( ß ƒŽß) Post happy things! (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 04:26 [no]

( ß ƒŽß) I like kittens and bacon cheeseburgers and shit like that!

350 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 23:02

( LƒŽ`) I love alzheimer's disease!

351 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 23:37

( ß ƒŽß) I like >>350! Thank you, >>350!

352 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 00:21

( L-`) Who are you again?

353 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 03:18

( L-`) Are you my mittens?

354 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 05:14

>>349

( ß ƒŽß) Her lips said "stop", but her eye said "go"!
( ß -ß) But her other eye said "stop", too.

355 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 11:37

( ß ƒŽß) I like Suiseiseki!

( ß ƒŽß) And Suigintou!

( ß -ß) But maybe not Barasuishou so much.

356 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 12:46

( ß ƒŽß) I like to put my soft pretzel in the toaster.

357 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 16:54

( ß ƒŽß) I'd like to see this thread make 1000 before the Pockyclypse happens!

358 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 19:35

( L-`) What before what?

( L-`) Who are you?

359 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 19:50

( ß ƒŽß) oh jesus 99.99mbps!

360 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 21:52

( ß ƒŽß) I have three weeks!

361 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:25

( ß ƒŽß) I like Lightwave better than 3D Studio Max!

362 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:55

( ß ƒŽß) I like the Atari ST better than the Amiga!

363 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:59

( ß ƒŽß) I like that Grandpa didn't explode!

364 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 00:00

( ß ƒŽß) I like 1000GETs!

365 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 01:13

(EAE) I wanted 1000get :(

366 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 02:28

>>362
( ß ƒŽß) I liked the Atari 800 more than the Commodore 64 but not by much

367 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 11:55

( ß ƒŽß) Apple ][ was better than both!

368 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 15:40

( ß -ß) oops. I meant...
( ß ƒŽß) APPLE ][ WAS BETTER THAN BOTH!

369 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 15:48

( ß ƒŽß) I love my Ultra5.
( ß ƒŽß) I named her SUNshine.
( ß ƒŽß) Kawaii, desu ne?

370 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 19:01

( ß ƒŽß) MITTENS!

371 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 23:00

( ß ƒŽß) FOOTY PAJAMAS!

372 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 01:09

( ß ƒŽß) I love vanilla ice cream with crushed up butterfinger bars mixed into it!

373 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 07:48

( ß -ß) I don't much like Gaia Online, but I made an account anyway.
Username: Mitonsu
Password: [];'./

375 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 23:34

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376 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 02:04

( ß ƒŽß) CUPCAKES

377 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 04:10

( ß ƒŽß) FRANK ZAPPA!

378 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 10:40

( ß ƒŽß) BOBBY VINTON!

379 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 12:48

( ß ƒŽß) LEONARD COHEN SONGS!
( ß -ß) as long as Leonard Cohen isn't the one singing them.

380 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 17:03

( ß ƒŽß) Fust, we take Manhattan
( ß ƒŽß) DEN WE TAKE BUHLINNNNN

381 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 23:09

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382 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 00:31

( ` ƒŽ`) Start ze Mitten Faktories!

383 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 02:11

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384 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 02:15

( ß -ß) Maybe it would have been wise to test my s-jis art on a long-buried thread before doing something stupid.

385 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 02:44

( ß ƒŽß) Nah! Go balls-out! Life is short so just post without even thinking!

386 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 02:47

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) I like taking huge dumps in the morning!

387 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 02:48

( ß mß) I like my Hitler moustache!

388 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 04:06

( ß ƒŽß) Pancakes with maple syrup!

389 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 10:03

( ß ƒŽß) Mittens!

390 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 12:53

( ß ƒŽß) Mittens on Bittens!
( ß -ß) A baby bat is a bitten, isn't it?

391 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 12:53

( ß -ß) Once bitten, twice shy.
( ß ƒŽß) I like old sayings!

392 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 14:54

( ß -ß) One wife and two kids.
( ß ƒŽß) But they are dead!

393 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 16:27

( ß ƒŽß) baby bat baby bat baby bat baby bat baby bat baby bat

394 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 17:44

( ß ƒŽß) itty bitty baby
( ß ƒŽß) itty bitty bat

395 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 18:00

habeeb it

396 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 19:45

( ß -ß) I don't much like /b/tards. They shit up everything they touch.

397 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4609 19:46

( ß ƒŽß) I like /m/ though!

398 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 13:12

( ß ƒŽß) I LIKE ATTENTION!!!!

399 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 15:55

Pink hearts and fluffy bunnies and shit ♥.

400 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 16:12

( ß ƒŽß) I LIKE 401GET

401 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 16:14

( ß -ß) oh, I missed it.

402 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 18:31

403 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 19:07

( ß ƒŽß) I like 403(Forbidden)!

404 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 20:45

( ß -ß) ...
( ß ƒŽß) I like 404(Not Found)!

405 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 20:51

( ß ƒŽß) 405(Method Not Allowed)!

406 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4610 21:38

( ß ƒŽß) I like 406! (Not Acceptable)

407 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 01:17

( ß ƒŽß) I like 407! (Mitten Authetication Required)

408 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 01:20

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409 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 02:49

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410 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 02:57

( ß ƒŽß) I like this picture of someone eating a sandwich! It just makes me happy for some reason, like mittens

411 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 10:13

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412 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 10:24

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413 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 15:01

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414 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 15:13

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415 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4611 15:20

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416 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 01:09

( ß -ß) ... I really don't appreciate that whole babyfucker thing, >>415.

417 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 01:15

( ß ƒŽßj I am not a very big fan of child exploitation, but I do enjoy the occasional Platonic fantasy!

418 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 01:17

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419 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 02:19

( ß ƒŽßj I like MITTENS!

420 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 03:07

( ß ƒŽßjI like lolis wearing MITTENS, however.

421 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 04:12

( ß -ß) I mean "don't like"

422 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 07:31

>>421
( ß ƒŽßjSure you did, pedo!

423 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 12:38

( ß ƒŽßjI don't like lolis not wearing MITTENS!
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( ß ƒŽßjI don't like not liking lolis wearing MITTENS!
( ß -ß)...
( ß -ß)This has become very offtopic with all the "don't like".

424 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 12:49

( ß ƒŽßj I like laser precision posting!

425 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 19:41

( ß ƒŽßj I like putting five laser pointers onto a glove so I have superpowers

426 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 19:41

( ß -ß) ... er, onto a mitten

427 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4612 22:28

( ß -ß) Though when I think about it, I can only put the laser pointer onto the thumb.

428 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 10:03

Hum... happy things, happy things... hum... I don't know what is the most happy thing in this thread, but for me, i will be the most happy troll on the internet if i could sleep 24 hours without interruptions. ORZzzzzzzzzz

429 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 13:08

( ß -ß) I don't think I like >>428 much.

430 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 18:08

( ß ƒŽßj I like Krispy Kremes!

431 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 18:20

( ß ƒŽßj I like Hot Apple Dumplings with Vanilla Sauce and Ice Cream!

432 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 19:00

( ß ƒŽßj I like bananas and other foods that start with F!

433 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 20:54

( ß ƒŽß) I like doing things that start with F!

434 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 22:56

( ß ƒŽß) I like Fondue!

435 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4613 23:02

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436 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 01:40

( ß -ß) ... whore.

( ß ƒŽß) I like feeling superior to other people!

437 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 03:21

( ß ƒŽß) I like fantasizing about doing my hot professor

438 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 09:09

( ß ƒŽß) a favour.

439 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 12:28

( ß ƒŽß) ...of a sexual nature.

440 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 12:45

( ß ƒŽß) I like flipping out during a guitar solo and killing a bunch of people!

441 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 12:57

( ß ƒŽß) I like to flip out, like a ninja!

442 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 14:34

( ß ƒŽß) I like it like that!

443 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 21:09

( ß ƒŽß) I like FTP!

444 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 22:09

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) I'm inclined to enjoy the occasional fart.

445 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4614 23:10

( ß -ß) ... Get the fuck out of my thread.

446 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 03:02

(¥ิƒÖ¥ิ ) ... sigh. Okay bye.

447 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 04:28

(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) By the way, you're due for a pap smear. Make an appointment.

448 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 04:30

( ˃ O˂) GET OUT

449 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4615 04:33

(*ß -ß) ... sheesh

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