Troy (9)

1 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4539 01:20 [no]

Troy is my best friend, and probably the only man in this world I can trust. He taught me everything I know about running message boards.

If you don't know Troy, I will tell you about him: He is the man who single-handedly carries the word of God. Not just any God, THE God of THE bible. Thanks to his blessings, he has defeated atheists all over, and has even one-upped followers of [removed profanity] /b/! He has challenged atheists from all over the internet, offering a reward of 10,000 dollars to the first to beat him. 100 wins and they've yet to come close.

I can only hope to some day serve you as well as he serves his own.

"He has afforded you the right to be repentent, remorseful for your overassuming, misreading and pride. He can see your lame excuses you make up. He knows your attempts to deceive yourself. He knows you have no love in your heart and that you are a bad person; unless you come to the cross He can not save you. Righteously, He will not.

The passivity of being a sedated person is how the evil spirit has caused you to misread which you accept for yourself.

Hell is all you have therefore awating you. How truly sad. You're banned for your obstinacy and belligerency." -Troy

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 02:38 [no]

sage

3 Name: Anon-Sama the Sama!ONcFvIXPG. 1993-09-4539 03:10 [no]

Moar liek GODD amirite?

4 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4539 04:44 [no]

>>2
You are banned, since you can't get past the first sentence due to obstinacy and careless misreading.

>>3
Your belligerency and mischaracterization is worth a ban. I am born-again. Those who are unsaved are considered sinners. It is hypocritical to mislabel something. You are trying hard to be cunning.

5 Name: GODD!YgQRHAJqRA 1993-09-4539 05:37 [no]

>>1-4 are banned for being dirty heathens.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 05:55 [no]

Dear GODD,

Why do you need to prove that you are indeed who you claim to be with a tripcode? Isn't the base of religion supposed to be faith?

Love, Captain Obvious

7 Name: GODD!YHWHeQHCCY 1993-09-4539 06:23 [no]

>>6
>>5 is a cheating impostor, I am your real GODD

8 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4539 07:09 [no]

>>7 is banned.

9 Name: GODD!4gwlqtupE. 1993-09-4539 11:42 [no]

lol

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