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Luck: Shit Low
Health: High
Love: Mid to Low

Details: Will cook some pasta on the second or fourth Friday of a month for guests, but then ruin it by falling over backwards into the colander, knocking all the pasta onto the floor. In March or April, you will find love, but it is merely transitory, because in October your lover will be sent to Guantanamo Bay for copyright infringement, forcing you to search in vain for a new mate. By the end of the year, you will have stubbed your toe exactly 132 times, shouting "dagnabbit!" each time.