ´ω`) Oh look, the sunset and a hot chick!
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Σ(・Д・ ) H-hey! What are you doing?!
( ´ω`) You moron, the spell you cast was to RETRIEVE lost souls, not bring them back!
( ´ω`) Thanks to you, I'm condemned to all hell for eternity. Well, until I figure a way out. Should be easy since I cheated death so many times in the past. Anyway...you're a moron.
(-Д- ) S...sorry, Grandpa. I'll pray for your soul, okay?
( ´ω`) Praying doesn't do shit, kiddo. I asked Jesus once what he does with prayers. He either tl;drs them or laughs.
( ´ω`) But this is your thread, not mine. You have the power to do whatever you'd like. Unfortunately.
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( ´ω`)彡 Seeya, Junior. Make sure to fill up my 8 terabyte monster computer with as much loli as possible! Oppai oppai!!
⊂彡
(・∀・) Well, I guess Grandpa's gone off to the afterlife. Knowing him, he'll be back eventually.
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) So, I wonder what I should do now?