( ß ƒŽß) Post happy things! (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 04:26 [no]

( ß ƒŽß) I like kittens and bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that!

101 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4567 21:32

( ß ƒŽß) I like GETs

102 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 13:51

( ß ƒŽß) I like...

( ß -ß) ...umm....

( ß ƒŽß) Oh yes!

( ß ƒŽß) Kittens!

( ß -ß) Wait, now I'm not so sure any longer.

103 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 14:32

( ß ƒŽß) pancakes and sausage!!!!

104 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4568 14:57

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105 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 10:04

( ß ƒŽß) I like getting good grades on tests

106 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 10:28

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107 Name: Kihei^!mikoN0oU.E : 1993-09-4570 11:03

( ß ƒŽß) I like Miko...
( ß -ß) ...........
( ß ƒŽß) in general?

108 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 14:15

( ß ƒŽß) I like Milo! And Klim! And Ovaltine!!!

109 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 15:38

( ß -ß) ...
( ß ƒŽß) And MITTENS!

110 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 16:29

( ß ƒŽß)??
What is this Mittens you're talking about?

111 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4570 18:48

( ß ƒŽß) MITON GA SUKI!!!!!!!!
( ß -ß) ...
( ß -ß) Did I say that before?

112 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 14:27

( ß ƒŽß) I like to do the bump!

113 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 14:41

( ß ƒŽß) I like Milo!
( ß ƒŽß) And Yossarian!
( ß -ß) But maybe not Major Major so much.

114 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 14:47

( ß ƒŽß) I like M&M! They're delicious, and everyone has a share!

115 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 14:53

( ß ƒŽß) Mittens!

116 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 16:21

( ß ƒŽß) I like Junior Mints! They're very refreshing!!

117 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 17:05

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118 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 18:36


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119 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 19:00

( ß ƒŽß) I like internet jokes that are, like, a hundred years old.

120 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 19:01

( ß ƒŽß) I enjoy ending my sentences with the phrase "and shit."

121 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 19:34

( ß ƒŽß) I enjoy chinese kitten-cakes!

122 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 20:01

( ß ƒŽß) I heart bosintang!

123 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 20:12

( ß ƒŽß) I like loafing around in the Grandpa thread and eating things from their fridge!

124 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:21

( ß ƒŽß) AND MITTENS!!

125 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4571 21:37

( ß ㋻ß) LOOK THERE IS A CIRCLE AROUND MY MOUTH

126 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:29

( ß -ß) ...

( ß -ß) ...

( ß ƒŽß) ...

( ß ƒŽß) Aaaah... Mittens...

127 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:31

( ß ƒŽß) I love Butterscotch Krimpettes and Diet Pepsi for breakfast!

128 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:46

( ß ƒŽß) And mittens!

129 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:47

(ß„DßjSTOP WHINING ABOUT THE DAMN MITTENS!

130 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 15:07

( ß -ß) But... but... but...

( ß ƒŽß) ...Mittens!

131 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 23:53

( ß ƒŽß) I like it when people read my thread!!

132 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 03:17

( ß ƒŽß) Threads are fun to read and participate in!

133 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 03:29

( ß ƒŽß) Mittens are fun to...

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( ß ƒŽß) Mittens!

134 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:07

( ß ƒŽß) Earmuffs! They're fluffy and warm!

135 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:45

( ß ƒŽß) They remind me of mittens!

136 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 20:22

( ß ƒŽß) Klingons!

( ß -ß) Wait, no...

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137 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 20:28

( ß ƒŽß) Klingons...

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( ß ƒŽß) ...with mittens!

138 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-4573 20:34

i L_½Mj I like closing threads just like this.

139 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 21:07

Nooo!!!

140 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 02:19

( ß -ß) closing threads is not a happy thing.

141 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 03:15

( ß ƒŽß) PUDDING!

142 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 04:27

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143 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 05:43

( ß ƒŽß) . . . . . . . . . .

( ß -ß) I just... can't live in a world without mittens. I'm sorry, everyone. Goodbye.

144 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 13:29

( ß ƒŽß) Oh, wait, here they are!

( ß -ß) ....

( T -T) .... ew. somebody spooged in the left one.

145 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 14:22

( ß ƒŽß) I like wind!
( ß ƒŽß) And lolis wearing skirts!
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) And I really like what happens when you put them together!

146 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 15:23

( ß -ß) One thing you can't beat is...
( ß ƒŽß) Lolis wearing MITTENS!

147 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 15:55

( ß -ß) ....

( ß -ß) .... can we leave the babyfucker stuff on 4chan, plz?

( ß ƒŽß) THANKS!

148 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 16:26

>>147
( ß -ß) I don't much like /b/tards...

149 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 17:36

( ß ƒŽß) BANANAS!

150 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 17:42

( ß ƒŽß) Peanut butter & banana hoagies!

151 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 19:52

( ^ ƒŽ^) Those little green tea flavored cookies you can buy in Osaka train stations!

152 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 14:24

( ß -ß) ....

( ß -ß) Battlestar Galactica's season closer really freaked me out.

153 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 16:36

( ß ƒŽß) ƒ~ƒgƒ“

154 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 19:47

( ß ƒŽß) ‚‚‰‚”‚‚ŽI

155 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 01:28

( ß ƒŽß) MITTENSU

156 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 20:43

>>152 ( ß ƒŽß) THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!
( ß -ß) no more new episodes until October, though.

157 Name: ( ß ƒŽß) : 1993-09-4577 09:17

158 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 10:07

( ß ƒŽß) >>157 wins!

159 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 10:18

( ß ƒŽß) I like 1000GET!

160 Name: ( ß ƒŽß) : 1993-09-4577 12:25

( ß ƒŽß) My name gets fucked up by 2ch's cookie code!

( ß ƒŽß) MITTENS

161 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 14:13

( ß ƒŽß) I like Fralingers Salt Water Taffy!!!!!

162 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 20:42

( ß ƒŽß) lol i haet mittens

163 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 21:08

( ß ƒŽß) >>162 is an imposter!

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164 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 21:31

( ß ƒŽß) lol, I like these unmasking scenes!

165 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 01:02

( EƒÖE) I hope you at least managed to get the stuff from the kitchen.

166 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 14:29


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167 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 14:36

( ß ƒŽß) I like it when my kitten chases her tail.

168 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 14:58

( ß ƒŽß) KITTENS!

169 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 17:34

( ß ƒŽß) I like frilly socks!

( ß ƒŽß) and bobble hats!

170 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 17:55

( ß ƒŽß) I like ( ß ƒŽß)!

171 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 18:47

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( ß ƒŽß) I like recursion!

172 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 18:48

( ß ƒŽß) I like playing in creeks and streams!

173 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 19:15

( ß ƒŽß) I like playing Chutes & Ladders but only with the optional homegrown rule that each player rolls two dice instead of one and must choose one or the other die before moving because otherwise Chutes & Ladders isn't much of a game at all now is it?

174 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 19:16

( ß ƒŽß) ...fuck Chutes & Ladders! MITTENS!

175 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:08

( ß ƒŽß) I like pho thai!

176 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 02:12

( ß ƒŽß) I like chicken teriyaki with those little potsticker things!

177 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 03:07

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178 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 03:31

( ß ƒŽß) I like crushing tiny cats!

( ß ƒŽß) Not really!

179 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 05:30

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180 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 05:42

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181 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 05:48

( ß ƒŽß) I like cherry trees in the springtime!

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( *ß ƒŽß) I also kind of like >>180!

182 Name: @@ : 1993-09-4579 06:44

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183 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 08:40

( ß ƒŽß) I would like a mittens imageboard!

184 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 09:46

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185 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 11:12

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186 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 12:16


(@Xß) I like it when I can get through the morning without having to puke.

187 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 12:56

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188 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 13:02

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189 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 13:13

( ß ƒŽß) I like the "My name is Squeeks" thread!

190 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 13:41

( ß ƒŽß) I like the "My name is Squeeks" user on becauseitswinter.com !

191 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 14:03

( ß ƒŽß) I like lutefisk!

192 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 14:17

(ß ƒŽß) I like the "My name is Squeeks" user on becauseitswinter.com because his password is 123!

193 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 15:48

>>192 viral advertising i see...

194 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 17:25

( ß ƒŽß) Estonian people!

( ß -ß) ...

( ß ƒŽß) With mittens!

195 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 17:37

( ß ƒŽß) I like Guinness Moustaches!

196 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:52

( ß ƒŽß) I like vibrators!
( ˃ ƒŽ˂) oOoOoOoOhHhHhH YyYyYyEeEeAaAaAaAaHhHhHhHh....

197 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 23:39

( ß ƒŽß) Mitten condoms!

198 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 23:42

( ß ƒŽß) I like perverts and subversives!

199 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 23:44

( ß ƒŽß) I like takoyaki and okonomiyaki

200 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 00:09

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I LIKE 200GET! WoooHOOOOOO

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