[FIGHT] MOHAMMED VS. JESUS - Who would win in a fight? (15)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 11:54 [no]

Who would win?

2 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 11:55 [no]

Mazinkaiser. It has the power to become God or the Devil!

3 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 11:58 [no]

10 PRINT "MOHAMMED KILLS JESUS."
20 PRINT "JESUS RISES FROM THE DEAD."
30 GOTO 10

4 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 11:59 [no]

Jesus in the last eps would beat him up using his cross, but even in the first season I'd say he was bad-ass enough to put up a better fight.

5 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 15:14 [no]

budda would just kick their asses with martial arts

6 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 16:32 [no]

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7 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 17:04 [no]

Jesus has an auto-life on him so long as he is the son of God, so it'd be useless

8 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:15 [no]

That would be an unfair fight. Unlike Jesus, Mohammed doesn't have any superpowers. So it'd be like having Mother Theresa and Superman fight... or Don Knotts and Michael Jackson.

9 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:41 [no]

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10 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:42 [no]

orz, UTF-8

11 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:49 [no]

>>7
He'ld still lose if his entire team was incapacitated.

12 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:46 [no]

Santa Claus would make people forget them both.

13 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:54 [no]

Mohammed would transform to BOMB MOHAMMED then wipe his sorry ass

14 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 23:44 [no]

In islamic lands, there is no TP. People have to wipe asses with the bare hand.

15 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 09:05 [no]

they wipe with the severed hands of infidels

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