Fare the Well, 4-ch & DQN. (11)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 19:14 [no]

If my credit cards weren't maxed out from all the cyber sex session I've had with Thai whores at Chat Hostess, I could probably contribute a small donation.

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 19:17 [no]

If I didn't owe my university like 400 more bux, I could probably donate.

ITT WE GET 1000 BY EXCUSES

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 19:51 [no]

If I just had a damn job (which I badly need) I could donate.

Sadly, every place of employment around here demands like 500000000 references, and I don't have any references, because I've never worked.

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 21:56 [no]

>>3

Use DQN as your reference.

As for me, I will be sending 10bux at some point.

5 Name: 2 1993-09-4530 22:13 [no]

OH SHI-

I just found out today I might be getting a job. Wal-mart, and it sucks, orz, etc, but it's a job. After my debt to the school is done, I'll be sending 4-ch some bux. Hopefully 20/month or so.

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 23:59 [no]

>>5

Good job there. So, we've got $30 accounted for...

Come on, guys! $50 and 4-ch's future is secure~!

7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 01:11 [no]

>>6
Hardly. It costs $80 a month you know.

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 02:11 [no]

ITT we are compulsive liars?

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 03:03 [no]

>>8

ITT we are broke bitches.

10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 05:45 [no]

>>7

I meant 50 more. Hell, even broke bitches can come up with a few dollars a month.

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 09:13 [no]

i will donate a penny to seal the fate of 4-ch and its fellow DQNs!

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