So we at least get the fake impression of having some activity around here

i made a mistake in an online order but one of the reps at the company sorted it out for me

I can't believe it, I had to buy 39 of them 1 cent stamps just to post my letter.

It went up to 39 already? Shit, I have a bunch of 37 cent stamps still lying around.

i think i will take a shower now and then get to work

I fall in love with the girl on the next room on my office, but i'm too shy to talk to her

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gb2/love/

>>6
Put it in her pooper.

The Serenity visual companion book shows the 'verse having seven stars in a close grouping, five of them with planets. That makes a little more sense than one star with a whole huge mess of planets in the biozone.

Please play with me....

Damn nobody posted

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>>6
The best solution is to follow here at a distance everywhere she goes and take lots of pictures of her with a telephoto lens. Put those pictures up in your own office space with little candles and jewels and other shrine-type materials.

When she sees your obsessive devotion to her, she will have no choice but to call the police!

>>13 lol, bastard i seriously in love with her

What's holding you back from asking her out?

Think about it.
Best possible result: She says yes, you both fall madly in love, get married and live in the country.
Worst possible result: She says no with an amused laugh, you grow horribly depressed and throw yourself off a building, bounce off a pier into the ocean and a shark tears your body parts off and eats them right in front of you just before you breathe your last.

More than likely, the actual result will fall somewhere between those two.

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So how'd that forbidden office romance thing go? Did'ja jump her bones or what?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Enabling Open Space Technology on this thread.

Apply now!

I'm pretty tired. I think I'll go back to bed.

Activity Simulation Activation Powers activate!

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>>4 In my country the default stamp does not have its price written on it, and won't ever expire, It's nice, except that it means that they can rise the price more frequently since they don't have to print different stamps to do it.

Of course the taxpayers are expected to bail out the innefecient postal sytem frequently.

Nothing ever happens...

And when something does happen, it's a bad thing. :(

>>40 so you can stock up on stamps and sell them when the price goes up.

I can't remember when I last had to use a stamp. Ilove internet!

she said "LET'S, PARTY TIME"

so then I said, "yes let's"

string tastes funny.

is it null-terminated string?

NULLPO

>>49 needs to be terminated

Oil prices keep rising.

It's about time we started moving away from fossil fuels anyway.

Impossible.

It's high time to start using nuclear cell powered cars. Forget about meltdown risks!

馬鹿！！馬鹿馬鹿！！

not enough uranium.

Too much red tape is involved in having nuclear power.

Not really. There really isn't enough uranium. We still don't know how to dump it either. But main problem is there isn't enough uranium.

We know exactly how to dump it: In the ground. The only real problem is the NIMBYs.

We dump it into ocean right now.

And then we all catch Blinky, the three eyed fish.

In Soviet Russia, Blinky catches YOU!

Also, in Soviet Russia, you have to be vigilant. Somewhere a rock of crack will put you in his pipe.

Nothing ever happens...

and when something does happen, it's a bad thing...

So perhaps it is just best to hide.