yeah, we'd need to make it a variable and have a list of prefixes to go in it
so we could have random:
himself
herself
hirself
shimself
itself

and then we'd need to replace WINTER with whatever season it is currently, except there are different seasons depending on where you are in the world, so there'd be:
winter
summer
fall
spring
cherry

also die is a good thing to some people and they might think we mean dice besides, so we replace it with:
smoke
eat a lot

well, you understand.