My mother is too strict. (4)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 23:05 [no]

Ok, so I'm 18 and bought the game with my dad, my mom didn't know. She doesn't really like violent stuff. At all. So, I was with my dad playing when my mom came home early. I was about to turn it off but she saw me and told me not to. She wanted to see what it was like and what I was trying to hide. So I started playing, trying to keep it clean. But I slipped. I ran over someone. I just ran over one little hooker and my mom got scared and said "You're movin' with thine uncle and auntie in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looking at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 23:23 [no]

SomethingAwful happened here.

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 02:40 [no]


4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 18:43 [no]

Fuck her.

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