DQN Fortune Telling (6)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 06:18 [no]

Well?

>>2
Luck: Very High
Health: Mid to Low
Love: High

Details: Will win the lottery at the beginning of the third month. By the end of the year, you will be put into a coma when saving your beloved little sister from thugs. She will wait for you to wake up, right by your hospital bed, day after day.

Lucky Sign: delayclose.jpg

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 22:37 [no]

>>3
Luck: Shit Low
Health: High
Love: Mid to Low

Details: Will cook some pasta on the second or fourth Friday of a month for guests, but then ruin it by falling over backwards into the colander, knocking all the pasta onto the floor. In March or April, you will find love, but it is merely transitory, because in October your lover will be sent to Guantanamo Bay for copyright infringement, forcing you to search in vain for a new mate. By the end of the year, you will have stubbed your toe exactly 132 times, shouting "dagnabbit!" each time.

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 23:06 [no]

>>4
Luck: average
Health: average
Love: average

Details: Will sucessfully build a model aircraft, but have disfigured fingers due to frequent spilling of glue. As you walk to the porch to display your model, a student from your high school class will ask for your attention. He/she was cool during high school, but now travels globally to attend furry conventions.

Lucky sign: Mithra

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4507 23:42 [no]

>>5

Luck : Really Poor
Health : Excellent
Love : Above Average

Details: Will not realize, that he got AIDS.....health condition also will go down to rerally poor as well once he realize that he got AIDS, and Love will go down to really poor as well, since his lover or anyone that love him(if you have one) left him.

Lucky Sign : Fap man

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4508 05:24 [no]

>>6

Luck: Pretty Crappy
Health: Not to the ER yet...
Love: Will find their soulmate

Details: >>6 will, this year, manage to invent a way to communicate telepathacally. Unfortunately, your lab assistant will steal it, making him millions and leaving you pennyless. On the way out of the courtroom, you will almost trample your future wife, who you proceed to take out to dinner and end up staying in bed for a week with, a la Lennon.

Lucky sign: The Goat

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4509 01:42 [no]

>>7
Luck: Erratic
Health: In recovery
Love: Excellent

Details: >>7 Will be hired to work as a referee in the next DOA:XBV. Unfortunately, two girls will get into an arguement and you will be in the center. Their breasts will squeeze the air from your lungs, but they will not realize it. Once the arguement ends, you will be airlifted to the hospital and given oxygen. The DOA:XBV girls will wait by your bedside until your condition improves.

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